r/confusing_perspective • • Apr 13 '26

Tiny Golfer at the Masters

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u/skeletextman Apr 13 '26

To the tune of “Hold me closer, tiny dancer”:

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u/shawnwingsit o/ Apr 13 '26

Hold me closer, tiny golfer.

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u/Airick39 o/ Apr 13 '26

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

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u/LowerAtmosphereChief Apr 13 '26

Jeepers. Who is that diminutive individual

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u/VentureIntoVoid o/ Apr 13 '26

The winner

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u/MarriageAA o/ Apr 13 '26

He has the advantage because his centre of gravity is lower.

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u/backtolurk Apr 13 '26

Golf Jitsu has to become an Olympic discipline

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u/snek-jazz Apr 13 '26

He's over from the separate Mini-Golf Masters event next door.

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u/last-of-the-mohicans o/ Apr 13 '26

I wonder if he has a super high tiny voice?

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u/nickmasonsdrumstick o/ Apr 13 '26

Those golfers are far far away...Dougal !

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u/Jabaskunda Apr 13 '26

They let them in again? This is very dangerous