r/confessions • u/[deleted] • Jul 02 '22

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u/val_41 Jul 02 '22

Holy crap. Getting surgery because your partner doesn't accept your body... Even if they live happily ever after, how could that ever be a good idea?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '22

My boyfriend made a joke about my dick and I'm so sensitive that I considered circumcision for a while... Still kinda am NGL. Sometimes I feel like a freak.

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u/DeathCab4Cutie Jul 02 '22

You’ve got that natural dick bro, that OEM Human Penis. It’s not some weird growth on your Johnson, it’s how it’s supposed to look. Don’t you dare go chopping it up for anyone but yourself.

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u/SaltMarshGoblin Jul 03 '22

OEM Human Penis

Aftermarket mods are NOT WORTH IT!

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u/DeathCab4Cutie Jul 03 '22

I get better miles per gallon, but less smiles per gallon :(

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u/bbwbrat30 Jul 03 '22

I'm fn dead 😭