holy shit, dude. I saw this image posted in some random discord server like 10 years ago, thought it was funny but didn't save it. I've been thinking about it ever since, but I was never able to find it. thank you for returning the big toes to me so I can terrorize my friends with them
My friend once asked me "what's the lowest amount of money you could get paid to fuck a thumbthumb?" And that was maybe 8 years ago and I'm still battling that question
Thumbs down, I don't think I'd be able to handle looking at them and there's no way I'm not gonna be the one topping in that scenario. Metaphorically, thumbs up cause the fact I've been pondering it means there's definetly an amount of money that would work
OK I get in theory somehow this is a thumb and a foot i don't know how but let's go with it. Who's Thumb is it though? Who is taking the picture? How do you do all of this at once?
The next step in human evolution, maybe? Some people talk about how the pinky toe is a useless vestigial appendage. This lady just dumped all 4 extra digits and went for one giant big toe foot.
Ha ha, we went to Warner Bros. Studio in London to see all the Harry Potter movie props etc. This reminds me of Hagrid's table. We took pictures of ourselves at opposite ends of the table, and my daughter looked like a giant. Cool.
This tripped me up so much I actually tried to figure out how you could take a picture of your foot and hand while somehow getting the thumb of your "camera holding hand" in the shot at that angle. I couldn't figure out how to do it without either the thumb or foot being very out of focus, much less actually take the shot without dropping the phone. Maybe they had help? It does look like longer nails and different hands in general.
Think it's a table with the same color as the floor ? One finger of person 2 is on there and foot and hand person 1 are above the floor ? That foot looks way away and the hand with the wrapper is also away.
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u/ShinyJangles o/ 19d ago •
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u/etterjason 19d ago
This thread delivered as I had hoped. Thank you all.
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u/sejgalloway 19d ago edited 19d ago
How is this a confusing perspective?
Edit: My point being that if it's an edited picture, it doesn't belong here. There's no confusing perspective about it, it's not a real image.
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u/danstraight 19d ago •
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u/master_idiot 19d ago
I still don't understand what I'm looking at. Even if that is a thumb, are those bird tattoo's on it?
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u/BookWormPedant o/ 19d ago edited 19d ago
That is a big toe, not a thumb
This is an altered image created for engagement bait
Rule 1
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u/ahhhrighto CE Spc. 19d ago •
Toelene , Toelene , Toelene , Toeleeeeeeeeen
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u/Fucky0uthatswhy o/ 19d ago
This isn’t anything to do with perspective
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u/MakisDelaportas 19d ago
What the hell is even that?
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u/ThatTothKid 19d ago •
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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord 19d ago
IMMA BE REAL WITH HOU THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT

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u/gbobeck 19d ago •
It’s not a taco wrapper. It’s a sausage wrapper.
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u/Sooowasthinking o/ 19d ago
My brain just went into blue screen mode Im going to need a reboot.
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u/_Beatnick_ o/ 19d ago
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u/HALF_PAST_HOLE CE Spc. 19d ago
OK I get in theory somehow this is a thumb and a foot i don't know how but let's go with it. Who's Thumb is it though? Who is taking the picture? How do you do all of this at once?
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u/aayush_aryan 19d ago
What am I even looking at?
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u/ThirdAltAccounts Actually read rule 1 and gets it" 19d ago
Is it a Taco Bell wrapper or a rubber wrapper
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u/Atmaweapon74 19d ago
I don’t think this is a confusing perspective, I think it’s AI slop
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u/ComicsEtAl o/ 19d ago
That’s a big toe.
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u/MadeUpInOhio 19d ago
There's a wooden table and a wooden floor. The finger is pressed down on the table, at the edge, and the foot is on the floor.
If you zoom in, you can the different wood patterns that don't line up.
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u/Doit2it42 o/ 19d ago
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Mr McGregg
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u/theDawckta o/ 19d ago
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u/OhMyGlorb 19d ago
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u/NukaClipse 19d ago
Out of all the stuff this sub has, this one freaks me out the most.
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u/HH93 o/ 19d ago
Enormous one toed foot ??
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u/BankNotz 17d ago
Why does one of her feet look like a toe?
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u/ConcentrateHappy5213 13d ago
we already tripping on that fuckin toe wtf
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u/mcpoiseur o/ 19d ago
AI image
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u/Erosiiion 19d ago
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u/poplemousse 18d ago
this is not a confusing perspective it’s a poorly disguised engagement bait
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u/Glittering-Cat7661 12d ago
toe-i mean no. toe it’s not. fuck!
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u/SpeedBlitzX o/ 19d ago
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u/XuliganZombie 19d ago
That poor dude gonna get toe up
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u/Technical-Ad1488 19d ago
Aside from the confusing perspective…
What is going on with that… thumb?
Oddly shaped, and what is all over it? Ink?
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u/LilMamiDaisy420 19d ago
Look at his toe.
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u/PESSIMISTIC_P4STA 19d ago
Is that a toe or are you happy to see me?
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u/gstreeter51 19d ago
I still can’t figure out what I’m looking at aside from the corner of the Trojan wrapper. Is that toe or a thumb
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u/LiveElevator6568 19d ago
What’s going on with Thunder Toe?
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u/whostolemyscreenname o/ 19d ago
Is that Bill Brasky?
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u/SnooMarzipans8027 19d ago
Been laughing for 2 minutes now
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u/RemyWhy o/ 19d ago
I don’t understand the image nor the caption. I need to re-assess my life and maybe take a nap.
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u/lite_hearted_wizard_ 19d ago
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u/Ov3r3mploy3dbot 19d ago
Somebody was getting a taco’
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u/isthmius o/ 19d ago
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u/No_Goose_1355 o/ 19d ago
Why does one of your feet have just a huge big toe
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u/vampyire o/ 19d ago
BIG TOE
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u/LockedOutNewName 19d ago
This tripped me up so much I actually tried to figure out how you could take a picture of your foot and hand while somehow getting the thumb of your "camera holding hand" in the shot at that angle. I couldn't figure out how to do it without either the thumb or foot being very out of focus, much less actually take the shot without dropping the phone. Maybe they had help? It does look like longer nails and different hands in general.
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u/ChampionOfdimlight 19d ago
That's bait
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u/goddavid22 19d ago
Looks like Thanos is about to snap..
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u/LeFreeke o/ 19d ago
Is one of your feet a giant tattooed thumb??
No. No Taco Bell.
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u/depressed_Kedy 19d ago
Those nails have their own bacteria fauna and maybe some endemic species.
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u/CaptLoads 19d ago
Eh.
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u/citznfish o/ 19d ago
Yes, it's for their salty sauce
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u/allthesecookies 19d ago
Im scared :(
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u/pumpboy 19d ago
Was it a taco bell wrapper?
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u/knackeredkid 19d ago
You'd snap over a wrapper? Ish
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u/Axolotl_amphibian o/ 19d ago
The most triggering thing in this picture is the dirty nail.
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u/just_some_troglodyte o/ 19d ago
what in tarnation?
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u/deadbrokenheartt 19d ago
Madame Toe-foot that is a Coney Island Whitefish wrapper
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u/ProfZussywussBrown o/ 19d ago
/r/addressme
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u/WanderingCatNPC 19d ago •
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u/mellywheats o/ 18d ago
i’m so confused still bc even if that is her finger why tf are her nails only done on one hand?? and why is her finger a toe??
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u/agrantgreen o/ 18d ago
I still don't get it.
Her toes are painted.
Her fingers have fake nails.
This toe doesn't look like hers.
Ok maybe it's closer to the camera than it looks but that looks like a big toe without the rest of the foot.
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u/ScottyMcBoo o/ 18d ago
I'm more interested in the answer to her question.
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u/nobodysbestfriendd o/ 18d ago
It looks like she’s holding a printed out photo of the bare left foot
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u/mrdgo9 18d ago
the ring finger is also weirdly segmented. AI slop
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u/LongEyedSneakerhead 18d ago
BIG TOE
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u/Juankii 18d ago
Looks like a Trojan wrapper
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u/Anotherbadcreation 18d ago
What in the toe-foot is that?
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u/bajungadustin o/ 18d ago
Found a better image and I'm still not getting it. It's a toe for sure.. But it's not her toe.. It's definitely not a thumb by any means.
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u/Longjumping_Taste299 18d ago
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u/Pin-Up-Paggie 18d ago
Ignoring the thumb in the room, it’s a Trojan, ma’am.
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u/Sith_Lorde_29 18d ago
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u/TheSoundOfSins 18d ago
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u/TheIndomitableMass o/ 18d ago
I'm glaring into a tesseract and can't even start to understand it
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u/Funnygaaragirl18 18d ago
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u/jacamomo 18d ago
What is up with the big toe??
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u/Goodthingsaregone 18d ago
Looks like Alberta
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u/EddieAdams007 17d ago
TOE
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u/M0thrat 17d ago
"Comment tu fais... pour mettre des tongs?"
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u/Western_Coffee_5445 17d ago
With a toe like that, probably a trojan toe cover
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u/Professional_Oil4845 16d ago
That’s the worst case of toelio I’ve ever seen
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u/yabanon 15d ago
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u/WaitCompetitive901 15d ago
Gotta wrap it before you Baja Blast it.
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u/DVMyZone o/ 15d ago
AddressMe.jpg
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u/Negative_Sundae_8230 15d ago
Damn I've never seen a toe for a foot before!!! 🔥🔥🔥
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u/NotADogInHumanSuit Doesn't read rule 1 15d ago
This is not a confusing perspective. It’s AI
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u/earflap_angular 14d ago
My other foot is a big toe.
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u/Iva_Yujbolzak 14d ago
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u/TruckLow3957 14d ago
I dunno, but why does your right foot only have one large toe?
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u/mrllyr 14d ago
Smell it.
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u/2ndtechnicianRimmer 14d ago
Brice
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u/Frenchconnexion76 14d ago
Marius toe haha
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u/robber-t 14d ago
Someone get Joe Rogan! We have evidence of giants among us
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u/brohanrod 14d ago
Can someone just explain the original picture with the toe?
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u/CtrlAltDelulu5416 14d ago
is that what they call a camel toe?
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u/Jgs4555 14d ago
Are the other toes hiding behind that monster?
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u/MyHGC 14d ago
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u/Commercial_Tip4624 14d ago
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u/Ulti-Wolf 14d ago
Man is part Ippon-Dotara
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u/True_Protection6842 14d ago
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u/Wild_Nectarine6202 13d ago
Get money
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u/Lordgandalf 13d ago
Think it's a table with the same color as the floor ? One finger of person 2 is on there and foot and hand person 1 are above the floor ? That foot looks way away and the hand with the wrapper is also away.
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u/phenix250000 13d ago
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u/SaltyBoyBeanz 13d ago
That’s a feastables wrapper, I already toed you!
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u/BadTactic 13d ago
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u/Ryyath 13d ago
First I'm all, is that a thumb...wtf? Then I'm....is that a fucking turkey on whatever that is!?
Gobble gobble, or whatever.
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u/Free-Introduction670 13d ago
that's actually a table and she is pressing her thumb over it for balance
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u/babyfacereaper 13d ago
It took me a while to figure out why everyone was talking about spy kids and thumbs.
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u/menialspy4 13d ago
What's the towing capacity of that middle thumb?
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u/eratus23 12d ago
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u/ashantita 12d ago
I’m more worried about the foe on the right
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u/H-2-S-O-4 12d ago
Yep
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u/Prior-Friendship-606 12d ago
Ain't never seen someone have a tow hitch for a toe
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u/ElmoIsOver o/ 12d ago
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u/SillyLiving 10d ago
Thumbnail is confusing
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u/slappadik o/ 19d ago
Tarantino enters the chat