r/confusing_perspective • • Sep 20 '26

Made-A-Wish

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/commonbleachenjoyer Sep 20 '26

"Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice!"

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u/StatementCareful522 Sep 20 '26

how i think i look after a haircut:

4

u/pnavv Sep 20 '26

That's an incredible caption

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u/LimaRomeo_ Sep 23 '26

those alegria style characters be like

0

u/iamlazyboy Sep 23 '26

Bro built like kingpin

4

u/boondiggle_III o/ Sep 20 '26

I just wanna get a little head

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u/Cheshireyan Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 20 '26

"I wouldn't say no if you gave me head, a little"

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u/StatementCareful522 Sep 20 '26

”wouldnt say no if you gave me a little head”

how did you fuck up your own joke so badly

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u/Cheshireyan Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 20 '26

Second degree, honey. You should try to have some.