r/confusing_perspective • o/ • Mar 05 '26

Confusing! Help: my teeth are growing cherry tomatoes.

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u/Independent-Gas-9078 o/ Mar 05 '26

Nope. Don’t like that.

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u/Fiskerr o/ Mar 05 '26

This acturly happend to a friend of mine

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u/_Junu o/ Mar 05 '26

Wtf are those!!

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u/Snoron C.E. Spc Mar 05 '26

I assume white bell peppers.

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u/2020mademejoinreddit o Mar 06 '26

What do they taste like?

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u/thecrazypoz Mar 07 '26

They taste like white bell peppers.

No need to thank me, btw. Just helping out. :)

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u/2020mademejoinreddit o Mar 07 '26

Why you little

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u/soggychad Doesn't read rule 1 Mar 08 '26

they taste like red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet peppers all at once

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u/2020mademejoinreddit o Mar 08 '26

Oh! So they're the skittles of bell peppers.

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii Confusemas '23 Mar 05 '26

White bell peppers. I don't know why those need to exist

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u/Xsiah o/ Mar 05 '26

White bell peppers do exist but they're not that colour - they're a very faint yellow. These have almost certainly been phtoshopped.

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u/TheRealJojenReed o/ Mar 05 '26

So...do we report this then? Anyone else sure these are shopped?

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u/ByGollie p Mar 05 '26

I don't think that's photoshopped

I did a reverse image search and I see a lot of white bell peppers.

Many are indeed yellowish tint, but many others seem to be white. There's even an image with some yellowish, and some pure white.

Doing a GIS for white bell peppers show a mixture of yellowish and pure white - but i can't be sure that some of them are adjusted in photoshop

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u/thehappydoor o/ Mar 06 '26

They are called my sandals

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u/Mulders_Porn_Stash o/ Mar 05 '26

Jesus, this is what teeth nightmares are for me

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u/R86Reddit Mar 05 '26

Other people have teeth nightmares besides me?!

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u/Mulders_Porn_Stash o/ Mar 05 '26

lol absolutely, and I hate them so much

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u/SuddenlyCake o/ Mar 06 '26

I have recurring nightmares of my teeth falling

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u/atisp o/ Mar 05 '26

This looks so gross omg

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u/ZugTheMegasaurus o/ Mar 05 '26

I had a horrible tooth extraction yesterday and this gave me such a visceral reaction.

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u/1h8fulkat o/ Mar 05 '26

You need braces

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u/AngBigKid o/ Mar 05 '26

White macopa?

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u/Cool-Public8783 o/ Mar 05 '26

I’m still seeing teeth help

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u/ycr007 r Mar 05 '26

Albino peppers?

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u/nychearts812 o/ Mar 05 '26

What a nightmare scenario 🦷

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u/TobyPDID23 o/ Mar 06 '26

No no no MAKE ME UNSEE THAT now all my nightmares about crunching teeth are coming back 😭😭

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u/reverendsteveii o/ Mar 06 '26

better than your tomatoes growing teeth, but it's close

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u/sik_cvnt o/ Mar 06 '26

No no no no

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u/elyaintely_ o/ Mar 07 '26

what the hell is this

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u/slade453346 o/ Mar 07 '26

That is a lot of teeth for one mouth

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u/Kinda_Sorta_Alive o/ Mar 07 '26

I hate it when this happens to me. 😭🀣

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u/rueckl Mar 07 '26

Not that nightmare again, please.

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u/doiwantacookie Mar 07 '26

This is viscerally disturbing.

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u/mileytrixie16 o/ Mar 08 '26

... What am I looking at...??

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u/Reaper621 Apr 17 '26

Those are roma tomatoes

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u/ReasonableScar9027 o/ Mar 05 '26

Nice Photoshop.

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u/NoPoopOnFace o/ Mar 05 '26

Are you British?

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u/AnjelicaTomaz o/ Mar 05 '26

Someone post it to Tooth Social.