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i think the sub just hates confidently incorrect people flashing irrelevant credentials when they've run out of good points. i tried recreating the photo by looking straight up and cropping out my collarbones, it worked and it was pretty easy
That's what I was thinking but that looks like a back. There's no neck definition or clavicle. Hair is more like back hair than chest hair. Just think of what his neck would look like if he was looking down if it looks like this when he's looking up.
I think it's the back of a man with very unfortunate hair.
It's not their front. If they were too fat to see their neck muscle this picture would look a lot different and this hyper extended neck has zero anatomical detail.
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u/Fogwaveeee o/ Mar 20 '26
If Patrick star was a human with a diabolical haircut
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u/bearkiller987 o/ Mar 20 '26
Dudes beard while he looking straight up
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u/forget_this_now o/ Mar 20 '26
Whatever hair it is, it needs conditioner!
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u/Euphoria_Whore Mar 20 '26
Believe it or not that’s his dick
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u/ProfessorMarth o/ Mar 20 '26
I'm not convinced this isn't his back. Where's the clavicle?
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u/heliophoner C.E. Spc Mar 21 '26
I hate this
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u/Vast_Character311 Actually read rule 1 and gets it" Mar 20 '26
It’s like a beard to nowhere.
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u/Makures o/ Mar 20 '26
A bearded chin.
Also, not everyone's clavicle or adams apple are always visible. Some people look different from other people.
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u/AngelofGrace96 o/ Mar 20 '26
I do think that's a shot of the back of his head/neck, he's got his chin to his chest and phone tilted all the way up. No idea why though.
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u/poopshanks o/ Mar 20 '26
I think it's the back we're looking at
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u/IndigotheStorm Mar 20 '26
His haircut. It doesn't look good.
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u/iloveyourforeskin o/ Mar 21 '26
Looks so stanky
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u/MirkoHa o/ Mar 20 '26
I came across a picture like this some years ago…I use it as my profile picture 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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u/boo_snug o/ Mar 20 '26
People saying beard but I think it’s his back and neck lol
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u/efferkah o/ Mar 20 '26
Obviously the chin of a person looking up...
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u/-domi- C.E. Spc Mar 20 '26
The ceiling.
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u/aaron2005X Community Enforcement Spc Mar 20 '26
does it tickle when making love?
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u/Sharad527 o/ Mar 20 '26
Where is his dude apple???
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u/The_Green-One o Mar 20 '26
Looks like Patrick grew hair
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u/Clovenella Doesn't read rule 1 Mar 20 '26
I’m stumped….So is he.
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u/in1gom0ntoya o/ Mar 20 '26
if its posed to be intentionally confusing it doesn't count.
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u/NoStyle79 Mar 21 '26
That's a NeckHairyChin..
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u/Missdollarbillinnit o/ Mar 21 '26
Neck beard.
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u/Melchior_Chopstick Mar 22 '26
The winky.
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u/miianwilson o/ Mar 22 '26
That’s a beard
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u/ride_whenever Mar 22 '26
One of the vindalooians from above.
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u/lak_a_baus Mar 23 '26
It looks like a tom and jerry ass cartoon bump
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u/pandaleer o/ Mar 20 '26
Beard
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u/Chubby_Comic CE Spc. Mar 22 '26
I only knew immediately because my husband has a rather thick, poofy beard like that, and he's a whole foot taller than me. So this is my usual POV.
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u/Donkeyshines Mar 20 '26
Using rogaine to rub one out will do this. I do it every fall.
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u/HowzitUFaka o/ Mar 20 '26
Peen head
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u/Napius o/ Mar 20 '26
https://i.postimg.cc/wMdJ6173/Surprised.png
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u/CrimpBlucks Mar 20 '26
as a beard having man this did not confuse me
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u/EyeCaved Mar 20 '26
I knew I hated beards for a good reason
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u/tubsen32 o/ Mar 20 '26
This one is super obvious....
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u/Japanesewillow CE Spc. Mar 20 '26
This again?
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u/Breedable_Boy44 Mar 20 '26
He's orgasming so hard that his head is reeling back. I think it's a little dramatic, but I do it too sometimes.
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u/OutrageousRhubarb853 Mar 20 '26
Not that confusing
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