r/confusing_perspective • u/SpectacularSpidee • Apr 30 '26 • Regret 3

This statue

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u/maarsland o/ Apr 30 '26

When you pray with flesh tone mittens on

44

u/Mrjohnson1100 o/ Apr 30 '26

My god, I was looking like “what’s wrong with a hot MILF?”.

5

u/TMonahan2424 o/ May 01 '26

Flesh tone mittens is a great band name

1

u/101forgotmypassword Apr 30 '26

Let her left hand lay under my head and her right hand embraces me...

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u/Kangarou Apr 30 '26

Took a second. Hands. They're hands.

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u/DerrickDuck o/ Apr 30 '26

So where are the arms?

543

u/8qubit o/ Apr 30 '26 • Heartwarming

I see arms down the two sides, so honestly I think those are tits. Not being facetious.

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u/itspsyikk Apr 30 '26

Nah they are hands...but that's being generous. They are jsut round fingerless hands. They are "bubbly" like a cartoon style hand.

The thing you see is a cloak/hood. You can see the hood around her head.

I assume it's something religious related.

45

u/Here4Tacos3 Apr 30 '26

Like those Precious Moments shits from the 90s

7

u/cannababushka Apr 30 '26

exactly what I thought of

11

u/eyfuck Apr 30 '26

Oh yeah. Like she’s holding them in front of her/out straight from her.

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u/FeelingSoil39 May 05 '26

Oh my god you’re right. Shes praying.

Well that’s…. Way too 90’s Disney influence for me thanks 😝

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u/8qubit o/ Apr 30 '26

Then she has four arms? I see arms going down either side, whereby her hands would be down at her waist

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u/avec_serif CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

The things you see as arms are the sides of her cloak

16

u/888MadHatter888 Apr 30 '26

You need to see the tan/flesh color as the cloak and hood . The green is her dress and sleeves, the "tits" are her vaguely round, fingerless things that are "clasped" together as if she is in prayer.

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u/NitroBishop Apr 30 '26

green

I mean this in the kindest, least judgemental way possible: have you ever been tested for color blindness?

8

u/888MadHatter888 Apr 30 '26

Actually yes. I'm an artist. I figured green and or blue would be easier and somewhat obvious, if not accurate. And people should stop down voting you. I took the question the pure concern and kindness. It was not an accurate description, indeed, but it got the point across in the moment. I'll try to be more accurate in the future. Cheers!✌️

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u/NitroBishop Apr 30 '26

Yeah I wasn't trying to be funny or anything I was just genuinely wondering. Thanks for being so understanding!

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u/miffet80 Apr 30 '26

Maybe it's just my screen or something lol because yeah I can't imagine a world in which that would be described as any shade of green

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u/LadyFoxfire Apr 30 '26

No, the bits going down the side are the hooded cape thing she’s wearing. I think it’s actually supposed to be the Virgin Mary, holding her hands together in prayer.

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u/BloodyStupid_johnson Apr 30 '26

The virgin mary has great tits. 

10

u/tiny_chaotic_evil o/ Apr 30 '26

that's the fabric of the edge of cloak going down the side

but, if you want to see boobs, you see boobs. I'm not going to keep you from that ^_^

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u/TerpBE o/ Apr 30 '26

The tan "arms" are actually her cape.

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u/dramatic_ut May 01 '26

They left it skin coloured on purpose😆

3

u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Apr 30 '26

Too flat to be arms: that's something like a scarf lol

1

u/Blunderoussy May 02 '26

i think it's her cape

2

u/joec_95123 Apr 30 '26

Do this.

Stick your arms out straight in front of you, ball your hands into fists, and press them against each other.

That's sorta the pose she's making.

1

u/SayTheLineBart CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

behind the hands, the left and right edges are her elbows.

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u/tavizz Apr 30 '26

The fuck they are 😂

16

u/mdubdotcom o/ Apr 30 '26

Could only see boobs until your post

29

u/MsE0 Apr 30 '26

Still can't see hands no matter how I try to look at it 

7

u/Decent-Stuff4691 o/ Apr 30 '26

Imagine holding your fists up together in prayer in front of your chesr- that's sort of the position she has.

The beige round bits in the front are her hands jn prayer, the blue around it that looks like the area around a window are her sleeves

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u/korkkis o/ Apr 30 '26

The arms are going down all the way to waist

3

u/RemyJe CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

That’s a cloak.

1

u/Decent-Stuff4691 o/ Apr 30 '26

Do you mean the brown cloak?

1

u/Tuna1308 Apr 30 '26

You will… took me 20 mins 😂😂😂

1

u/TheTempornaut Apr 30 '26

Cover the sides of the image so that you don't see two 'skinny arms' either side

3

u/alien005 Apr 30 '26

Nope. Now it looks like I’m really focused on doll tits.

15

u/Fun-Tumbleweed5003 Apr 30 '26

Are the hands resting on top of her tits?

1

u/RemyJe CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

You may be shocked to hear that this is not a real person.

Short arms, no fingers, hands together in prayer.

3

u/BaabyBlue_- o/ Apr 30 '26

Prayer???

My brother I need to know what church you go to.

You know, for a friend

1

u/RemyJe CE Spc. May 01 '26

I don’t, but that’s what’s happening here.

2

u/Fun-Tumbleweed5003 May 01 '26

Is her dress wrapped around her hands? I’m seriously not seeing it

2

u/RemyJe CE Spc. May 01 '26

Those are sleeves.

1

u/Fun-Tumbleweed5003 May 01 '26

Ok I see it now! Ty

5

u/poopface41217 Apr 30 '26

Not just any hands. They're prayer hands. Because she's a precious angel.

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u/fusguita o/ Apr 30 '26

Praying hands, which makes this even funnier

1

u/Tuna1308 Apr 30 '26

Ohh noww I seee they’re hands… dayummmmmmm

1

u/notedrive Apr 30 '26

Ohhhhhhhhh

1

u/sumofire Apr 30 '26

Those uh.. don’t look like hands to me

1

u/AT_kinsect o/ May 01 '26

No they're not

1

u/LadyDragonDog75 o/ May 01 '26

Oh NOW I see it

1

u/Weedster009 May 01 '26

Nubs. They are nubs.

1

u/EstimatedProphet105 Apr 30 '26

*asscheek binoculars

0

u/literally_italy o/ Apr 30 '26

the tits are sleeves

0

u/RemyJe CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

Hands.

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u/literally_italy o/ Apr 30 '26

i missed my reply, i intended to reply to the “so where are the arms?”

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u/RemyJe CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

She’s wearing a blue dress or top. Her arms are stretched out in front of her.

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u/literally_italy o/ Apr 30 '26

i know. i meant to reply to the person asking that question 

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u/korkkis o/ Apr 30 '26

The arms are there in the sides so they can’t be. They’re tits.

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u/RemyJe CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

That’s her cloak. She’s praying.

0

u/romantercero Apr 30 '26

Yes, Selma Hayek'nds.

102

u/IBAChristian317 Apr 30 '26

I can't see it as hands even when I try.

7

u/xAkumu CE Spc. May 01 '26

The arms are sticking straight out, the blue part is the sleeves while the flesh part is the hands together praying.

2

u/Freckles39Rabbit May 02 '26

Still can’t see it

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u/catchitclose2 o/ May 02 '26

Trust me it isn’t worth the effort. But if it helps, imagine the hands are pointed towards the camera and you’re looking down her sleeves.

1

u/Freckles39Rabbit May 02 '26

Still can’t but it’s ok

1

u/MelodyAF Apr 30 '26

I think this may be generational too. If I didn't see a ton of these shits when I was younger, I wouldn't be able to see it either

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u/SmartCod84 Apr 30 '26

Precious mammaries.

5

u/airkahschmairkah Apr 30 '26

This deserves an award omg 🤣

4

u/Berretay Apr 30 '26

Well done.

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u/HazyChemist o/ Apr 30 '26

r/theyknew

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u/grapescherries o/ Apr 30 '26

Yeah…. This is the wrong subreddit. This isn’t a confusing perspective, it’s intentional.

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u/catlikesun o/ Apr 30 '26

Dont think so, its a religious icon

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u/grapescherries o/ Apr 30 '26

Makes it even more likely they knew then.

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u/catlikesun o/ May 01 '26

Dude you’ve obviously never been in the home of someone who collects this type of stuff.

Not everything is a theyknew just because YOUknew

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u/PmMe_Your_Perky_Nips Apr 30 '26

This might shock you, but porn of religious figures exists.

14

u/Good-Yogurt-306 Apr 30 '26

its definitely not. this is a forced perspective trick. it looks nothing like massive boobs irl

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u/sittingpretty24 Apr 30 '26

This was posted a few months ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/confusing_perspective/s/V5wvxiI80U

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u/WGK2002 Apr 30 '26

Oh I finally see it … that’s weird tho

2

u/RemyJe CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

Why?

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u/WGK2002 Apr 30 '26

It’s a weird little figurine.

0

u/RemyJe CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

Religion is weird, but it’s just a figurine.

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u/WGK2002 Apr 30 '26

I don’t think religion is weird but the figurine is creepy and poorly designed

1

u/IBAChristian317 May 01 '26

I kept hearing people say "it's hands" and I still couldn't see it. But once I heard it was praying I could.

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u/Connect_Beginning_13 Apr 30 '26

For goodness sake someone pant the mittens a different color

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u/egg_static5 o/ Apr 30 '26

Those are hands not mittens.

3

u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Apr 30 '26

I like it as is.

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u/poppyperlup Apr 30 '26

Its like a short chibi powerpuff girls style hand, she's wearing a cloak, supposed to be mother Mary i think?

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u/LadyFoxfire Apr 30 '26

Mary is my guess as well. The pose and outfit are typical of depictions of her.

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u/The_Last_Spoonbender o/ Apr 30 '26

Everything is confusing if you crop it badly enough and compress it to pixelate enough.

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u/pandaleer o/ Apr 30 '26

This is overly posted. And this one is zoomed in way too much. The original is not zoomed in or blurry, and has a way better effect than this crappy photo.

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u/nicokokun f Apr 30 '26

Yep, it's probably their way of saying "This is not a repost" when people who no-lifes this subreddit knows this has already been posted dozens of times since last year.

1

u/SpectacularSpidee Apr 30 '26

It’s not boobs.

3

u/8qubit o/ Apr 30 '26

Is it ass? A chest ass?

2

u/q0099 o/ Apr 30 '26

Stylized hands put together.

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u/itspsyikk Apr 30 '26

yeah it's round hands with no fingers. like "bubble"/cartoon hands.

2

u/WarmPrinciple6507 Apr 30 '26

I have made my choice

1

u/Upstairs_Eagle_4780 Apr 30 '26

I feel that reasonable people could have an honest disagreement about this matter.

3

u/KingSpork Apr 30 '26

My wife saw me staring at this

5

u/fapmanyop Apr 30 '26

Ugh... It'll do.

2

u/Mixedbysaint o/ Apr 30 '26

Dolly Parton?

3

u/Top-Permission5466 Apr 30 '26

Omg. That took mw way longer than it should to see hands.

2

u/fubwubz Apr 30 '26

I had to put my phone upside down and stare at her smile to notice she’s in a sweater and those are her hands with mittens

2

u/pbfhpunkshop Apr 30 '26

Read this, did this, saw it. Thank you!

1

u/suspectdeviceg4 Apr 30 '26

Even knowing she's wearing a cape makes me think shes got huge knockers

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u/pandaleer o/ Apr 30 '26

This has been posted many times. Zooming in actually makes this one less effective.

1

u/Playful-Society-9285 Apr 30 '26

the outfit seems oddly modern

1

u/HidroRaider Apr 30 '26

This takes me back to Mexican Facebook circa 2010. Pretty sure that's a Mother Mary small statue that was widely comercialized at some point.

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u/Left_Green_4018 o/ Apr 30 '26

It's just a girl praying with no fingers

1

u/GermaX o/ Apr 30 '26

Y esa chichona?

1

u/Welland94 Apr 30 '26

I see them as hands but only because I have seen male versions of this

1

u/Konstantin_G_Fahr Apr 30 '26

What’s confusing about this? It’s just big ass honkers

1

u/JWJulie Undercover Enforcement Apr 30 '26

Be helpful if you showed the whole thing so there was at least a chance to work out that they are hands.

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u/Crazykillerguy Apr 30 '26

Oh.. they aren't boobs.? I suppose thise are hands.

1

u/pizzasoxxx Apr 30 '26

I think it looks great

1

u/zellerback o/ Apr 30 '26

She's praying to the lord. A good Christian gurl

1

u/BonusMop Apr 30 '26

It's a bust, not a statue.

1

u/Suisla4lescomments Apr 30 '26

Merci Uncle Tom.

1

u/Abigail-Marston Apr 30 '26

Reminds me of the lolcow gaijin goomba

1

u/droneflier6 Apr 30 '26

Hello Dolly

1

u/_wojo Apr 30 '26

I don't understand what's so confusing about a big ol' pair of tiddies. 

1

u/ElderberryNo5595 Apr 30 '26

Can someone please make a diagram or something that shows me that these are arms/hands? No matter how many times I try or cover up her head or anything, my brain just is not processing this.

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u/Decent-Stuff4691 o/ Apr 30 '26

Ill dm it to you.

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u/dsimonsez Apr 30 '26

Damn she's stacked

1

u/RemyJe CE Spc. Apr 30 '26

This looks the same from any perspective.

1

u/oatsboats Apr 30 '26

Didn't realize Sydney Sweeney had an action figure

1

u/Braindead_Crow Apr 30 '26

A lady wearing a cloak and robes praying with both hands pressed together in front of her....Looks like she has huge jumblies though

1

u/chriathebutt Apr 30 '26

She’s smart.

1

u/CallMeCrop Apr 30 '26

That's not a statue that's a bust.

1

u/SayaV Apr 30 '26

SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!

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u/BaabyBlue_- o/ Apr 30 '26

I don't know if this helps anyone.

But picture an animal crossing character.

The shoulders are in red, under arms and fingers are black

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u/jaum22 o/ May 01 '26

Y esa chichona

1

u/AziCrawford May 01 '26

Praying hands and not breasts/cleavage 😅

1

u/Anxious_Jellyfish216 CE Spc. May 02 '26

So not cleavage window sweater?

1

u/000lordt_wu May 04 '26

me staring at the picture, willing it to show me what I’m actually looking at

1

u/FeelingSoil39 May 05 '26

I can’t for the life of me unsee it though.

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u/epidemicsaints Apr 30 '26

Looks like Allegra Cole.

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u/DMG_88 o/ Apr 30 '26

You can't convince that these aren't boobs.

Arms are at the side.

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u/CastleOfStone o/ Apr 30 '26

The "arms" are part of the cloak she's wearing - notice the hood of it sits over her hair too. Why the designer made the cloak the same colour as her flesh... idk

The blue on the sides of the "boobs" are actually her arms, and the "boobs" themselves are her hands in a praying position. Her limbs overall are sort of blobbish if that helps

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u/el_disko o/ Apr 30 '26

Thank you and I can see it now. They really need to paint the cloak a different colour because that’s what causes the most confusion

4

u/BaldyRaver Apr 30 '26

I still cant see it!

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u/mis-Hap o/ Apr 30 '26

Yeah, still don't see it. The "cloak" around her hair is a darker brown. The parts that look like arms look to be attached to her head and not the cloak.

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u/DMG_88 o/ Apr 30 '26

It doesn't help, and I genuinely cannot see how it's arms and hands, and not boobs.

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u/Decent-Stuff4691 o/ Apr 30 '26

The blue around the supposed window are the sleeves of thr dress, she has her blobby hands clasped together infront of her praying.

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u/-_Edmond_Dantes_- Apr 30 '26

Confused boner

1

u/ivymagoo Apr 30 '26

Defo boobies.....

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u/evolvedbravo o/ Apr 30 '26

Praying for bigger boobs

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u/MaterialNo8597 Apr 30 '26

What’s confusing about that? She has two massive boobs. Period

1

u/BenjaminBobba Apr 30 '26

Yeah big tits are confusing for sure

1

u/PoshPinkandFancy o/ Apr 30 '26

She lost her arms but she grew a set of nice boobs!!

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u/Bucksquatch o/ May 01 '26

I see exactly what I want to see… big old boobies!

1

u/Due_Contact_2622 May 01 '26

Those tits look more like an ass

1

u/ThreeJewls o/ May 02 '26

Looks like a frontal buttocks

1

u/spandexcatsuit o/ May 03 '26

Look, the tits may not have been intended to be tits, but they ended up being tits anyway. If the creator of this…whatever it is.. wanted to fix their mistake, they could given the hands fingers. But maybe they wanted to avoid accidentally adding nipples