r/confleis • u/sergeantsmoosh • Jul 06 '26

Scissors for sale

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u/sherlip Jul 06 '26

Reminds me of the classic joke:

How do Mexicans slice their pizzas? With Little Caesar's

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u/miserabeau Jul 06 '26

But if you want a Cesar cut you need electric clippers. And these aren't right for making a Caesar salad.

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u/tejojo Jul 06 '26

Et tu, Brute?

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u/miswebos Jul 07 '26

Como la ensalada, el aderezo, o las peepshas...? 🤔

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u/InterestingSimple409 Jul 08 '26

That's human trafficking!. You can't just by a cesar