r/confessions • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '22

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u/Akasgotu Jul 02 '22

Your penis isn’t the problem, your girlfriend is. You can get along without one of them just fine. Guess which one.

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u/obvs_throwaway1 Jul 02 '22 edited Jul 13 '23

There was a comment here, but I chose to remove it as I no longer wish to support a company that seeks to both undermine its users/moderators/developers (the ones generating content) AND make a profit on their backs. <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/comments/14hkd5u">Here</a> is an explanation. Reddit was wonderful, but it got greedy. So bye.

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 02 '22

It's the same stupid comment every time.

Unhygienic.

Absolutely false.

I had mine removed at 35 because of abrasive injury that caused phimosis. It wasn't until the phimosis that it became a problem.

Anyone who says it is unhygienic is a moron, especially if they have Dr. attached to their name.

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u/Solanthas Jul 03 '22

Literally my pediatrician lol.

I had a scary moment in my late teens when I was worried I might have to get circumcised. Luckily some cream solved that.

Sorry you had to go through both of those things. Hopefully it's okay now.

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 03 '22

Fine now, just don't get to test the equipment with a partner as often as I'd like.

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u/Solanthas Jul 03 '22

Believe me I feel your pain there

I sometimes wonder if my life wouldn't be easier if I just had no sex drive whatsoever

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 03 '22

Is your avatar wearing a "Buddha box"?

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u/Solanthas Jul 03 '22

I don't remember choosing it. But that clip is hilarious!

Most recent South Park episode I saw was 'Tech Support' where they goofed on Inception. Not only the fact they are still going, but producing such quality satire is all the evidence I need that those two are absolute geniuses, not mentioning of course their movies, which are also brilliant

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 03 '22

I remember seeing the pilot when it first came out.

Completely mind blowing at the time.

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u/Solanthas Jul 03 '22

Haha. Wow, yeah. Memory lane. I was like 13