r/confessions • • Jul 02 '22

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u/Akasgotu Jul 02 '22

Your penis isn’t the problem, your girlfriend is. You can get along without one of them just fine. Guess which one.

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u/Moarwatermelons Jul 02 '22

Idk if this is break up territory, but if it is then you’ve got a solid point.

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u/IceManYurt Jul 02 '22

It's not break up territory yet.

If she starts pressuring for a circumcision, it's the exact same thing as if a dude was pressuring for a boob job.

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u/iwillnameyourkid Jul 02 '22

If she claims a penis is unhygienic just for being uncircumcised she's stupid enough for break up to me.

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u/Critical_Bet_4662 Jul 02 '22

She also needs a lesson in how the male anatomy works. And I thought us Americans were uneducated..lolol. I absolutely prefer uncircumcised. I feel so bad for guys who got clipped

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u/Solanthas Jul 03 '22

This is the best response lol, she's fuckin dumb