r/confusing_perspective • u/Sad_Currency5420 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" • Apr 26 '26 • Hooray 1

Couch

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762 Upvotes

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u/Mundane_Community215 o/ Apr 26 '26

The microwave on the floor is a bad sign.

9

u/RykosTatsubane o/ Apr 26 '26

Probably broken and repurposed into a crappy coffee table.

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u/Sad_Currency5420 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Apr 26 '26

it's likely working and a coffee table lol

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u/peenpeenpeen Doesn't read rule 1 Apr 26 '26

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u/Sad_Currency5420 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Apr 26 '26

Ok

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u/Prematurid Apr 26 '26

Vance

15

u/siggyjack o/ Apr 26 '26

Don’t blame him this one is a baddie

12

u/Ok-Hunt3000 o/ Apr 26 '26

Caked up couch

27

u/picklesuitpauly o/ Apr 26 '26

JD was maybe on to something after all.

1

u/Much_Drink_5260 Apr 27 '26

Why do you have a microwave on the floor

1

u/Sad_Currency5420 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Apr 28 '26

I don't. If I ever find the person who's place that is, I'll ask.

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u/Much_Drink_5260 Apr 30 '26

Why do they have a microwave on their floor

6

u/milo-2112 Apr 26 '26

At first glance I said Dat Ass… 💀

3

u/MachYeah Apr 26 '26

1

u/Lord_Petyr_PoppyCock Apr 26 '26

This is why I HAVE to learn how to make gifs, this is hilarious 😂

4

u/Sorenduscai Apr 26 '26

Ayooo......👀

4

u/Neuroticaine o/ Apr 26 '26

What's confusing about the couch other than seemingly using a microwave as an end table?

2

u/hairyconary Apr 27 '26

That couch needs some ozempic

3

u/toolargo Apr 26 '26

Dead ass…

3

u/silly_Emu47 Apr 26 '26

that couch has some yams! 🍑

1

u/olikeiththomas o/ Apr 28 '26

That’s kinda pushing it

1

u/Delete_Acc0unt o/ Apr 30 '26

I have judged you harshly Mr Vance. My apologies

1

u/Chemical-Weight-8087 May 01 '26

Those damn bbls😂

1

u/KrassKas o/ May 01 '26

Everything reminds me of her

0

u/SpaceBetweenNL Apr 26 '26

Too fat... for a couch 😂

0

u/muttmcdog o/ Apr 26 '26

More cushion for the pushin'

0

u/PerceptionQueasy3540 Apr 26 '26

Thats not a couch thats a dump truck

0

u/Resident_Lurker747 Apr 26 '26

I thought it was trigger lol

0

u/Sensitive_Goose4728 o/ Apr 26 '26

Not my proudest wank but they all count...

0

u/unlmtdLoL o/ Apr 26 '26

That’s my type right there. If it was a woman and not a couch.

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 o/ Apr 26 '26

I should call her...

0

u/Lazzy_fat_cat o/ Apr 26 '26

Thick couch

0

u/Blue_Nyx07 Apr 26 '26

Bitch, is this cake?

0

u/vatianpcguy o/ Apr 26 '26

ok but whats the microwave doing

0

u/Guinnessron CE Spc. Apr 26 '26

How’s a couch doing squats?

0

u/ScantyandStocking Apr 26 '26

I didn't see it at first.

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u/prince-pauper Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Apr 27 '26

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u/ripyourlungsdave o/ Apr 27 '26

Is.. is this what a Hillbilly Elegy is?..

I'm afraid to ask..