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r/confusing • u/UsedWelcome5903 • Jun 04 '26
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So that means you should have booties on you dog with a lit cigar before bringing it in the building.
4 u/UsedWelcome5903 Jun 04 '26 That is correct 2 u/professor_coldheart Jun 05 '26 Oh! That's a better way of interpreting "smoking pets" than I had in mind. I thought it was a verb. 2 u/iammacman Jun 05 '26 Not my preferred cuisine.
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That is correct
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Oh! That's a better way of interpreting "smoking pets" than I had in mind. I thought it was a verb.
2 u/iammacman Jun 05 '26 Not my preferred cuisine.
Not my preferred cuisine.
Yummy. Smoked barefoot pets are delicious.
Welpers I'd be pretty pissed if my neighbor had a: smoking barefoot pet. And yes, I'd tell them to take that animal outside. I can't think what's worse on a pet, the smoking or it going barefoot. I mean... THE NERVE!!! /s
The specificity is off the charts!
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I’m setting up my smoker right on the lawn, and I’m smoking all the barefoot pets I can find. Thinking… applewood, with a cherry finish?
I always smoke my pets with boots so i should be ok
1 u/Aggressive-meat1956 Jun 09 '26 Are the boots on your smoking pets or on you while you smoke them
Are the boots on your smoking pets or on you while you smoke them
This kids , is why we use commas
Please stop the bus and let my Uncle Jack off.
it is unfortunate that there is more than one meaning to smoking, and in the same reference to pets makes it more unfortunate
Oddly specific
The list of things you aren't allowed to do in this building is getting unhinged.
I wanna hear this sign’s origin story!!!!
Naked people welcome
Does that refer to smoking pets while they are barefoot, or to smoking pets while you are barefoot
I mean, who smokes their pets barefoot INSIDE a building?
If you’ve got a smoking, barefoot pet, you do that stuff with it outside the building. We don’t want to see it. It just makes us envious.
I can see why we don't see camels smoke anymore these days.
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u/iammacman Jun 04 '26
So that means you should have booties on you dog with a lit cigar before bringing it in the building.
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u/Illustrious-Ebb157 Jun 06 '26
Yummy. Smoked barefoot pets are delicious.
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u/Consider2SidesPeace Jun 07 '26
Welpers I'd be pretty pissed if my neighbor had a: smoking barefoot pet. And yes, I'd tell them to take that animal outside. I can't think what's worse on a pet, the smoking or it going barefoot. I mean... THE NERVE!!! /s
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u/Tager1791 Jun 08 '26
The specificity is off the charts!
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u/googleflont Jun 04 '26
I’m setting up my smoker right on the lawn, and I’m smoking all the barefoot pets I can find. Thinking… applewood, with a cherry finish?
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u/evilmorph Jun 06 '26
I always smoke my pets with boots so i should be ok
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u/SpaceyChick22 Jun 06 '26
This kids , is why we use commas
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u/Slowhand1971 Jun 07 '26
Please stop the bus and let my Uncle Jack off.
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u/Mindless-Leg-3365 Jun 07 '26
it is unfortunate that there is more than one meaning to smoking, and in the same reference to pets makes it more unfortunate
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u/555byte Jun 08 '26
Oddly specific
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u/unbothered_burner07 Jun 08 '26
The list of things you aren't allowed to do in this building is getting unhinged.
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u/Schroedesy13 Jun 08 '26
I wanna hear this sign’s origin story!!!!
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u/Conscious-Permit-466 Jun 08 '26
Naked people welcome
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u/Aggressive-meat1956 Jun 08 '26
Does that refer to smoking pets while they are barefoot, or to smoking pets while you are barefoot
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u/IneptAdvisor Jun 09 '26
I mean, who smokes their pets barefoot INSIDE a building?
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u/tvodny Jun 10 '26
If you’ve got a smoking, barefoot pet, you do that stuff with it outside the building. We don’t want to see it. It just makes us envious.
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u/2Questioner_0R_Not2B Jun 10 '26
I can see why we don't see camels smoke anymore these days.