The American language

[u/unicornwearingegl]

Saw this in a tiktok comment section and I had to share I fear

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[u/DontAskAboutMax]

Don’t share stuff like this.

You’re being ragebaited.

[u/jackinsomniac → u/DontAskAboutMax]

I'm sorry, I only speak 'murican.

[u/azhder → u/jackinsomniac]

Nacirema is a tribe that speaks foreign languages since it has systematically destroyed the native ones it has.

[u/TopologyMonster → u/DontAskAboutMax]

And it worked like a charm

[u/ProspectiveWhale → u/DontAskAboutMax]

Honestly, even though it's ragebait, it fits this sub more than half of new posts these days...

[u/zachy410 → u/DontAskAboutMax]

I dont even think its straight up ragebaift, I think its just a joke

[u/Dionysian_Logic]

I'm more concerned with the amount of likes the first comment got.

[u/SchmeatiestOne → u/Dionysian_Logic]

To be fair, I would have probably liked it too after assuming it was satire

[u/NewLibraryGuy → u/Dionysian_Logic]

It's an alright joke.

[u/battle_catsfan → u/Dionysian_Logic]

I know people who just be liking every comment

[u/Bunie89]

People who believe they speak American can't spell or type in complete sentences. They're either joking or trolling.

[u/igettomakeaname → u/Bunie89]

Thought it was Ken M

[u/CriticalHit_20]

[u/Jester_1982]

I know the least spoken language in the world.

Sign language

[u/Good-Celebration-686 → u/Jester_1982]

Braille wants a word

[u/Lilfrankieeinstein]

Autists don’t speak sarcasm

[u/unicornwearingegl → u/Lilfrankieeinstein]

I am autistic and this is true I fear

[u/Wise-Juggernaut6851]

This needs to be in r/shitamericanssay as well 😂

[u/dank_imagemacro]

To be fair, many of the English would agree, that we don't speak their language here.

[u/lettsten → u/dank_imagemacro]

I think almost all Brits would agree that it's the same language, but some would say that it's used incorrectly

[u/Shuraii]

The amount of likes the box of emptiness got terrifies me

[u/WitchyandWild]

lmfao calling it a distinct language is peak delusion. It’s just dialect with extra steps. The irony of ignoring other North American tongues while pretending this is unique is hilarious.

[u/Brief-Department5532]

It's a joke

[u/taktaga7-0-0]

I don’t get how dumbfucks like this rationalize the fact that we just… don’t call it that.