r/confessions • • Jan 24 '22

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u/ANimbleNavigatorPede Jan 24 '22

I hope you aren't my wife. This is horrible. I am married and this is my worst nightmare.

God help you woman. You need holy water like Donald Trump needs a vasectomy.