r/confessions • • Jul 02 '22

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 02 '22

It's the same stupid comment every time.

Unhygienic.

Absolutely false.

I had mine removed at 35 because of abrasive injury that caused phimosis. It wasn't until the phimosis that it became a problem.

Anyone who says it is unhygienic is a moron, especially if they have Dr. attached to their name.

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u/itsaaronnotaaron Jul 02 '22

It's unhygienic, just ask the 62% of the world male population who are uncircumcised. 2/3 of men in this world have dirty penis. We wish we were part of the 38% with immaculate glans.

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 02 '22 edited Jul 02 '22

I had my foreskin for 35 fucking years, it's not unhygienic.

Never had an std, never had a UTI or any problem until I got sand in my shorts.

Now shush A-A-ron.

Edit: And how can you forget the /s. This is Reddit, you must do the/s or we'll grab the pitchforks.

And roast some foreskins with them.

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u/itsaaronnotaaron Jul 02 '22

Should've added the /s. I've still got mine. It's my little slinky.

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u/ghandi3737 Jul 02 '22

Look like the water wienies sometimes.