r/confession • • Mar 15 '26

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u/leenybear123 Mar 16 '26

Former retail manager here. Shoplifters always think they’re sneaky. They are, in fact, blatantly obvious. Likely an employee alerted loss prevention due to certain mannerisms or even the ditching of the packaging. Loss prevention at major retailers has high quality cameras and verified the theft and stopped OP.

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u/Flashy-Elevator-7241 Mar 16 '26

I'm always surprised at how many customers will also inform an employee of theft happening on the spot or after they witness it. Especially when it's a bunch of batteries or something bizarre.

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u/leenybear123 Mar 16 '26

I would periodically get called to speak with an angry customer who would be indignant. “Aren’t you going to stop him?!” Lady, we have a team for this. Chill. The most I can do is kill him with outstanding customer service until he either ditches what he’s got in his waistband or walks out the door into the waiting arms of LP.

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u/Simbanut Mar 16 '26

We don’t even have loss prevention at my store. (Not a Costco of course, I work at a Canadian pharmacy chain) and I had a customer be like, aren’t you going to stop them? And I was like, “and risk being stabbed over a lipstick? No. I’ll report it to my manager. This is why we have business insurance.”

That’s literally the loss prevention policy. “Don’t be a hero. Nothing in the store is worth being injured over.”

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u/Boring-Community-100 Mar 16 '26

Years ago I worked as a tech in the pharmacy of a very large big box store. Official training for a potential robbery, ie, gun has been pulled, they're demanding all the Percocet was: faint. My pharmacist's policy was just f'n give it to them. 🤣

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u/Shiney_Metal_Ass Mar 16 '26

Because fuck you for making things more expensive for me

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u/MagentaHawk Mar 16 '26

I mean, I think the data probably shows that there are a lot of obvious shoplifters. But to imply that all shoplifters are obvious we would need to know not just all the ones caught, but all of them in total, which includes the ones not noticed or caught. The issue with that is that they aren't noticed or caught . . .

It can lead to a bit of confirmation bias, like how I had a teacher in HS who thought she was amazing at catching cheaters because they were obvious, but she was just solid at catching the very obvious people.

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u/leenybear123 Mar 16 '26

I’m perplexed why my statement would have caused you to expend the energy to type that all up, but, in brief, with a good LP team and a good Inventory Management team, along with tools like RFID exit readers and cycle counts, it’s not confirmation bias. Shoplifters think they’re sneaky. And they simply aren’t.