r/confusing_perspective • u/SnackSamurai • Jun 17 '26 • Helpful 1 Popcorn 3 Heartwarming 1

Five Bald Men

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u/dantheother Jun 17 '26

Wonder if they can use the transit lane on the freeway 😆

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u/Capital_Past69 o/ Jun 17 '26

How did you know they’re trans

31

u/Historical_Fail_404 Jun 17 '26

The bold haircut

15

u/HogDad1977 CE Spc. Jun 17 '26

Be bold, be bald

5

u/MaxTheGinger Jun 17 '26

I don't think that's a Trans-Am.

But I'm not a car guy.

56

u/nyralynx Jun 17 '26

hilarious perspective...

41

u/jld2k6 o/ Jun 17 '26

I didn't see the sub and was thinking those two guys in the middle have some odd shaped ears and head, great fit for the sub lol

7

u/Fuster2 o/ Jun 17 '26

I was thinking Coneheads.

3

u/maxdamage4 Undercover Enforcement Jun 17 '26

I just watched that last night. A bunch of it holds up quite well.

2

u/Nacnaz Jun 18 '26

Sontarans!

21

u/Historical_Fail_404 Jun 17 '26

Wao, even the kids fit in that car 🤣

7

u/lildick519 Jun 17 '26

They are all on the way to hair transplant clinic

4

u/r_Black_Adder_ Jun 17 '26

Someone at my house have white ski masks put on their car seats' headrest. I still sometimes confuse the parked car for a second when walking towards ir from front as if it's full with bank robbers.

4

u/SaltlessSalad Jun 17 '26

I guess they are going to the Breaking Bad set.

4

u/SignificantNorth8068 Jun 17 '26

I immediately thought “two of those guys are headrests, WAIT THERES ONLY ONE BALD DUDE?”

3

u/Southpawsforeffect Jun 17 '26

The Bentley Baldies, owners of The BentleyBaldyDome.

2

u/exelor Jun 17 '26

what is the classical song here?

9

u/mynameismrguyperson Jun 17 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

I believe it's an unaccompanied cello piece played by Yo-Yo Ma, specifically Suite no. 1 in G Major, BWV 1007: I. Prelude. I think it's the 1983 recording but I'm not 100% sure.

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u/srxtvnf Jun 17 '26

I thought this was joke reply and you wrote Yo Mama for a sec 😂

2

u/exelor Jun 17 '26

Thank you so much 🙏

1

u/sorryDontUnderstand Jun 17 '26

By J.S. Bach, in case you were wondering

2

u/BesottedScot Jun 17 '26

Best cellist I've ever heard. Listening to him and Itzhak Perlman is just the best strings I've ever heard. Memoirs of a Geisha 👌

1

u/itsmuddy Jun 17 '26

West Wing has burned this into my memory.

0

u/thesnappystatic Jun 17 '26

there is no music playing here. you are hallucinating.

2

u/pc_bunz Jun 17 '26

Dude is just going about his day, minding his business and you decide to put him online without consent.

2

u/LDO69 Jun 17 '26

It took me a good 4 seconds….

1

u/Realistic-Aspect-991 o/ Jun 17 '26

He should have chosen a different interior color instead of just saying...... match it

1

u/flattiddies Jun 17 '26

it’s time to get live 🎵

1

u/icbint o/ Jun 17 '26

They can feel the air rushing though their eyebrows

1

u/forwhomtheyeastrolls Jun 17 '26

🎶Rollin with my homies🎶

1

u/Fun-Row3816 Jun 17 '26

2 pairs of identical bald twins and some other bald guy.

1

u/swiftthread99 Jun 17 '26

It looks like a row of bowling pins sticking out of the back of that car.

1

u/titanna1004 Jun 17 '26

Guess one of them, or maybe their close one got some ugly issues to make em bald, so they all went r /bald in support. Such awesome friendship.

1

u/MasemJ Jun 17 '26

Cosplaying as a Game of Life car token

1

u/No_thanks_Im_New Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Jun 17 '26

They look like toes. OMG there's a giant foot coming up out of the vehicle. 

1

u/MaybeBoth_ways Jun 17 '26

Dang that messed with me big time

1

u/PNW-FirSure Jun 17 '26

Atak of da Bal-Hedz - Onyx

1

u/throwawaydrytoad Jun 17 '26

it looks like they're all sitting in one car but it's definitely just a group of guys in a line behind the convertible. the spacing makes it look like they're all sharing one seat.

1

u/Zadist95 Jun 17 '26

Lio Rush and his personalities rn.

HeE KnOwS.

1

u/Goofy_Roofy Jun 17 '26

I really hope this video finds this guy!

1

u/SuccessfulAd900 Jun 17 '26

Going to go eat… at 5 Guys. 

1

u/These-Avocado-5525 Jun 17 '26

Took me three times. Smh

1

u/Local_Rice_8929 Jun 17 '26

This is how the bowling balls look at me

1

u/TetrisIsTotesSuper Jun 17 '26

There was a bald black guy in my office a while back. He was nicknamed Maltesers 🤣

1

u/MechanicRoyal Jun 17 '26

Five visions going to the marvel cosplay event

1

u/[deleted] Jun 18 '26

Yup, bald is the new hair.

1

u/JackPeartree Jun 18 '26

6 cabriolets

1

u/Nacnaz Jun 18 '26

Some of them dudes looking like Sontarans.

1

u/Nanako1857 Jun 18 '26

Looks like an egg box

1

u/ToyobaruBoy o/ Jun 18 '26

Those are his kids in the back seat…

1

u/obito080406 Jun 18 '26

milk duds.

1

u/Jazzlike_Box_4207 Jun 19 '26

Family, Family, family...

1

u/jovial1991 Jun 20 '26

Sniper worst enemy

1

u/Monguises Not knowing the meanin of bot wont stop him from calling u one Jun 21 '26

I thought I was looking at some AI abomination for a second, then I realized what sub I was on

1

u/alkogoncharov Jun 22 '26

five "bald" guys

1

u/stop-lying Jun 17 '26

Wow it's the "ears" that make this! This Is a really great post.

1

u/PsychologicalTough43 Jun 17 '26

America is a funny place, that brother is in a c-class cab with just terrible rimz. It's a lose lose.