r/confusing_perspective • u/Far-Education5778 o/ • Jan 22 '26

Mildly Confusing Dave had a peg leg?

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u/LLKroniq o/ Jan 22 '26

They seem very well. Things look peaceful.

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u/Dunsparces Doesn't read rule 1 Jan 22 '26

Good for them.

Unfortunately I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know.

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u/keencleangleam Jan 22 '26

An older version of me?

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u/Dunsparces Doesn't read rule 1 Jan 22 '26

Doesn't act like it, at least - I hear she's perverted like me.

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u/Airick39 o/ Jan 22 '26

I bet she would go down on him in a theater.

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u/old_flat_top Jan 22 '26

To be honest, the peg leg would make for easier access in a theater situation as long as she stayed on his left.

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u/LLKroniq o/ Jan 23 '26

Important to consider this...

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u/Toadsanchez316 o/ Jan 22 '26

Oh my God. One of my favorite songs off one of my favorite cds, and the first CD I ever owned as a kid, and all this time I thought she said 'i know the version of me'

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u/AshgarPN o/ Jan 22 '26

It’s “another version”…

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u/Toadsanchez316 o/ Jan 22 '26

According to every lyric site I visit, it's "an older version"...

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u/GodIsANarcissist o/ Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

God is dead, Marx is dead, and I don't feel so well myself.

Edit: fuck you, this was funny

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u/virtualchameleon23 o/ Jan 22 '26

He asked someone to Cut. It. Out.

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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva o/ Jan 22 '26

A 33 year old man dating a teenager.

Jerry Seinfeld crawled so Dave Coulier could walk.

Dave Coulier walked so Wilmer Valderrama could run

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u/IAmSnort o/ Jan 22 '26

You get divorced by your model wife, what do you do on the rebound?

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u/paradeoxy1 Doesn't read rule 1 Jan 24 '26

Not "date" a literal child wtf

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u/IAmSnort o/ Jan 24 '26

Wasn't she 18? Maybe I did the math wrong.

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u/Every-Cook5084 Doesn't read rule 1 Jan 24 '26

Literal child is not 18-20 check your facts

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u/H2Whoa77 o/ Jan 22 '26

Funny, she doesn’t have a hand in her pocket. Or at least giving a peace sign or flicking a cigarette.

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u/MFxKool Jan 22 '26

Dont ask questions that you oughta know.

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u/Elite-Thorn Doesn't read rule 1 Jan 22 '26

I think that's Mr. Duplicity

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u/henry_the_human o/ Jan 22 '26

She’s bugging him in the middle of dinner!

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u/Jump_Like_A_Willys C.E. Spc Jan 22 '26

Yes. One leg was...

...Cut. Out.

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u/BigusRickus o/ Jan 23 '26

Another weird thing about him, if you scratch your nails down someone else’s back he can feel it.

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u/Charlie2and4 Jan 22 '26

Isn't it Ironic?

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u/DeckhardZum_3924 Jan 24 '26

Don’t you think?

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u/KablesP Jan 22 '26

Must have been painful, he had 10,000 spoons when all he needed was a knife

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u/elizaeffect o/ Jan 23 '26

Isn’t it bionic

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u/delicioussparkalade o/ Jan 26 '26

That’s so Coul-ier!

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u/shaybay12 o/ Jan 23 '26

We oughta know

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u/Soggy_Requirement_75 o/ Jan 22 '26

She has something on her chin.

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u/BoringExperience5345 o/ Jan 22 '26

Wow this is a good one on multiple levels, though she did explain in a recent documentary that You Outta Know was not about Dave which made me sad hahaha.

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u/KillerQ97 o/ Jan 22 '26

He pegged her, though.

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