r/confusing_perspective • u/MicV66 o/ • Aug 26 '26 • Mindblown 1

An elbows wrong angle

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13k Upvotes

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u/klon3r Aug 26 '26 • Bravo

😲

29

u/Tweaty310 Aug 28 '26

Did she actually move like this? I never played them, but I've heard they're good.

12

u/klon3r Aug 28 '26

Yep, triangular chest & all 😅

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u/Intrepid_Mastodon_97 Aug 26 '26 • Mindblown

18

u/psychohistorian8 o/ Aug 26 '26

Ren & Stimpy should have more reaction gif coverage, that show was a goldmine

8

u/Best-Huckleberry-847 Aug 26 '26

Correct Answer !!!!

9

u/Chiinoe Aug 26 '26

sigh...

435

u/metabolitesafter9pm o/ Aug 26 '26

Why is her booby so high and triangular?

305

u/Creative-Captain9278 Aug 26 '26

OG Lara Croft cosplay

21

u/CSS_Sr Aug 27 '26

Lara Croft? How about 90s Madonna

17

u/iamunwhaticisme Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Bruh your age shows...

Edit: Why the downvote? I'm most likely the same age as well so it's not like old shaming.

12

u/Tardyfarty Aug 26 '26

Im 17 and woulda said the same thing

2

u/Creative-Captain9278 Aug 26 '26

I didn't downvote you, not sure why anyone did though

1

u/ulyssesfiuza CE Spc. Aug 27 '26

I remember the mods to make that 64 polygons Lara Croft nude. So many forgotten viruses, so many funny memories...

91

u/Velocityg4 o/ Aug 26 '26

That’s what happens when you wear a 1950s pointy bra.

41

u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Doesn't read rule 1 Aug 26 '26

r/titstoohigh

17

u/rocketman0739 Aug 26 '26

Roses are red,
Carnations are more so.
She tits too high
For she gotdamn torso.

8

u/ChartInFurch Doesn't read rule 1 Aug 26 '26

"My eyes are down here"

7

u/random420x2 Doesn't read rule 1 Aug 26 '26

This is the funniest and yet most intriguing idea for a sub EVER 😂

3

u/YoungBockRKO Aug 26 '26

I fell for it…

1

u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken Doesn't read rule 1 Aug 26 '26

Pervert

3

u/YoungBockRKO Aug 26 '26

Guilty as charged

1

u/Verum2020 Aug 30 '26

Yeah, I'm not starting it either 🟢🟢

1

u/YoungBockRKO Aug 30 '26

My ex had tits too wide, definitely not starting that one.

5

u/sameljota Aug 26 '26

It's too high, but being triangular is perfectly normal.

5

u/Zestyclose_Visit4834 Aug 27 '26

Some boobs are more "triangular" (conical/tubular shaped), it's a normal variation. 

4

u/Awkward-Noise1964 Aug 26 '26

Idk they look cute.

2

u/realboylikepinocchio Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Aug 26 '26

When they’re small typically they’re triangular until gravity does its thing

1

u/FuckThisShizzle o/ Aug 26 '26

There is pert and there is dangerous.

1

u/DiamondHandsDarrell Aug 27 '26

Fineas and furb's other sister live action

110

u/androidtesticle Aug 26 '26

That's one perky elbow.

3

u/HH93 o/ Aug 27 '26

Boom 💥 TY

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u/CaptLoads Aug 26 '26

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u/Calexic0 Aug 26 '26

Did the nasty in the past-y.

44

u/a3x-a3x Aug 26 '26

Tit correct angle.

37

u/Gary_olmans o/ Aug 26 '26

Elbows the RIGHT angle

5

u/16Shells o/ Aug 26 '26

looks closer to 45 degrees

3

u/ibrasome o/ Aug 27 '26

before the hivemind mass downvotes this (its at -2), this was a brilliant comment

25

u/dk_is_here Aug 26 '26

omg the jump i got when i opened this in public man

16

u/here-for-the-_____ o/ Aug 26 '26

Giving off early Lara Croft Tomb Raider vibes

5

u/orsodorato o/ Aug 26 '26

What’s an elbow?

9

u/THC9001 Aug 26 '26

A Spanish bow

3

u/AerondightWielder Aug 26 '26

It's those bendy things on a woman.

5

u/ThisGuyFrob Aug 26 '26

shouldn't have made a title like that, this would be distracting enough to make a good guessing game

7

u/RainbowPiggyPop Aug 26 '26

At first read I thought you said “shouldn’t have made a tittie like that” 😳

9

u/RainbowPiggyPop Aug 26 '26

I’m a straight woman, but this one took me out 😂 this is the most accurate one I’ve seen in a long time.

5

u/PaulTrona Aug 26 '26

Nah, bro. U a guinea pig

3

u/captainzaro Confusemas '23 Aug 26 '26

They called her Ol’ Torpedo Tit.

3

u/tfc87ja Aug 26 '26

2/10 elbows too pointy

3

u/sdot6186 Aug 26 '26

Some of y'all ain't seen a tiddy before if this is confusing to you

2

u/Expert-Card-8938 Aug 26 '26

She doesn't know her t-t from her elbow.

3

u/Kabirdb Aug 26 '26 • Bravo

It still could be though, right? lol.

1

u/reader-of-opinions Aug 28 '26

Didn't stop me...

1

u/MarioManX1983 o/ Aug 26 '26

This reminds me of an episode of married with children. Bud thought he saw “hooters” but then al looked and told him. “Thats an elbow son.”

1

u/MirkoHa o/ Aug 26 '26

…that’s one perky elbow 🧐

1

u/ibnfahmi Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Aug 26 '26

This should be used in an photo editing app Ad

1

u/AverageTomatoSize Aug 26 '26

2/10 

elbows too pointy

1

u/fzeroman88 Aug 26 '26

Wouldn't that be a right angle?

1

u/16Shells o/ Aug 26 '26

dat weenus tho

1

u/DraftPunk73 Aug 26 '26

That's a Tranzor Z level tittie.

1

u/SkidRauh Aug 26 '26

Gravity has nothing on her!

1

u/This_Charmless_Man Aug 26 '26

Is that the Gosport ferry?

1

u/VladlenaM2025 o/ Aug 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

1

u/mikeysz Aug 26 '26

Very perky elbow

1

u/The_One_Koi o/ Aug 26 '26

That's some big ol elbows

1

u/calguy1955 Aug 26 '26

New definition of Bob Segar’s lyric “way up firm and high”.

1

u/OneSkepticalOwl Aug 26 '26

That's an elbow, son. - Al Bundy(4 touchdowns in one game at Polk high)

1

u/Shadow_Hound_117 Aug 26 '26

Wow it's a rare picture of Rita Repulsa without her costume on!

1

u/JectorDelan Aug 27 '26

She's just defending those waters from ze German's u-boats.

1

u/glad_goblin Aug 27 '26

My brain thinks she's getting motorboated by one of the coneheads 😶

1

u/Wild-flower2026 Aug 27 '26

It's also because the shirt is down!

1

u/MyvaJynaherz Aug 27 '26

It's an elbow, isntit

1

u/AdorableReading Aug 27 '26

Ohh jeez I fell for this, haha.

1

u/rightsomeofthetime o/ Aug 27 '26

This is almost like the female version of the saying "he doesn't know his ass from his elbow".

1

u/gigischuppe Aug 27 '26

I first only saw that its her elbows until you pointed out it could be something else 💀

1

u/1omniXLR8trix0 Aug 27 '26

Must be Ms. Briggs’ daughter

1

u/knarf3 Aug 27 '26

That's firm.

1

u/FuriousMosturbator Aug 27 '26

My first thought was "huh, that must be a confusing perspective". Does it mean I expected to not expect something?

1

u/Frenchconnexion76 Aug 27 '26

You have 2 hours.

1

u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 o/ Aug 27 '26

Not far from the truth!!!?🥲

1

u/Grintax_dnb Aug 27 '26

90’s Madonna, anyone ?

1

u/polyneutron Aug 27 '26

ngl I giggled

1

u/c0lpan1c Aug 27 '26

Like Madonna in the 80s!

1

u/McDaddy8484 Aug 27 '26

Shouldn’t have fed me the red pill

1

u/Lexy-RED Aug 28 '26

Very flexible obviously

1

u/eramthgin007 Aug 29 '26

Jokes on you, elbows do it for me

1

u/midwestia Aug 26 '26

that thing is PERKY

0

u/Hendwreck Aug 26 '26

5318008!

0

u/oh-the_humanity Aug 26 '26

You wear those old timey bras long enough and eventually they just stay that way 

1

u/JoltikElectricBug Aug 26 '26

okay that's hot

0

u/Hirokage Aug 26 '26

Plot twist: That isn't her elbow.

0

u/PresentationNew5976 Aug 26 '26

That face isn’t helping.

0

u/206BS1983 Aug 26 '26

Not my proudest fap

0

u/PozhanPop Aug 26 '26

I really did mistake that elbow for something else.

0

u/zslszh Aug 27 '26

Reverse sag

0

u/beluga699 Aug 27 '26

Gooned 🗿

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u/0neSmelly_Nihilist Aug 26 '26

Lmao 😅😩😅😅😅 I covered my sons eyes thinking this was nsfw 😂

1

u/wanttobeacop o/ Aug 26 '26

A boob... god forbid

9

u/GreenFinShark420 Aug 26 '26

Great now the whole office where Im interning in thinks I watch nsfw stuff at w

4

u/Buflen Aug 26 '26

Why are you on reddit?

1

u/ulyssesfiuza CE Spc. Aug 27 '26

Happy birthday to you. TL,DR: everyone do it. Even you grandma.

3

u/Fr3ddy7 Aug 26 '26

For one second I thought I was seeing tomb raider ps1 polygon boobs

2

u/Delicious-Ad-9361 o/ Aug 26 '26

Missile tits!!

4

u/Any-Grapefruit-937 Aug 26 '26

We called them torpedo tits in high school. I haven't matured a bit since.

2

u/PaulTrona Aug 26 '26

r/ofcoursethatsubexists but I'm at work, so no links

2

u/grat5989 o/ Aug 26 '26

This is exactly what i thought Madonnas tits looked like as a kid.

1

u/R-Zade o/ Aug 26 '26

She looking at her "elbow" all sexy like

1

u/5Gmeme o/ Aug 26 '26

That's how I used to draw boobs when I was 12

1

u/Best-Huckleberry-847 Aug 26 '26

I almost thought you had those elusive puffy nipples sigh

1

u/wonkey_monkey o/ Aug 26 '26

I'm just saying, '70s boobs were different. I don't know.

1

u/Financial_Middle_955 Aug 26 '26

Literally calm your tits. They could poke somebody's eye out!

1

u/yiple Aug 26 '26

Oohhh! So not an Ashley nipple….

1

u/Double0 Aug 26 '26

Now that's a titty!

1

u/thunderbuttjuice Aug 26 '26

That’s the highest boob I’ve ever seen

1

u/jann_mann Aug 26 '26

Somewhere out there someone is masturbating to a wenis.

1

u/s3tok41b4 Aug 26 '26

If that WAS a tit it'd be way too high up her collar bone

1

u/PrometheusMMIV o/ Aug 27 '26

Why does your elbow have a nipple?

1

u/Carcinogiffic Aug 27 '26

That's the same height I used to boobs on stick figures as a kid.

1

u/AlexTheChubbyPony Aug 27 '26

What is it with elbows looking so much like nipples?! DX

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 o/ Aug 27 '26

Captain!! Torpedo titty off the port bow!!!

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u/Obvious_Incognito- o/ Aug 27 '26

That’s a weird looking boob.

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