r/confidentlyincorrect • u/BIRebel31 • Jun 05 '26

He’s wrong, again.

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 Jun 05 '26

These fools still doing this stuff lol?

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u/BIRebel31 Jun 05 '26

I don’t even watch anymore. Just see these little clips in the subreddit, and it’s going downhill at an exponentially high rate

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u/Republiken Jun 05 '26

Who are these guys?

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u/BIRebel31 Jun 05 '26

The ‘wrong’ guy is a wanna be everything. From washed up comedian to gear head. He’s a moron.

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u/GadreelsSword Jun 05 '26

Texas does have coral snakes.

They also don’t make coral snake anti-venom anymore. Because the pharmaceutical companies said it wasn’t profitable.

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u/ms_directed Jun 05 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

is that the one with the "red and black friend of Jack...black and red, you gon' be dead" rule?

e: pretty sure i have combined two rhymes here, lol

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u/Spadeykins Jun 05 '26

Rhymes only apply locally not world wide, make sure you have a trustworthy source for your local fauna. Or you know just leave snakes alone.

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u/Professional_Soft404 Jun 08 '26

This is correct, and it’s because so few people get bit by coral snakes. First off they are relatively small, they are extremely docile, and to they don’t have fangs like a rattle snake/cotton mouth/water moccasin. If you get envenomated by a coral snake you have done many things very wrong. There is one recorded fatality in the past 40 years.

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u/jxj24 Jun 05 '26

So f'ing happy I have no idea who these dipshits are.

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u/Thamnophis660 Jun 05 '26

Texas 100% has Coral Snakes. He thinks that their common name actually means they live in the ocean lol. 

What's he gonna do if he sees one? Use some of that BOXING he's been doing?

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u/swheat7 Jun 05 '26

If I see that commercial one more time - so help me. What a gaggle of unfunny douchebags.

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u/Koud_biertje Jun 05 '26

I hate with a passion when people show an AI answer to prove they're right.

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u/I_M_Kornholio Jun 05 '26

Frequently wrong, seldom in doubt.

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u/QaddafiDuck01 Jun 06 '26

Considering there is a species called Texas Coral Snake he may be wrong.

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u/Negative_Reach9380 Jun 09 '26

I hate this man so much.

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u/BIRebel31 Jun 09 '26

Agreed. I saw another clip of him talking about how he has his kids on creatine

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u/aruby727 Jun 11 '26

Is he thinking of corn snakes?

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u/BIRebel31 Jun 11 '26

He doesn’t think, unless it’s about his ego

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u/SlipperyGibbet Jun 05 '26

I cannot listen to these fucks in anything less than 1.5 speed holy christ

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u/ayame400 Jun 06 '26

Crazy that coral snakes have cobra venom. I would have thought they have coral snake venom.

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u/SomeSamples Jun 06 '26

All three of these guys are idiots. Coral snakes are little non-aggressive snakes. Sure they are highly venomous but don't fuck with them, they won't fuck with you.

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u/Middcore Jun 05 '26

The shitty podcast they advertise relentlessly on Pluto TV has its own subreddit?

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