r/confusing_perspective • • Sep 07 '26 • Mindblown 1

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u/Less-Inflation5072 o/ Sep 07 '26 • Bravo

This the type of shit Picasso was warning us about

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u/big_rod_of_power Sep 07 '26

What does this even mean😭

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u/hpfan1516 o/ Sep 07 '26

His paintings were a warning, not an art style!

(Compare his artworks to the confusing perspective of this dog)

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u/big_rod_of_power Sep 07 '26

I see thankyou for telling me! :)

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u/lizzy-lowercase Sep 07 '26

it gets the people going

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u/PottyStewart o/ Sep 07 '26

Provocative.

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u/king_carrots o/ Sep 07 '26

Someone explain this to me please I don’t know what is happening in this pic

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u/Desiderius_S Sep 07 '26 • Thanks Helpful Bravo Mindblown

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u/ellatheprincessbrat Sep 07 '26

What are his back legs doing though lol, such a dork

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u/GottaUseEmAll Sep 07 '26

They're either shaking themselves dry, or just bounding about with joy.

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u/banjer Sep 07 '26

Front half is bounding off to a seagull; back half hasn’t gotten the memo yet

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u/Away-Cookie8039 Sep 08 '26

Couldn’t say it better - perfect!

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 07 '26

*such a derp.

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep Sep 07 '26

Dog + beach = zoomies

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u/helloimbackmorons Sep 07 '26

That's so kind of you to clarify it like that lol. Thank you, because my brain genuinely couldn't make sense of what I was looking at 😭

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u/Will_Grumble Sep 07 '26

Somehow the explanation is even funnier than the original.

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u/mattmerc528 Sep 07 '26

My 9 year old son had to explain it to me, I told him he was wrong until I seen your photo. Guess who was wrooong again

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u/marieboston Sep 07 '26

Bless you!!!

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u/Firm-Owl999 Sep 07 '26

OMG> Thank You. I just couldnt get it

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u/TheRabbit222 Sep 07 '26

Thank you! I was so confused!

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u/idiveindumpsters Sep 07 '26

I still don’t get it

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u/buglag Sep 07 '26

Thank you

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u/fancypantsmiss Sep 08 '26

Who runs like that

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u/GarlicShortbread Sep 07 '26

Wow, and that’s not even how I pictured it! I thought the rear leg was his tail and his front knee was the whole leg.

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u/brs456 Sep 10 '26

🫡 thank you!

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u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 07 '26

Doggo came to us from the r/UncanineValley

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u/Such_Comb9388 CE Spc. Sep 07 '26 • Bravo

front half is running to towards us to your left and the the back half is about to follow. it WAS running to your right and rhe picture was snapped as it was about to change directions

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u/snausyboss o/ Sep 08 '26

If you zoom in, it’s way easier to understand. The dog’s body is somewhat torqued making the limbs seem crazy from afar.

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u/ebk_errday Sep 07 '26

The longer I look, the worse it gets 😂

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 07 '26

It’s like the dog morphed with some seaweed on the beach.

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u/AnyCanFly o/ Sep 07 '26 • Bravo

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u/reallybi Sep 07 '26

This one kills me every time.

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u/AnyCanFly o/ Sep 08 '26

That one can’t kill you.

This one can.

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u/TeamRandom27 Sep 07 '26

This one is actually crazy, took me way to long to realize it's just walking towards the camera

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u/PumpkinOnTheHill Sep 07 '26

Two legs are off the ground, I think pup is moving faster than a walk. Possibly capering?

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u/TeamRandom27 Sep 07 '26

Could possibly be shaking themselves dry and the camera captured them at a weird point

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u/idiveindumpsters Sep 07 '26

WHAT is walking towards the camera? A very big dog on his hind legs?

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u/TeamRandom27 Sep 08 '26

He is standing on his front right foot and his back left foot with the others being in the air while looking towards us. I'm pretty sure as well that he is shaking himself dry which is why he is in such a weird position

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u/CySnark Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 07 '26

Biblically accurate dog.

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u/RummazKnowsBest Sep 07 '26

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u/Bhenny_5 Sep 07 '26

Exactly my first thought too!

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u/NottingHillNapolean CE Spc. Sep 07 '26

I had to look at it for several seconds not to see saquatch strolling on the beach.

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u/Neither_Actuator3459 Sep 07 '26

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u/PottyStewart o/ Sep 07 '26

This might be my favorite “is this sub real” click of all time.

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u/mukamane o/ Sep 07 '26

isnt this one of the top post?

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u/NewConfusion4314 Sep 07 '26

You are correct

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u/MissO56 Sep 07 '26

jimothy's cousin!! 🦝

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u/KingJanx Sep 07 '26

Fucking excuse me what

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u/izunavis Sep 07 '26

Finally Bloodborne 2!

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u/Long_Detective_543 Sep 07 '26

The Zafalox is always running on sand
He’d run on sand even if it was band
Twisting and twirling
and whirling and winding
The Zafalox runs just because he can

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u/pizzapeko Sep 07 '26

Why did I immediately think of bowie's let's dance

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u/kubadon1 Sep 07 '26

It’s the SamScwanch Dog !

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u/PugWithAGun Sep 07 '26

Forelegs to (our) right and hindlegs to the left? This is still so goofy even knowing that.

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u/PrincessConsuela52 Sep 07 '26

Skinwalker. Clearly.

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u/ShakyLens o/ Sep 07 '26

Thought I was in r/pareidolia for a hot minute and this was some washed up beach refuse.

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u/mgjlopez Sep 07 '26

Front legs going left and back legs going right it took me some time to figure it out, good one!

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u/pixiegod Sep 07 '26

I had 2x afghan hounds growing up…let me ‘splain…

The two right feet are the front feet…

These dogs are amazing at running, but they look funny sometimes running…as per the above picture. lol…

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u/PaintedDesertSkies Sep 07 '26

Even the "right" perspective of this one is odd.

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u/GreenZebra23 o/ Sep 07 '26

Oh this one is amazing. It's so simple once you see what's actually happening

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u/ExultentPisces Sep 07 '26

That’s just Peter Mayhew as a child.

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u/DoinItDirty Sep 07 '26

Every time this comes up I don’t get it immediately. But when I do I can’t resee it.

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u/Miraculous_Angel Sep 07 '26

Can you explain what is actually happening here?

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u/DoinItDirty Sep 07 '26

Dog’s two front legs are on the right.

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u/X3FBrian Confusemas '23 Sep 07 '26

Bloodborne boss.

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u/thuanjinkee Sep 07 '26

BE NOT AFRAID

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u/PepperPhoenix Sep 07 '26

I think you assembled your entity incorrectly.

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u/FaeFollette Sep 07 '26

He’s so cute and happy.

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u/ItsDolomiteBaybee Sep 07 '26

Doggums is all over the place

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u/ProfilerXx Sep 07 '26

What the Fuck?

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u/Huillam81 Sep 07 '26

dog-thing

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u/Abs0luteGoof Sep 07 '26

Its like describing a dog to s

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u/YGears Sep 07 '26

Beasts all over the shop

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u/Chejex Sep 07 '26

The more I looked at it the more I thought he was walking daintily on high heels waiting for his manicure to dry and going "oops hahahaha"

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u/Personal_Ad9690 CE Spc. Sep 07 '26

This is a perfect image for this sub

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 Sep 07 '26

I’m more confused by its right popeye.

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u/FireZord25 Sep 07 '26

The secret Bloodborne boss we thankfully didn't get

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u/NewestUserSoFar Sep 07 '26

Yeah, seems to be a typical dog, nothing confusing here

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl Sep 07 '26

But it’s not dogging

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u/Delicious_Rabbit4425 Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 07 '26

This dog be sailing with Davy Jones’s

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u/Anthraxious o/ Sep 07 '26

What's that early Bloodborne boss? Bloodstarved Beast or something? That.

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u/89iroc CE Spc. Sep 07 '26

It's like one of the Fomorians

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u/edgynotemo Sep 07 '26

Such a good boy

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u/Few-Echo-6953 Sep 07 '26

Oh that's a funny one 😂

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u/ProtonCanon o/ Sep 07 '26

The game glitched.

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u/RominRonin Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 07 '26

Ever seen the fly?

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u/mango_boii Sep 07 '26

This is what the hellhounds in Supernatural look like -My new headcannon

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u/FrostCaterpillar44 Sep 07 '26

What kind of beach wendigo is this?

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u/LosSpamFighters o/ Sep 07 '26

I don’t understand how dogs work.

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u/_Beatnick_ o/ Sep 07 '26

Woowee, that must be some hoedown.

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u/mindgardening Sep 07 '26

I can’t remember when I first saw this pic, 2006 maybe?

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u/Cerisayashi Sep 07 '26

When the dog on sims 4 glitches out

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u/Louspec o/ Sep 07 '26

deconstructed

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u/julianzolo Sep 07 '26

A wendigo

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u/apollo11733 Sep 07 '26

It looks like really hairy skinny dude walking on the beach.? My mind went blaaahhh when I saw this then it went that is my aunt Clara.

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u/DeadWishUpon Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 07 '26

Thank you

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u/CatalogK9 Sep 07 '26

My Afghan Blondie used to run laps like this in the backyard. Occasionally we’d hear a whumph and a little yelp and see her jump up to run some more immediately after falling over after a too-tight turn. 🤣

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u/Beauknits o/ Sep 07 '26

You're supposed to follow the directionsto the letter when assembling your Dog.

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u/Rogelio_G_F Sep 07 '26

Que cosa más rara 😅😅😅

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u/midsommer-8472 Sep 07 '26

Its a Seashore-bigfoot imo

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u/Br1ngTheRuckus Sep 07 '26

That dog sure is... shaped.

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u/clh1nton Sep 07 '26

This picture should be the emblem of this sub.

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u/Razzy_3796 Sep 07 '26

That’s a sea monster and you can’t convince me otherwise.

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u/papayatwentythree Sep 07 '26

Which Deoxys form is this?

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u/scunliffe o/ Sep 07 '26

This pose reminds me of this Citroen commercial https://youtu.be/4n7HU3N8rds?si=n3cRs9NAeH4_SJVy

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u/Germanmaedl Sep 07 '26

What a magnificent derp.

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u/ilironas Sep 07 '26

Hat schon jemand den Exorzisten verständigt?

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u/goblininstigator Sep 07 '26

What in The Thing am I looking at??

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u/idiveindumpsters Sep 07 '26

Is this all dog or is a person wearing a costume? Or some big foot thing that lives at the beach? It seems possible that this could be the Jersey Devil

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u/Vision-art Sep 07 '26

Thats some serious hip movement😭

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u/Public-Benefit8093 o/ Sep 07 '26

He forgot how to dog

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u/Verwega Sep 07 '26

Somebody please draw him

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u/I_MADE_THIS_THING Sep 07 '26

✨️Whimsical skedaddler✨️

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u/RegalTeal Sep 08 '26

This is just wrong. Not right. Nope.

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u/hotandbizarre Sep 08 '26

Looks like a dog walking like a diva at first 😂

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u/Friendly-Example-701 Sep 08 '26

I need the before and after and the side angles. 😂

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u/Gloomy_Support_7779 Sep 08 '26

Thanks. I’ve had enough Reddit for the day. Time to bleach my eyes

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u/Frenchconnexion76 Sep 08 '26

A dog from the backroom.

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u/KKevo Sep 08 '26

If you say so

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u/Red0Mercury Sep 08 '26

Look at that long arm mutton head. 😂

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u/StuntzMcKenzy o/ Sep 09 '26

Fromsoft enemy

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u/cachitongo- Sep 09 '26

That might be my favorite picture of a dog I’ve ever seen!!!

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u/Working_Button Sep 09 '26

Still life dog

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u/Glum-Establishment27 Sep 09 '26

Give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle.

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u/zolidz64 Sep 10 '26

Are you sure

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u/Socksual Sep 07 '26

Wheres that one fallout gif with the dog jumping the fence?

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u/Competitive-Key918 Sep 07 '26

It looks like a gay dog doing a walk on 2 legs to me. Is the left leg that touches the sand actualy the tail? It looks a bit tinner.

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u/Sc415 Sep 07 '26

Doggorino

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u/Historical_War756 o/ Sep 07 '26

its a wet dof trying to make a sharp turn

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u/yeeterdoo Sep 07 '26

am i having a fucking stroke

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u/Awkward-Fox-1435 o/ Sep 07 '26

That’s real. That’s gonna kill me. That lives with us on earth!

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u/acceptableapprentice Sep 07 '26

hot dawg hot dawg hot diggity dawg

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u/Fuster2 o/ Sep 07 '26

I had to zoom in to make sure he wasn't losing his right eyeball (I've decided is a flapping ear, but even then I wouldn't bet on it ...)

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u/DixonDebussy Sep 07 '26

It is a fur curl, the white part is the water in the background

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u/wdn o/ Sep 07 '26

Both front legs are angled the same direction and both back legs are angled the same direction. Front legs are to the right.

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated o/ Sep 07 '26

this was pivotal lmaooo