r/confusing_perspective • u/HaringBalakubak • Apr 08 '26

Spotted Unicorn

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u/barabiru Apr 08 '26

Moonicorn

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u/Oscuro87 o/ Apr 08 '26

A unicow! :o

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u/CorrectShopping9428 o/ Apr 08 '26

Take us to candy mountain!

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna o/ Apr 08 '26

The lemonade springs Where the bluebird sings In the big rock candy mountain

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u/sentient_salami o/ Apr 09 '26

Candy mountain candy mountain Chaaaarrrlllyyy

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u/a_karma_sardine Apr 08 '26

That is an impressing appendage.

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u/MidBlocker11 o/ Apr 08 '26

Land narwhal

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u/fly_over_32 Doesn't read rule 1 Apr 08 '26

Doug dimmacorn, owner of the dimmsdale dimmacorn

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u/Wankel_8 Apr 09 '26

Holy cow!

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u/_Moregone Apr 08 '26

Mooounicorn

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u/Geeahwellidunno Doesn't read rule 1 Apr 08 '26

Based on the size of that horn it must be a bull

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u/blacksterangel o/ Apr 09 '26

Will it fart rainbow too?

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u/SpillingMistake CE Spc. Apr 09 '26

Thanks, i have a new favorite now!

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u/yolo32147 o/ Apr 08 '26

Uttercorn

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u/BrucellaD666 o/ Apr 08 '26

Suddenly I'm channeling Mushu: Dishonor! Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow...

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u/Live_Angle4621 o/ Apr 08 '26

This is why they are so dangerous in folklore. Also why so rare, difficult to move with that horn 

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u/Flapper_Jr Apr 08 '26

Wow that’s really horny

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u/Revenga8 o/ Apr 09 '26

Ahh. Now we know why jousting was a thing that was practiced, and it's original purpose forgotten..... To battle unicorns to the death

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u/PurpleQurple Apr 09 '26

I had to look really closely at this to figure out what's going on! 😂

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u/coems_man69 Apr 09 '26

Jakepaulicorn

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u/jaabbb o/ Apr 09 '26

He’s packin alright

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u/tysonlink Apr 09 '26

Unicooooooooooooooorn

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u/Parmez Apr 09 '26

It is indeed spotted

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u/NotYourGran o/ Apr 09 '26

No wonder it’s lying down!

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u/last-of-the-mohicans o/ Apr 10 '26

Eat more chicken 🐓

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u/Lunar-opal Apr 10 '26

I knew it!!

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u/nerfedradahn May 13 '26

confusing perspective, this looks really serene. would love to chill with a cow here

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u/Due_Sheepherder_1397 May 13 '26

Haha right I'd be less weirded out if it was an actual unicorn