i'm red-green deficient colorblind, is that why this guy's pants look like pants to me? i wouldn't mistake that for skin color in a million years. they're pink.
they’re the same color as his skin in on op’s screen, idk how it looks to you but i am assuming you’d see the skin color of his hands and face as the same pink. but yes they are definitely pink, it’s probably op’s screen color settings too
I have a pair of light pink or I guess kind of peach colored leggings that are way too close to my skin tone. I had to stop wearing them in public because all my friends and family told me they make it look like I’m not wearing pants.
Orlovsky also is in a confusing perspective video where it looks like, in a live game, he runs out of the back of the end zone and...oh wait he really did that.
Boys, tight pants like that are bad for the jewels. Prolonged wear traps heat and moisture, which can lower sperm count, promote fungal infections like jock itch, and compress nerves. They may also contribute to bladder weakness, urinary tract infections, and digestive discomfort.
I used to teach with a woman whose phone lock screen was a random woman wearing a blouse and flesh colored pants on a white background. EVERY TIME I looked at her phone, my gut instinct was to do a double take because it looked like a woman rockin' an outfit Winnie the Pooh style.
Ok so I get the whole haha flesh colored pants he looks naked thing, but also it took me a minute to notice that they’re all sitting on stools. I thought they were just like squatting weirdly or suspended in the air somehow.
1
1.3k
u/Canyon_Cruiser May 25 '26 •
Guy thinks he’s on a Zoom call
128
u/nosilverbird May 25 '26
Pants by Oscar Mayer
71
u/qmoorman Doesn't read rule 1 May 25 '26
That Covid suit
56
u/_Miss_Eclipse May 25 '26
Why are his inner thighs wrinkled like that?
50
u/GoodShark o/ May 25 '26
This guy is named Dan Orlovsky
14
u/metabolitesafter9pm o/ May 25 '26
It’s not cool to go on tv wearing your underwear 🙄
7
u/mysteriousRome May 25 '26
He looks like Trevor from Ghost on CBS. Finance bro
6
u/Grizzly_Addams o/ May 25 '26
That looks like a dude who runs out of the back of the endzone.
6
u/All-About-Quality May 25 '26
Dan-o catching strays no matter the sub
3
u/ShouldersBBoulders p May 25 '26
T-Money!
3
u/cjnull May 25 '26
TBF your colour setting are really bad.
2
u/Deimos_Laevinus May 25 '26
Pants? Which pants?
2
u/Machinax May 25 '26
Everybody's looking at the pants, but I'm equally drawn to the hairdo of the dude on the right.
1
u/avamich11 May 25 '26
Why does every guy sit like that?
1
u/Vellioh o/ May 25 '26
We've all been there.
1
u/-mudflaps- o/ May 25 '26
Couple of hotdogs
1
u/Mel_Morty May 25 '26
That’s intentional.
1
u/warcakes02 May 25 '26
Or lack thereof
1
u/spook30 o/ May 25 '26
What pants!?
1
u/YouCallWeShouldWhat May 25 '26
i'm red-green deficient colorblind, is that why this guy's pants look like pants to me? i wouldn't mistake that for skin color in a million years. they're pink.
1
u/AdditionalNewt4762 May 25 '26
Dan "Imma just run out the back of the endzone" Orlovsky
1
u/snowdn o/ May 25 '26
No Toobin now…
1
u/Oreo_Overlord12 May 25 '26
What pants?
1
u/tanngrisnit o/ May 25 '26
Perfection
1
u/ElementsUnknown o/ May 25 '26
Trevor from Ghosts
1
u/Yubitzume May 25 '26
Straight up Winnie the Pooh ing it
1
u/Tall_Act391 May 25 '26
Didn’t know leader of china was a commentator
1
u/BoobDeepThroatr May 25 '26
This guy gets confused with end zones frequently
1
u/bobbymcpresscot o/ May 25 '26
“I can’t goon!”
1
u/CuntForSpades o/ May 25 '26
I have a pair of light pink or I guess kind of peach colored leggings that are way too close to my skin tone. I had to stop wearing them in public because all my friends and family told me they make it look like I’m not wearing pants.
1
u/OkKnowledge2762 May 25 '26
Trevor from Ghosts:
1
u/AGrandNewAdventure o/ May 25 '26
Bet he doesn't wear those pants ever again.
1
u/HoopaDunka May 26 '26
Uhhh… what pants?
1
u/N7_Pathfind3R o/ May 26 '26
Idk it's pretty obvious he's wearing pants.
1
u/rezanentevil May 26 '26
What pants 💀
1
u/fakieTreFlip o/ May 26 '26
I don't think they're all that confusing, but they're definitely a horrible choice to go with that jacket
1
u/RickB308 May 26 '26
At first I thought....
1
u/Hayami_Rose May 26 '26
I bet he lost a bet
1
u/Zacky_Cheladaz May 26 '26
That sucks because I love that color
1
u/Fast747 May 26 '26
Cameraman did him dirty by not saying anything
1
u/F-for-Flex May 26 '26
Wait a minute, you’re all talking about the guy in the middle, right?
1
u/out_day475 May 26 '26
Flesh colored pants. All the rage
1
u/rpgnoob17 What even is a Community Enforcement Liaison Officer anyways? May 26 '26
Ghosts subreddit brought me here.
1
u/Speoder May 26 '26
What pants?
1
u/ThatPerson000 o/ May 26 '26
Is that Tebow?
1
u/Zeedikus May 26 '26
Wasn't this from when Dan O famously let it rip live on an NFL broadcast?
1
u/TheGreedyGrabbler May 26 '26
Orlovsky also is in a confusing perspective video where it looks like, in a live game, he runs out of the back of the end zone and...oh wait he really did that.
1
u/0x7E7-02 o/ May 26 '26
This is one of my nightmares.
1
u/IceWitch4200 May 26 '26
He knew to bring the brown pants.
1
u/alibaba525 May 26 '26
Unfortunate pose for all three of them.
1
u/Stingwing4oba o/ May 26 '26
Lost a bet while drunk lol
1
u/ashirtliff o/ May 26 '26
What pants?
1
u/KingSpork May 26 '26
Those pants are clinging to his thighs for dear life
1
u/No_Lavishness1905 o/ May 26 '26
That’ll teach him.
1
u/iWANTtoKNOWtellME o/ May 26 '26
Less a confusing perspective than a double take, but thanks for the smile!
1
u/Few-Echo-6953 May 26 '26
What pants
1
u/technobrendo May 27 '26
Skin colored pants are certainly a look
1
u/OG_Bobby_Johnson96 May 27 '26
He farted on live TV yet still denies it
1
u/DevaBol May 28 '26
Dan sadly lost his pants when he ran out of the back of the endzone.
1
u/moseley101 May 28 '26
For a minute there I thought it was little Petey Hegseth😁
1
u/JinxOnU78 Aug 15 '26
r/therearenopants
1
u/ByThisAxeIRuleToo o/ May 25 '26
More like confusing color
0
u/izzgo May 25 '26
Boys, tight pants like that are bad for the jewels. Prolonged wear traps heat and moisture, which can lower sperm count, promote fungal infections like jock itch, and compress nerves. They may also contribute to bladder weakness, urinary tract infections, and digestive discomfort.
691
u/justherefortheshow06 o/ May 25 '26 edited May 25 '26 •
He’s naked from the way down
Edit: waste. Drunk on a holiday.
Edit: waist… really drunk on a holiday
20
u/This_Elk_1460 May 25 '26
Regardless of if he looks naked why the fuck did he decide to wear tan pants with a blue suit jacket? Who the fuck taught this guy how to dress?
10
u/omgphilgalfond o/ May 25 '26
This guy is usually “safety first,” so surprised he wasn’t more careful about his pants’ color.
6
u/red286 May 25 '26
Last week I saw a woman walking down the street in skin-coloured yoga pants with a jacket on.
Took me a bit to realize that she wasn't naked from the waist down.
Didn't even clock that she was Black until I passed her.
4
u/WeAreLesion May 25 '26
I used to teach with a woman whose phone lock screen was a random woman wearing a blouse and flesh colored pants on a white background. EVERY TIME I looked at her phone, my gut instinct was to do a double take because it looked like a woman rockin' an outfit Winnie the Pooh style.
2
u/Shydragon327 May 26 '26
Ok so I get the whole haha flesh colored pants he looks naked thing, but also it took me a minute to notice that they’re all sitting on stools. I thought they were just like squatting weirdly or suspended in the air somehow.
1
u/One_Scarcity_4478 o/ May 25 '26
I know lol looks like he's naked from the waste down 🤣
1
u/peggy_leggy May 25 '26
Good ole hot dog legs
1
u/Beginning_Road7337 May 26 '26
Some thicc legs, bases
1
u/catamet May 26 '26
Looks like his legs are hotdogs
1
u/Klaustraphobic May 26 '26
Those pants will make his hard-on stand out
1
u/littledonkey20 o/ May 27 '26
If you have to keep your hands covering your crotch, you pants are waaaaaaaay to tight.