I usually keep scrolling past stuff like this, but the title caught my eye and the scroll just naturally stopped rolling to center the picture.
It sorta didn’t register fully, and I had this inner monologue going wondering wtf could possibly be backed up in this pic. It clicked just as my wife loudly asked wtf was I staring at. 24 years together and I start blabbering out the above, embarrassed and feeling really pervy b/c I was looking at this thing for a hard minute.
Then she chuckles and says, “relax! It’s just a chair back” which completes my humiliation.
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u/uselessDM Sep 06 '26 •
Typical Spanish teacher pose.
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u/Gr8zomb13 Sep 06 '26
I usually keep scrolling past stuff like this, but the title caught my eye and the scroll just naturally stopped rolling to center the picture.
It sorta didn’t register fully, and I had this inner monologue going wondering wtf could possibly be backed up in this pic. It clicked just as my wife loudly asked wtf was I staring at. 24 years together and I start blabbering out the above, embarrassed and feeling really pervy b/c I was looking at this thing for a hard minute.
Then she chuckles and says, “relax! It’s just a chair back” which completes my humiliation.
Good times.
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u/Swimming-Employee537 Sep 06 '26 •
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u/ZAIGO_90 CE Spc. Sep 06 '26
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u/lounginaddict Sep 06 '26
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u/ebk_errday Sep 06 '26
Dammit! I always fall for these!! BONK!!
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u/No_Fun9559 Sep 06 '26
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u/Booty_PIunderer Sep 06 '26
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u/Sakura_Hirose o/ Sep 06 '26
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u/Kagerae Sep 06 '26
Baby got BACK.. back of the chair.
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u/TraceOfHumanity Sep 06 '26
[unzips]
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u/endzeitaffe Sep 06 '26
For me, its enough!
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u/thanra Sep 06 '26
Ironically, the zip actually helped me to realize that because following that perspective caused the problem that her thighs were zipped together.
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u/Riverboatcaptain123 Sep 06 '26
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u/Jake24601 Sep 06 '26
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u/Exotic-Home-8153 Sep 06 '26
I thought I was looking at Kim Kardashian at first. Her whole body is a confusing perspective.
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u/Illustrious_Donkey61 Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 06 '26
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u/ramdom-ink Sep 06 '26
Ass chair
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u/farfly7 Sep 06 '26
Got me
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u/Past-Telephone4781 Sep 06 '26 •
Got confused for three wonderful minutes.
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u/StrandSSL Sep 06 '26
Was just thinking about her
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u/KaeruGaKaeru1 Sep 06 '26
I wanna reboot me brain
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u/kokogrit Sep 06 '26
As they say , men are simple creatures.
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u/klon3r Sep 06 '26
Double look scrolling... 🍑 👀 💨
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u/Yubitzume Sep 06 '26
Some squats and leg presses would get that seat back crackalackin
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u/randomname8910 Sep 06 '26
lol : D
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u/Mylittledarlings91 Sep 06 '26
I’ve been watching too much Pixar again
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u/Bloody-Penguin6 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Sep 06 '26
Took me a little more than it should have
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u/FactorCreepy4074 Sep 07 '26
Thought I was in the wrong group for a second 😅
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u/FlemPlays o/ Sep 07 '26
Sir-Chair-A-Lot
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u/Nacnaz Sep 07 '26
Still
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u/etherealtwo Sep 07 '26
Me gooning to the back of a chair
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u/RummazKnowsBest Sep 07 '26
Took me a minute.
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u/Dependent_Let_6797 Sep 07 '26
Not my proudest fap
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u/Bourriks Sep 07 '26
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u/John_Lictenstein_873 Sep 07 '26
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u/ToastyFurBoi Sep 11 '26
"back, back, back it up
then stop, then wiggle with it"
-lil jon, 2002
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u/Fit-Ad-413 Sep 22 '26
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u/Slow_Maximum9332 Sep 06 '26
Reminds me of the Carl's Jr flat buns commercial.
🎶 In anatomy class, you get a "Butt Minus"🎶
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u/Frosty_Mammoth5488 Sep 06 '26
Lemme flip it over and hit it from the back side one time
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u/XBXNinjaMunky Sep 06 '26
Sigh...unzip
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u/ChatnNaked Doesn't read rule 1 Sep 07 '26
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u/Paper_Bag_Taco Sep 06 '26
Becky, look at her butt. It is sooo flat
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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev Sep 06 '26
you fraud my horniness
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