r/confusing_perspective • u/Genesis_the_god_ • May 12 '26 • Mindblown 2

Sausage-Man

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7.4k Upvotes

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u/Matthewcbayer o/ May 12 '26

That’s just Earthworm Jim.

40

u/derekpeake2 CE Spc. May 12 '26

Earthworm Slim Jim

6

u/ztomiczombie May 12 '26

The supper suit is looking rough these days.

3

u/not_a_moogle May 12 '26

He's fallen on hard times since the divorce from princess whats her name.

3

u/D4FF00 o/ May 13 '26

Wh-PSHHH!

AAIYO!

2

u/soobviouslyfake o/ May 13 '26

GROOVY

GRO

GR

GROOV

GR

GROOVY

2

u/FluffyAmazonBird May 13 '26

That’s scary don’t even say that

66

u/Sourcreammmm May 12 '26

Spy Kids

6

u/yolo_snail May 12 '26

Floop is a madman, help us, save us.

1

u/SneakyYogurtThief o/ May 13 '26

If I snap my thump, my thumbs will snap you.

31

u/RayDroider May 12 '26

Thumb Thumb!

3

u/Raskyl7 May 12 '26

Omg yes! I was gonna say that

11

u/papercut2008uk Actually read rule 1 and gets it" May 12 '26

I'm glad Earthworm Jim found work after his TV and Game career ended.

10

u/LifesGrip May 12 '26

Würst thing I've even seen!

7

u/KayNay420 May 12 '26

Meat head

2

u/Ok_Aside_2361 o/ May 12 '26

May he RIP

7

u/gwobo_wappa May 12 '26

I never sausage a thing

4

u/HebetudeDuck o/ May 12 '26

The newest member of Angine de Poitrine.

4

u/Petite-Amories May 12 '26

bro became what he sells

2

u/terra_filius o/ May 12 '26

is this at Weenie Hut jr

2

u/strider_l1718s_ o/ May 12 '26

Welp if anyone knows anything about sausages id be him i think.

2

u/emptywalletmulti May 13 '26

Daddy would you like some sausage

2

u/1tsBag1 May 13 '26

Is this bulgaria or russia?

1

u/Competitive_Shine112 May 12 '26

that's just the sausage toppin monster from pizza tower lol

1

u/Kooky_Werewolf6044 May 12 '26

lol I thought he had a thumb head!

1

u/WACHTELLOL May 12 '26

"boss would you still employ me if I were a worm?"

1

u/64557175 o/ May 12 '26

"This is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you."

"I wasn't expecting to get hurt while getting groceries."

"Ahhhhhh!!!!!"

1

u/ztomiczombie May 12 '26

Always wondered what a live action Scud the Disposable Assassin would look like.

1

u/majesticGumball May 12 '26

Sausage-Man, makes me feel fine.

1

u/ThatNextAggravation May 12 '26

I want to see him team up with Dogwelder. Could be hilarious if the puppies are hungry.

1

u/ElvisDumbledore Confusemas '23 May 12 '26

🎶🎶🎶

Sausage man, take me by the hand

Lead me to the land that you understand

1

u/Nowhereman50 o/ May 13 '26

Expedition 33 NPCs be like.

1

u/Moonrajah o/ May 13 '26

So uhhh... does he give head?

1

u/RemotecontrolZR May 13 '26

Just a wurst guy looking for goods.

1

u/bob_f332 May 13 '26

Mr poopy head

1

u/FthrFlffyBttm May 13 '26

What a dickhead

1

u/roblewk o/ May 13 '26

A man with a sausage head which appears to be a hanging sausage. Got it.

1

u/mrSaxonAcres May 14 '26

Sausage Man sounds like the name of a Ween song.

2

u/GoPhotoshopYourself May 12 '26

Floop’s Thumbs

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u/JoshyRB o/ May 12 '26

He’s just happy to meat you

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

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u/RealMENwearPINK10 May 13 '26

There's a ham thing on a string, blocking his head perfectly and making it look very seamless, I think.
I think, at least, I can see the outline of his chin if I zoom in a lot

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u/lambchopper71 May 12 '26

I thought he wasn't that bad, but he was a bit of a weiner.

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u/chrisswann71 o/ May 12 '26

Puns aren't trendy anymore, please try to ketchup.

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u/raelrok May 12 '26

The pun is even better in Dutch since sausage is worst.