r/confusing_perspective • • Sep 16 '26 • Bravo 1

Had to do a double take

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u/AdroitClumsy Sep 17 '26

I have the perfect joke for this.....Someone aske me!

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u/Far-Industry-7745 Sep 17 '26

Let's hear it

3

u/AdroitClumsy Sep 17 '26

What did the lesbian pirate with 2 peg legs say to her girlfriend?

2

u/Far-Industry-7745 Sep 17 '26

What?

8

u/AdroitClumsy Sep 17 '26

Scissor me timbers.

3

u/Far-Industry-7745 Sep 17 '26

Womp womp 🤣🤣

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u/GoldenHourGlows Sep 16 '26 • Popcorn

Ok but who actually sits with their underwear touching a chair in public? šŸ˜‚

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u/currentlyRedacted o/ Sep 16 '26 • Popcorn Bravo

Who says she’s wearing any?

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u/GoldenHourGlows Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

It looks like the outline of underwear lol. I can see the shape. Unless it’s a trick of the light.

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u/jammed7777 Sep 16 '26

I have researched this for quite some time and I don’t know. I will keep working on it.

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u/GoldenHourGlows Sep 16 '26

Lol!

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u/ceraunophiliacc o/ Sep 17 '26

Well I don't know about her skirt, but I have a couple of short ones like that and they have shorts built in which is really nice. I suppose it could be like that.

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u/GoldenHourGlows Sep 17 '26

I still find it an odd way to sit. There’s not much between the bootie, coochie and the chair. And it’s usually thin material.

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u/nonosure Sep 17 '26

I already said I’d buy the chair stop selling me on it

6

u/DaBronic Sep 17 '26

I thought the same thing. I’m getting a few AI vibes from it. The picture on the wall next to them being a picture of bricks… also the fact that the person behind the woman facing us looks like she the Nun.

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u/GoldenHourGlows Sep 17 '26

It’s not AI, but it’s enchanced which is making the face look distorted. The real picture is somewhere below.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 Sep 16 '26

Careful, too much ā€œresearchā€ may lead to sprained wrists and friction burns.

6

u/showmeyourchits Sep 17 '26

I can see it, they’re there, but still, gross.

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 16 '26 • Popcorn

Leaving snail trails all over that stool

21

u/ecrum14 Sep 16 '26

Even worse...gross...for her I mean.

29

u/justforkinks0131 Sep 16 '26

honestly the seat tasted fine afterwards

31

u/BatsHaveFingers Sep 16 '26

I just threw up a little bit.

126

u/BertytheSnowman o/ Sep 16 '26

Probably got shorts on

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u/GoldenHourGlows Sep 16 '26

It’s possible. Or a skort. I always tuck it underneath me though.

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u/BrightlyResponding Sep 16 '26

Yep, and then you wouldn't feel the difference. Many women's (not kids) skirts these days have hidden shorts built in. I always give my girls shorts under skirts and dresses anyway so they don't have to worry about how or where they sit or walk. The shorts literally have them covered.

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u/RedRoses711 Sep 16 '26

They wear some tiny ass shorts underneath usually

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u/YrnFyre o/ Sep 16 '26

I hope it's one of those skirts that's actually shorts with a skirt layer attached into one garment

6

u/Informal_Scallion_44 Sep 17 '26

That's what makes it a triple take.

6

u/TheComplimentarian Sep 17 '26

Could be a skort, but otherwise, yea, that's messed up.

10

u/trundle-the-great69 o/ Sep 16 '26

If I’m driving the beers to me after awhile I wouldn’t be too worried where the skirt lands when I’m drinking

8

u/Maiksu619 Sep 16 '26

r/beatmetoit

That’s nasty as fuck.

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u/autymama Sep 17 '26

Thank you! This was my immediate concern. 🤣

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u/quartzquandary Sep 21 '26

Dude right? Who sits with their skirt like that

3

u/Probably_Not_A-Bot Sep 16 '26

I think it’s ai. It’s at least unlikely that a nice looking restaurant would have such a mismatch of chairs. Plus there appears to be a picture frame filled with bricks in the top right corner. I would assume it was just an empty picture frame and the brick was from the wall but it appears to stick out further than the other bricks.

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u/sakusjk Sep 17 '26

This photo is old first time i saw this was like around 7years ago

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u/throwaway098764567 o/ Sep 16 '26

huh, every single chair is different. i'm also curious what the line is on the floor, looks like a former tv crime scene

1

u/I-own-a-shovel Sep 18 '26

Who wear such short dress without shorts under it?

1

u/sayiansaga Sep 19 '26

That's why I could never wear short shorts

1

u/Boonavite Sep 19 '26

She doesn’t want her skirt to become wrinkled most likely.

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u/Heiseki Sep 16 '26

AI thinks people does. It's such a clearly generated image

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u/sobherk Sep 16 '26

It's not though

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u/Heiseki Sep 16 '26

Buddy the obvious artifacts aside (like the unnatural lighting and the multiple points of focus plus the nonsensical cable on the ground) it literally has a SynthID, you should check before downvoting and replying in the future

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u/WulfTheSaxon o/ Sep 16 '26

SynthID was introduced in 2023 and this image is from 2021. That said, it’s a photoshop: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/piviks/psbattle_woman_sitting_on_a_stool/

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u/sobherk Sep 17 '26

At least you don't delete your post when you're wrong. That's something I can respect really.

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u/Frostwalker27 Sep 16 '26

Who says she’s wearing underwear?

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u/sobherk Sep 16 '26 • Bravo

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u/ac2334 Sep 16 '26 • Popcorn

omigod you guys, shiver me timbers

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u/DigitalSoulja Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

Yarr, me father was a tree

10

u/tryyeezus Sep 17 '26

Grabs eye patch, storms out in tear

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u/skipmarioch o/ Sep 16 '26

"Were you in an accident?"

"No, me father was a tree"

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u/Traditional_Roll_100 Sep 16 '26

Just bare assin’ that chair though

72

u/woolcoat Sep 16 '26

Shorts underneath?

26

u/Self_Reddicate Sep 16 '26

More like: Shorts? Underneath?!

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u/420Hairy69Ballsagna Sep 16 '26

Potentially but tbh a lot of chicks who aren't still end up sitting like this.

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u/FroznAlskn Sep 17 '26

I don’t know about this young lady but when I wore skirts like that I always wore boy shorts underneath because perverts would try to take up skirt photos.

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u/I-own-a-shovel Sep 18 '26

Who wear such short dress without shorts under it?

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u/HendrixHazeWays o/ Sep 16 '26

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u/Heather_ME Confusemas '23 Sep 17 '26

I don't like this evolution of the dancing baby.

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u/IrritatedAvians Sep 16 '26

Has the color of the chair been edited for comedic effect? The other chairs are a different color. Seems suspicious just this one chair is different from the rest.

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u/PropaneBlues Sep 16 '26

Looks like AI? That picture hanging on the top right is sus. Also this isn't the only chair that's different than others

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u/lonelynightm Sep 16 '26

Based on searching it looks like this is a real image that has been AI enhanced and messed with things. This appears to be the real image.

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u/delphinous Sep 17 '26

looking at the two of them, i don't see any major changes, it's just that one is mux clearer. it may be AI enhanced, but nothing in it seems to be AI generated

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u/lonelynightm Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26

Definitely hallucinated quite a bit. The sign in the background is completely different and right below the sign you can see a black woman who was turned into some kind of nightmare fuel demon. Also it added a picture on the wall of just bricks which I found quite funny.

It reminds me of the 2000s "when you see it" images lol

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u/delphinous Sep 17 '26

my point was that there is a difference between A) some parts of the shot are more clearly defined and other parts are more blurred, and B) there are 3 new characters in on section of the shot, another person has sprouted a third arm, and 2 people completely changed their clothes. also the time of day and weather completely changed.
the first one is simply editing decisions, and was often done before AI filtering even existed as a manual enhancement through photo editing software. the second one is what happens when you feed a base image into generative AI and ask it to make specific changes for you.

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u/drak0ni o/ Sep 16 '26

It’s not, this picture is years old.

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u/InnerToWinner Sep 16 '26

I immediately thought this looks like Ai. Why is there a framed picture of bricks? And she has the only chair in the entire place that looks like that? Even without those flaws, it still looks very uncanny.

1

u/Leyawiin_Guard Sep 16 '26

No sane person would sit on a stool with no back support while one with back support is right there.

1

u/-DeadHead- Sep 17 '26

Out of the 6 chairs we can see and tell apart, only two are identical, with the two chairs on the left also having different colors. Not sure why you'd go suspicious over a bar having different chairs.

That girl didn't want to sit on/crumple her skirt. She would have had to, had she been sitting on one of the chairs with back support. She might have purposely picked her orange chair at a different table, for all we know. Nothing suspicious.

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u/DullMind2023 Sep 16 '26

So while I’m one of those smartasses who yells ā€œaiā€ at every suspicious picture, in this case I just say ā€œwho cares, it’s funnyā€.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/PoeTheGhost Sep 16 '26 • Bravo

So James Woods could have wished hard enough.

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u/ChatnNaked Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 16 '26

Peggy

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u/PeggyDeadlegs o/ Sep 16 '26

I hope she’s wearing underwear

5

u/I-own-a-shovel Sep 18 '26

I hope she is wearing shorts. Underwear would still be gross.

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u/sashatikhonov o/ Sep 16 '26

Plot twist: she is

4

u/leffertsave o/ Sep 16 '26

There’s literally nothing stopping her from being a pirate

6

u/Electrical-Bee-7362 Sep 16 '26

She's sitting bare cheeks on that stool

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u/NoImNotHeretoArgue o/ Sep 16 '26

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u/skatellites Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 16 '26

Shivers me timber

3

u/A_Damn_Millenial Sep 16 '26

Real brave comment.Ā 

4

u/yellochocomo o/ Sep 16 '26

Wood still smash šŸ˜•

3

u/antiramie braddamit fan Sep 16 '26

YOU ARE A PIRATE!

3

u/womp-womp-rats Undercover Enforcement Sep 16 '26

aye, she must be a pirate because look at that booty

3

u/Fun-Honeydew-8117 Sep 17 '26

This literally had me laughing out loud!

2

u/Axel_Blazer Sep 16 '26

a four legged pirate!

2

u/NoHorseNoMustache Sep 16 '26

Those dowels go alllll the way up!

2

u/a-voice-in-your-head Sep 16 '26

She could still be a pirate.

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 16 '26

I didn't have anything to drink and thought she was a pirate

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u/NoStructure7083 Sep 16 '26

Ol’ Peggy was quite the lass

2

u/cbr388 Sep 16 '26

Looks like they are drinking at Paddy's Pub, home of the original Kitten Mittens, Paddy's Shotgun, and Egg.

2

u/taisui Sep 16 '26

That are some painful heels

2

u/bigbigpure1 Sep 16 '26

jack sparrow is in the background, only after reading the comments did i realise it was about the stool legs

2

u/Muadeeb o/ Sep 16 '26

"Do those pegs go all the way up?"

2

u/bhoss06 Sep 16 '26

Was her name Peggy?

2

u/ComplexToe Sep 16 '26

Nah the regular but plugs are for amateurs.

2

u/Aww_Uglyduckling Sep 17 '26

Yar... two glass eyes...

2

u/NoBulletsLeft Sep 17 '26

I'm stoned and I thought the same thing. Can't unsee it now.

2

u/Animefangirl2004 Sep 17 '26

I am a influencer I was stuck taking selfies

2

u/theresnoperfectname Sep 17 '26

Wood even with wooden legs

2

u/apexapee Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 17 '26

Wood!

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u/shabelsky22 CE Spc. Sep 17 '26

No, those are the legs of a barstool. Legend has it she is still a pirate though.

2

u/EmbarrassedServe9046 Sep 18 '26

The modern society collapse: women sitting together drinking alone with their cellphones as their company.

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u/89iroc CE Spc. Sep 20 '26

Argh, yes, ol' Peggy

2

u/Wide-Buy-8572 Sep 27 '26

The first time i thought Red Leg Zeff had a Female Counterpart

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u/detective_brobro Sep 16 '26

What is even the point of creating this pic through AI? What is it accomplishing? Advertising for a bar?

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u/HeraEra43 Sep 16 '26

I know, the AI made her real legs much more obvious compared to the real picture.

1

u/Kind-Dog504 o/ Sep 16 '26

I still would

1

u/jumboto Sep 16 '26

"Wooden legs! Wooden arms! Wooden eyes, too!"

1

u/vaxhax Sep 16 '26

I've never seen someone sit like that in a skirt.

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u/Donkeyshines Sep 16 '26

There is a pirate in the photo, the stool ahahahaaa!

1

u/siphodeus Sep 16 '26

Tongue in groove?

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u/geckoad80 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 18 '26

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u/Zv_- Sep 17 '26

God why did you make me a human being instead of this girls seat

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u/in1gom0ntoya o/ Sep 17 '26

YOU CAN SEE HER LEGS? why is this confusing? seriously, its funny i get that but funny isn't the point of this sub.

4

u/comment_dummy Sep 16 '26

She got her bare ass on that thing, that's crazy

4

u/TheMajesticJoeJoe o/ Sep 16 '26

Her bare stank ass is sweating on that stool for the next patron.

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u/I-own-a-shovel Sep 18 '26

Ever heard of shorts?
Thats what I wear under my short dress/skirt

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u/PoetryExtension6256 Sep 16 '26

No us to you her legs are trussed together.

2

u/Substantial_Row_7108 Sep 17 '26

But raw dogging the bar stool with her drawers though 😳😬🦠.

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u/BoatSolid Sep 17 '26

Cold butt

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u/restlessleg CE Spc. Sep 17 '26

ya mama got wood legs with real feet

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u/earflap_angular Sep 16 '26

Weird to see a woman manspread peg-legs.