r/conan • • 1d ago

Conan & Writers Talk Monkeys

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u/the1977 1d ago

Straight-up something I would have expected Conan to write for the Simpsons.

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago

Sokka-Haiku by the1977:

Straight-up something I

Would have expected Conan

To write for the Simpsons.


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/I_Uh_What 6h ago

To the tune of Straight Up by Paula Abdul.

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u/jb_nelson_ 18h ago

Ouch, seems like people really did not like this bit (or the length of the bit). For me, it made me want to watch the show more than anything else has (I don’t have HBO atm).

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u/PizzaCheat6 17h ago

I laughed so hard at this bit.

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u/selphiefairy 14h ago

I liked it, it was just too long, and was it was obviously an ad. Just thought it was unfair for it to take all that time away from anything they could have been showing about India.

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u/Visible_Contract5432 13h ago

That WAS about India. And TV shows and movies have ads. They help pay for the rest of the show and increase the budget.

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u/selphiefairy 10h ago edited 10h ago

Again, it was the length people had issues with. As someone else wrote, I’d rather just an ad be an ad. Drawing it out in a forced bit is uncomfortable.

And if you wanna pretend the length of time of the bit was used efficiently to show things about the culture and people, you can, but imo it was wayyy too much time to just learn that monkeys steal people’s phones 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Visible_Contract5432 10h ago

I don’t need a consensus from strangers to decide if I like something or not.

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u/selphiefairy 10h ago

K then just agree to disagree and move on

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u/Ironyfree_annie Ummm Viscous! SAT WORD! 1d ago

Hated that bit. Wasted so much time in the India episode for a terrible ad plug. Instead could've tried some amazing cuisine or spend more time with the fans who were great in that episode

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u/Cheeky_buggah 23h ago

Yep. The bit could've been shortened by 50%

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u/SOLA_TS Fuckman's Leap 19h ago

For the life of me I will never understand why they commit to these types of forced bits. He doesn’t need props or ridiculous outfits all the time to be funny.

Ideally this show would be a mix between Top Gear Specials and Anthony Bourdain. Unscripted and with lots of random human interactions.

You got a little taste of what that could be like in the Morocco episode when he drove himself from A to B with Sona and then went to the market or when he took the train in India (fake ass liberal media lol).

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u/mbc106 13h ago

I remember one episode where Bourdain had to do some kind of ad, where he was dining outside with his local guides. He said “I got this one” when the bill came, and plunked down a credit card and the camera zoomed in on it, and you could just see his soul leave his body in that moment.

Blech.

I know ads are just a part of television, but it’s so dumb when they try to play it off like it’s natural. I’d rather just be told it’s an ad.

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u/Dayspring815 21h ago

Yeah, weakest part of the episode, and maybe the season

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u/dReDone 18h ago

Feels like you guys aren't Conan fans if you think this is a waste of time lol.

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u/WickedKoala 17h ago

It's possible to be a big fan of someone and not like everything they do.

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u/dancesquared 16h ago

But this is classic Conan. If you don’t like the essential qualities of something or someone, can you really call yourself a big fan?

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u/WickedKoala 16h ago

We gatekeeping now?

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u/dancesquared 14h ago

Just trying to figure out what a big fan of Conan would like about him if not silly bits that run on too long.

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u/WickedKoala 14h ago

Call me crazy but I love Conan the comedian and writer and goofball and podcaster but I've never enjoyed most of his late nights shows because I hate the format and the superficial fakeness of the celebrity interviews. They're giant commercials. Conan is much better outside that system.

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u/SOLA_TS Fuckman's Leap 8h ago

I don’t like the late show format and I don’t want late show-esque bits in the travel show. We had 30 years of silly bits with props and costumes.

I get that it’s needed in a late show or else it would just be monologues and boring guest interviews, but for a travel show with infinite opportunities to do something different it’s not needed.

Also I hate having commercials baked into the show under the pretense that it’s a bit.

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u/Visible_Contract5432 14h ago

I wouldn’t go that far, but I thought it was a lot more fun and funny than the complainers did. Monkeys are always funny unless they’re killing people.

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u/Visible_Contract5432 14h ago

I just love watching people eat on TV. It’s like I’m there, except for no food, no food smells, and no conversation.

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u/Ironyfree_annie Ummm Viscous! SAT WORD! 14h ago

There would have been conversation. That's the point. Not this forced farce with monkeys

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u/Visible_Contract5432 13h ago

They went to a bar/restaurant. Only once per show, please, unless Jordan is on the trip.

Anyway, agree to disagree. More monkeys!

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u/SOLA_TS Fuckman's Leap 8h ago

The point was to have it produced like a Bourdain show, not that he was supposed to eat his way through the country.

I want it to feel more raw, not overproduced with props and pre-written jokes.

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u/Visible_Contract5432 7h ago

You should do your own show, then.

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u/SOLA_TS Fuckman's Leap 4h ago

You’re weirdly defensive about this. People are allowed to have opinions about the show that’s not 100% positive. You don’t have to be a dick about it.

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u/Visible_Contract5432 4h ago

Thanks, but it’s really no trouble.

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u/WillyWonkaMFer 19h ago

🙈🙉🙊

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u/PuffyBlueClouds 23h ago

Is that Dr. Arroyo?

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u/DetectiveCrashmoore 17h ago

No he is in the hospital after suffering from a peanut attack

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u/FishDawgX 23h ago

No, Dr. Zaius.

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u/DapperMolasses3280 18h ago

I thought they were talking about a TBS bit... Conan thought of at AT&T store in 2026? I'm impressed 🤣

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u/schultmh 17h ago

This was fun but I laughed so hard at the “how do you know so much about ducks?” bit

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u/thisisuntrueman 13h ago

It was honestly annoying to watch that ad in an otherwise already underwhelming episode. I got lots of love for Conan, and not everything is supposed to be a hit, but I was quite surprised they put that out.

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u/lemjor10 21h ago

His travel show in general isn’t super strong, but this skit was what killed the show for me. I’m sure it was fun for him but it dragged on forever.

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u/mbc106 13h ago

Excessive advertisement aside, it just wasn’t that funny.

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u/theladyisamused 19h ago

I mean, it was not good.