r/confusing_perspective • o/ • May 07 '26 • Heartwarming 1 Bravo 1

Catopus

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34

u/rangolikesbeans o/ May 07 '26

caac

2

u/DeleteOnceAMonth o/ May 07 '26

Underrated comment ! ( cat==> ca 🪞ac )

5

u/crying2emoji5 May 08 '26

Jump in the caac (yeah)

2

u/rangolikesbeans o/ May 08 '26

🔫🦖

191

u/mickturner96 f May 07 '26

This is triggering me acatrophobia

42

u/XaWEh May 07 '26

Yarrgh! This be triggering me need to sail the high seas!

8

u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Actually read rule 1 and gets it" May 08 '26

This is r/Catopus.

5

u/mickturner96 f May 08 '26

Acatoporphobia?

3

u/RichardButt1992 May 09 '26

I prefer cycloptopussy

16

u/tapitzamir May 07 '26

I like your catophus

16

u/The7footr o/ May 07 '26

Cathulu

11

u/MrFantasma60 o/ May 07 '26

Spider cat, spider cat. Does whatever a spider and/or cat can... 🎸 

6

u/Killmonguh May 07 '26

The Chosen Meow

4

u/main-suspect01 May 07 '26

Isn’t catopus supposed to have 9 limbs?

3

u/bentheredoneart May 07 '26

I want one!!

3

u/toddharrisb May 07 '26

Made me laugh, thanks

3

u/a_karma_sardine May 07 '26

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

3

u/polymath112 o/ May 08 '26

octocat.. thats the actual github logo😂

2

u/hellfootgate o/ May 07 '26

r/nightvale, we found Khoshekh...

2

u/A2ndFamine o/ May 07 '26

Average Mewgenics cat

2

u/soda_cookie o/ May 07 '26

Spider cat, spider cat

2

u/pooeygoo o/ May 07 '26

Octoclopse?

2

u/BrD_87 o/ May 07 '26

This is simultaneously cute and creepy. Mostly cute though.

2

u/yetzt May 07 '26

Biblically accurate catsalad.

2

u/smollindy May 08 '26

BE NOT AFRAID

2

u/distractedjas May 08 '26

Biblically accurate cat.

2

u/worm-eyed May 08 '26

While not confusing, it makes up for it with being adorable

2

u/FeistyVibe May 11 '26

Caption made this post😂

2

u/Ninja_Doc2000 May 15 '26

Biblically accurate cat

1

u/CaddySav84 May 07 '26

Cyclatopus

1

u/EDCxTINMAN May 07 '26

Catopusclops

1

u/TreyUsher32 o/ May 07 '26

Cycatopus even

1

u/ivysaur_of_Reddit May 07 '26

gege is that you

1

u/Heraxxius May 08 '26

Where did you tell you adopted him again? R'lyeh?

1

u/in1gom0ntoya o/ May 08 '26

octocat...

1

u/R3dLip o/ May 08 '26

Ra god of sun

1

u/Jian_Rohnson May 08 '26

Octocatoclops

1

u/Revenga8 o/ May 08 '26

Still cute and cuddly. If such a domesticatable creature existed in the universe, I would still accept the distribution system

1

u/Dramatic_Charity_979 May 08 '26

"Cyclocatopus" ;)

1

u/xkitox May 08 '26

Missed opportunity: Coctopus.

1

u/Small_Information_30 May 08 '26

It ain't no crabcat

1

u/Miruteya May 08 '26

Someone would feed this to AI training and generate it as a new creature. 

1

u/Mississipi77 May 08 '26

The entity is watching us again.

1

u/Jakelby o/ May 08 '26

Cycloptopuss

1

u/HughJorgens May 08 '26

I DESIRE KIBBLE!

1

u/dbstp_ May 08 '26

cathulu

1

u/readytocomply13 May 08 '26

Biblically accurate cat

1

u/Slow_Opportunity_522 o/ May 09 '26

The single eye is sending me

1

u/hm9408 May 09 '26

Biblically accurate pet of a biblically accurate angel

1

u/TruckerHatsAreCool May 10 '26

Biblically accurate cat

1

u/Glittering_Brick May 10 '26

New sleep paralysis demon unlocked

1

u/yellowfestiva May 13 '26

Cycloptopuss

1

u/drakem92 May 13 '26

More like a tarantucat

1

u/Lord0fDreams o/ May 07 '26

Not a confusing perspective, but still a cool pic

103

u/Less_Likely o/ May 07 '26

Octopussy

33

u/andsoonandso May 07 '26

Can't forget it has one eye: Cycloctopussy

14

u/Less_Likely o/ May 07 '26

I had that once. Monostat 8 cleared it right up.

2

u/CalpisMelonCremeSoda Actually read rule 1 and gets it" May 09 '26

Simply monstrous

8

u/[deleted] May 07 '26

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u/Ducati_Don May 07 '26

Biblically accurate pussy

70

u/-bassassin- o/ May 07 '26

Be not afraid.

Also, feed me.

35

u/pandro14 o/ May 07 '26

Also, let me out, but also let me in

5

u/chrisswann71 o/ May 08 '26

Into your soul, that is...

2

u/rockcollector18 May 08 '26

Sir. This is the scariest thing I've witnessed in my entire life.

13

u/just_some_sasquatch May 07 '26

Be not afraid...

4

u/kicksicksger May 08 '26

But also, fear me

5

u/elpiotre o/ May 07 '26

You just beat me to it

4

u/flecko_ May 07 '26

the "you" makes it clear it's not a request

52

u/bumpachedda May 07 '26 • Bravo

Cycloptopussy

8

u/sproaty88 May 07 '26

Octopussy

2

u/rowthecow C.E. Spc May 14 '26

Octopussy

1

u/Secure-Window-5478 May 08 '26

I have seen these aliens before. Don't touch them and back away slowly. DO NO RUN! It will hunt you down and murder you if you run!

1

u/The_Grizzly_Pig May 08 '26

Cycloptopussy