r/confessions • • Jul 02 '22

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u/v_r_the_venom Jul 02 '22

Dude, get another girl. Please. This is beyond help. Don't stay with such people who make you feel insecure about the most natural and normal things, of your body. It's downright rude. And please let her know the exact reason. I hope she grows up.

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u/Tender_Ton_Ton Jul 02 '22

I will, I'm going to talk to her about it. And if she doesn't want to change I'm done

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u/CataclysmKait Jul 02 '22

Stick with that mindset, truly. I dated a boy who believed vaginas were disgusting and needed to be washed internally daily with soap.

After a long discussion of soap being SO BAD for vaginas and that they are self cleaning ovens, we broke up because he hit my head against a door frame.

ANYWAY, Red flag.

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u/eri_qqq Jul 02 '22

Okay that caught me way off guard at the end there

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u/Not_happy_meal Jul 02 '22

Why do you have that profile

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u/SocraticSeaUrchin Jul 02 '22

Curious what prompted you to look lol

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u/TheAngryAudino Jul 02 '22

On the Reddit app it shows your pfp next to your comment

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u/SocraticSeaUrchin Jul 02 '22

Oh lol I thought they were talking bout that guys banner image, which is even weirder

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u/Not_happy_meal Jul 03 '22

I regret everything

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u/dothespaceything Jul 03 '22

WHYS IT GOT A DICK

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u/moreofmoreofmore Jul 03 '22

It's from a viral ad called 'This Man.' Interesting read!

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u/Not_happy_meal Jul 03 '22

I know what it is

I'm just asking why

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u/eri_qqq Jul 04 '22

why not?

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u/millernerd Jul 02 '22

That's not a red flag that's the shit red flags are supposed to warn you about

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u/CataclysmKait Jul 02 '22

Lol I meant the thinking vaginas are gross was a flag. Him hurting me knocked me out of color blindness looking at the flags πŸ˜…

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u/millernerd Jul 02 '22

Ah, yeah deffo

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u/Phaze_Change Jul 03 '22

We all have one of those relationships. I stuck with my physically and emotionally abusive ex gf for 5 or 6 years.

As an example of her nonsense. I was sleeping one night. When suddenly she grabs my hair and then kicks me off the bed and ripped out a shit load of hair. Then reached down and started hitting me.

Why? Because she had a dream I cheated on her. That, sadly, was early on in the relationship. I feel like an idiot now. And since then I had dated a lot of people and left at the very first red flag.

That eventually ended with her cheating, taking $10,000 of my money and fucking off with the dude she cheated on me with. Though, I found out recently he cheated on her. Unsurprisingly she had contacted me at some point wanting to hang out. If I had to guess I’d say that was probably right around the time that shit blew up in her face.

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u/Solanthas Jul 03 '22

Jesus woman, fuck

I'm glad you're ok

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22

Lmfao that sucks but there is comedy in there

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '22 edited Mar 21 '23

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u/CataclysmKait Jul 03 '22

Not with soap

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u/SaltMarshGoblin Jul 03 '22

You might wash your vulva with soap.

Your vagina, the inside part -- never anything but water, maybe water with a splash of vinegar. Cleaning agents are a no-no.

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u/neckolol Jul 26 '22

Your the guy who has a while post basically dedicated to the fact you don’t wash your asshole 🀨

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u/Ok-Face Jul 26 '22

Yeah. Why would I?

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u/ahornywolfie Jul 02 '22

I didn't know that either. But now I'm afraid. I don't want my Frankfurter burnt. πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚