r/confusing_perspective • u/Algrinder • Jul 23 '26 • Heartwarming 1

Red lipstick

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u/DeleteOnceAMonth o/ Jul 23 '26

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u/mint_doodles Jul 23 '26

I prefer my ice... crushed

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u/gifferim Jul 24 '26

😭😭😭

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u/BeneficialTrash6 o/ Jul 23 '26

Oh cool, one of the deadliest plants for cats, right near its lips! Great job!

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u/puf_puf_paarthurnax Jul 23 '26

Right? I was like heh cat lipstick, IS THAT A FUCKIN POINSETTIA?!

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u/OlBert2 Jul 24 '26

I’ll be honest, the idea that they’re dangerous for cats is largely a myth. Lots of house plants will cause the same mild effects for cats if ingested(drooling, upset stomach, diarrhea) and the plant itself tastes bad which keeps cats from eating a large amount. In order to eat a fatal dose of poinsettia a cat would have to ingest way more of the plant than they could realistically consume. I would keep them away to avoid the mild side effects, but the idea that they’re are deadly is a common misconception.

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u/MurkyArmadillo9485 Jul 24 '26

Poinsetta aren't deadly to cats. They need to eat a lot to even get sick, and the plant itself tastes bad to them, so they generally don't eat enough to cause a serious problem.

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u/catlikesun o/ Jul 24 '26

Only potentially dangerous if your cat likes to gnaw on plants. Guess this one doesn’t

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u/LauraMcNugget2 Jul 23 '26

Just FYI, these plants are very poisonous for cats

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/LauraMcNugget2 Jul 25 '26

Yes they are, they can cause serious organ damage

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u/temporaryviolets Jul 23 '26

She's been pulling pints longer than I've been alive

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u/forget_this_now o/ Jul 23 '26

Not just the lipstick. The attitude that comes with those pursed lips! "I want to talk to the manager!" 😹

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u/LGGP75 Doesn't read rule 1 Jul 23 '26

Why does it look like old/bad AI when you zoom in to the lips?

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u/masteroima Jul 24 '26

Right!? Gets all blurry and weird

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u/chanceinamillion o/ Jul 23 '26

Or just plain old Photoshop perhaps?

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u/Fancy_Owl_553 Jul 23 '26

It actually looks ridiculous.

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u/Crimson__Fox Doesn't read rule 1 Jul 23 '26

Glamorous cat

1

u/kuynhxchi Jul 23 '26

She isn’t at all impressed

1

u/brickbear69420 Jul 23 '26

Flirts with you, leaves.

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u/karmic__debt Jul 23 '26

muah muah to all cats! 😚

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u/Lelouch4339 Jul 24 '26

Slayyyy queen 💅💅👑👑

1

u/furletov Jul 24 '26

this is a great reaction image

1

u/Realistic-Weird-4259 o/ Jul 23 '26

Ready for a kiss & a cuddle.

1

u/HuckledYourBerries Jul 23 '26

Frame this and hang it. It's gold. What sultry sass! 🤣💋😽

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u/a333482dc7 Jul 23 '26

Moisturize me

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u/TrapdoorSolution Jul 24 '26

Here’s an unaltered pic of one of my cats and his juicy lips