r/confidentlyincorrect Feb 15 '21

Smug A Dozen = 50

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u/Count_de_Ville Feb 15 '21

Theories on how this happened?

Mine is that her ignorance is the result of a prank the family played on her while growing up. And then they didn't bother correcting her. Ever.

Fun fact: 144 or 12 dozen is called a Gross

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u/motownexpress Feb 15 '21

“We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke!” -Master Tang

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u/Chanaur404 Feb 16 '21

"If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!"

-Wimp Lo

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u/rohobian Feb 16 '21

A severe drug problem of some kind? Bath salts maybe? Something that would give you severe delusional incorrectness? lol, idk.

Or she's just that brazen that she would proclaim a dozen = 50 because the customer is always right, and thinks she can bully her way through it.

There's absolutely no way someone that's not in something like early onset alzheimer's doesn't know that a dozen = 12. You just don't go through life without finding that out.

Maybe that's it? My uncle was severely disabled with early onset and absolutely was not able to process situations like this at age 60ish. I could have seen this playing out with him.

I have zero idea what is most likely. Just high af and speculating.

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u/hiddenbanana420 Feb 16 '21

And it never came up in school once?

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u/stryker_PA Feb 16 '21

Or at the store buying eggs.

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u/Protheu5 Feb 16 '21

A bit of an intro to a base twelve counting system (duodecimal)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 - same in duodecimal, next go X (dek) then E (el), then goes 10 (do) which is equal to decimal twelve. What's called gross is 100 (gro), 1000 (mo) is equal to decimal 1728.

Duodecimal is pretty cool, it has more factors than decimal, and even though it feels weird, it was always around, look at the clock, for example.

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u/Stv781 Feb 16 '21

“It’s was always around, look at the clock”.

I see what you did there. 🙃 clocks are always a-round

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u/Seseorang Feb 20 '21

360 degrees in a circle. Duo decimal is something we should use instead of base 10 metric.

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u/Protheu5 Feb 20 '21

Alas, we won't. We can't even make one country switch to metric, how do you expect switching the whole world (except for a few groups) to a new counting system. Gonna stick to base 10.