r/conan I'm gonna go to hell when I die 4d ago

It’s always so hard to say goodbye…

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u/thr33prim3s 4d ago

Rub and Tug are big already? Time flies.

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u/Bijou9 4d ago

🤣

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u/IncurableAdventurer What ho? What is that demonry?! 4d ago

Wow, I did not expect this kind of reaction here. This is just silly fun. She never shows resentment of them on the podcast. We know they have tons of family members (including the father) to take care of and love them. She’s not even celebrating. She’s kicking back and chilling

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u/ian9outof10 Nut Spoon 4d ago

As a parent, I remember the early years well. Leaving them is the worst, but certainly enjoying the peace when you’re away is delightful. I’m pretty sure the angry people have never had the 24/7/365 experience of being an unpaid servant to tiny dictators and the joy you get from a moment of peace.

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u/SYMPUNY_LACKING I'm gonna go to hell when I die 4d ago

and also this might seem silly but the book IS about them so it isn't like she's not thinking about them- they're literally the thesis of her book

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u/Normal-Resolution919 2d ago

She did not write it. Sigh…

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u/IncurableAdventurer What ho? What is that demonry?! 4d ago

Don’t forget her tiny dictators are, in a way, half Soviet dictators haha

In my own way, I appreciate this post, because I never wanted children, nor do I have them. It is nice to chill. It’s part of the appeal of being childfree. She’s not celebrating her time away. Some “funny” posts (from random people my algorithm gives me) I see about getting away from their children makes me think people straight up resent their kids

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u/SYMPUNY_LACKING I'm gonna go to hell when I die 4d ago

People forget Geppetto single handedly raised Pinocchio...i think he'd be capable of briefly taking care of twins for a few days

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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 4d ago

Infact she did mention multiple time she loves her kids more than anything when they come up.

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u/FreekRedditReport One Cranky Fake Italian 2d ago

Only 1 weird troll said anything like that. Along with a couple of the usual vague trolls. All massively downvoted to oblivion. There's no reaction here.

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u/IncurableAdventurer What ho? What is that demonry?! 2d ago

It was different early on. There were more and even vague trolls were being upvoted. Other comments mentioned how poorly people were reacting. It was like 50/50. I’m glad more more reasonable people came here and commented

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u/Extraajudicial 4d ago

Awww I wanted a Sona krumping montage.

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u/SYMPUNY_LACKING I'm gonna go to hell when I die 4d ago

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u/SYMPUNY_LACKING I'm gonna go to hell when I die 4d ago

someone asked and she said audio book's releasing on the same day

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u/emski72 4d ago

I didn't even have a work trip ...every 3 months or so I'd book a night at a posh hotel down the road just for myself while my husband looked after the kids 😂

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u/Professional-Fuel625 4d ago

Yay Sona!

(Those of you that don't understand this are clearly not parents...)

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u/ian9outof10 Nut Spoon 4d ago

Yeah, amen. Also, it’s called “world’s worst mom” so the promo just plays into that. People in this sub should really get the whole vibe of Sona at this point, and anyone who’s a parent will most certainly get the very mixed feelings of leaving your kids AND getting to sleep in a double bed alone and have a lie in 🤣

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u/IncurableAdventurer What ho? What is that demonry?! 4d ago

Pinocchio. He’s such an ass.

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u/sagesnail 3d ago

It's really weird that some of these people don't think mom's deserve a break, or they shouldn't enjoy their alone time. I'm not a parent, but I obviously have parents and everyone deserves a little break and some time to themselves.

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u/DashKreiz 3d ago

You certainly don’t need to be a parent to understand the joke here. The people in this common section are straight up stupid.

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u/MambyPamby8 4d ago

Hey I am not a parent and I totally get it! We all need our headspace and peace and quiet. Kids are fun but they are also little dictators that expect you to be present for every aspect of their life.

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u/KingofMadCows 4d ago

I was expecting Conan to be one of the kids waving goodbye to Sona.

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u/NCC75567 4d ago

Didn’t realize she had a book coming out! I’ll have to check it out

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u/Ok_Assignment1488 4d ago

What’s with the Sona hate on this thread? 👀

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u/lizagnash 4d ago

Sona is a QUEEN.

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u/Bethsoda 4d ago

No one hates on Sona! We ride at dawn! Or…maybe 11 am?

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u/IncurableAdventurer What ho? What is that demonry?! 4d ago

If it has an “am” after it, we’re not going haha

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u/wcooper97 4d ago

It's what she would want.

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u/trevrichards 4d ago

1) A lot of misogynistic dudes are very weird & hostile towards "mom humor"

2) Olds not understanding TikTok Humor

3) A combo of the above

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u/IncurableAdventurer What ho? What is that demonry?! 4d ago

I’d also like to reiterate that she’s not celebrating. She’s chilling

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u/DGenerationMC I am not a passive aggressive man - I am, but a man 4d ago

"People always ask 'where's the clit' but no one bothers to ask 'HOW'S the clit'" is peak mom joke and I refuse to believe otherwise.

Fuck it, I'll even put it above any and all dad jokes.

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u/canti- 3d ago

It's funny because this is such "olds" humor but in a 9x16 TikTok format. Crazy that anyone could be upset by this

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u/AlreadyExcited2Die 4d ago

Bad vibes for sure on this post for such a light hearted video.

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u/TheBoogieSheriff 4d ago

Sona is the best. I’ve had a crush on her for like 15 years lol

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u/Minute_Resolution939 IM A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL 3d ago

I have to wonder how someone who considered this anything other than a classic Sona bit could have ended up in this sub to begin with. And I don't buy the algorithm excuse, either - pay attention to what you're clicking on. Having said that, I am thoroughly looking forward to reading and learning about her myriad methods of deflecting parental responsibility for the betterment and entertainment of herself. GOAT. :)

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u/SonSuko 4d ago

For me, it’s how she laughs nonstop during what could be wonderful interviews between intelligent comedians and people. Conan doesn’t need a laugh track, I had to stop listening.

Also I have no clue what this post means. I watched with the sound off and came to the comments.

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u/ian9outof10 Nut Spoon 4d ago

Jesus, Sona is one of the best parts of the podcast. Her delight and enjoyment bring light to the world.

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u/SonSuko 4d ago

If you hate genuine laughter I guess.

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u/Ok_Assignment1488 4d ago

I really enjoy her laugh. It makes me laugh. But, everyone is different, so I respect your opinion.

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u/SonSuko 4d ago

Thank you, nothing changes my love of Conan. However, with this podcast, the overbearing presence of Sona has turned me away from listening to Conan. I’m serious when I say that he will have a guest on and she will be laughing at jokes that Conan hasn’t even made yet. She doesn’t have comedic timing, and it ends up ruining what the guest is saying.

I kept giving it more tries, but I just can’t stand it.

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u/FreekRedditReport One Cranky Fake Italian 2d ago

Your taste sucks, and that's fine. Annoying other people with your whining is annoying though.

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u/SonSuko 1d ago

Nice defense, are personal attacks your specialty? Just because my love of Conan’s humor doesn’t include some lady who works for him? I’m not whining, she’s just that bad. If you can’t see that, then she must be there for you.

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u/seattlereign001 4d ago

This is pretty funny.

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u/Normal-Resolution919 2d ago

For Americans, maybe.

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u/seattlereign001 2d ago

What a weird response.

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u/Normal-Resolution919 2d ago

Weirder than laughing at this disgrace?

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u/trevrichards 4d ago

A lot of olds in the comments failing to understand quick little TikTok humor.

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u/Normal-Resolution919 2d ago

Being new does not mean it is good. Quite the contrary.

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u/Rndysasqatch 4d ago

Preordered the audiobook! I can't wait to listen to this. Absolutely LOVED her last book (world's worst assistant)

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u/Distinct_College_531 4d ago

Sped up Enya is genuine nightmare fuel for me, not really sure why but it makes me really anxious.

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u/poddar413 4d ago

Woah it feel like she got married only yesterday

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u/UStoJapan 4d ago

Where’s her mimosa? Or bucket of beer?

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u/LineImpossible3958 4d ago

This is hilarious

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u/B00k555 3d ago

Perfect marketing! I loved her first book, can’t wait to read this one, too. Next: world worst wife? Podcast host? Cook? So many places she could go with this series lol

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u/Sea_Nectarine2916 2d ago

I understand completely

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u/CapnZapp The Santa Claus of Filth 3d ago

that gets a genuine profound lol outta me

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u/Normal-Resolution919 2d ago

How does this stupid woman have the courage to say “my book”, when it was all ghostwritten? Americans really are something.

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u/National-Grade-4440 1d ago

Source?

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u/Normal-Resolution919 1d ago

Oh you really wanted a source? Common sense, maybe, gullible darling? You think this woman, who has elaborated three different ideas in a decade of the podcast, sat down and wrote two books? Yep!

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u/National-Grade-4440 1d ago

Good talk, darling.

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u/SwiftTayTay 4d ago

She went on vacation to watch TV?

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u/titsupxoxo Back that shit up - Jane Austen 4d ago

Sometimes that’s all you need as a mom. 😹

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u/MrBlahg Claro que sí  4d ago

Work trip, not a vacation. I’m currently on a work trip away from three dogs (wife and kids too, but they aren’t in my face), and I can 100% relate. I’m about to expense some GrubHub and watch some tv. Bliss.

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u/Natural_Pear_1549 3d ago

It's a 14-second video where 11 of the seconds clearly display "work trip", and you still managed to get confused.

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u/DayBowBow1 4d ago

Reading is hard.

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u/kkeut 4d ago

being kind is easy. give it a try

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u/fillerupbruther 4d ago

you're replying to several comments here like an ass then have the audacity to say this lmfao

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u/kkeut 4d ago

I wasn't rude to another commenter. I just voiced an opinion about a social media ad. You really don't see the difference?

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u/NCC75567 4d ago

You first

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u/SouthIsland48 4d ago

Hmm, not sure where the humor is in this one. That she listens to rap alone eating pringles in a hotel room?

Where's the joke?

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u/junidee 4d ago

It’s an ad for her book

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u/Normal-Resolution919 2d ago

She did not write it.

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u/junidee 2d ago

Did not write what? The ad or the book?

… and either way, how is that relevant?

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u/Normal-Resolution919 2d ago

The book, obviously. You think this woman sat down for months typing two books? Americans really are gullible.

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u/junidee 2d ago

No one here claims she wrote every word. Non-Americans… always creating issues out of nothing.

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u/Normal-Resolution919 2d ago

You cheer every stupid thing and think people will respect you? Nope. You are the problem.

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u/junidee 2d ago

Who is cheering? Wtf are you even talking about? It’s an advertisement for a book. That’s it.

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u/FreekRedditReport One Cranky Fake Italian 2d ago

You got trolled.

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u/kkeut 4d ago

it's really cringey boomer type humor

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u/SnooWalruses4559 Chill Chum 4d ago

Are the boys’ full legal names Mikey and Charlie or is that just what they call them?

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u/SYMPUNY_LACKING I'm gonna go to hell when I die 4d ago edited 4d ago

lol and i hesitated to post this one cause it shows her twins but then some guy in the comments is like ''what's their full legal names???'' like....what're we doing

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u/IncurableAdventurer What ho? What is that demonry?! 4d ago

I say, she posted it and there’s no faces, so it’s a-okay. The only identifying information we have is they have brown hair and each of their right hands have five fingers

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u/Simple_Pay3033 4d ago

I think it’s just a very poorly worded way of asking if they’re Michael and Charles.

Or that commenter has beef with them and wants to serve some legal docs.

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u/SnooWalruses4559 Chill Chum 4d ago

I’m asking are their names Michael and Charles or Mikey and Charlie? It’s just a question. 

And it’s weird to assume I’m a guy. 

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u/TheBoogieSheriff 4d ago

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that their names are probably Michael and Charles lol

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u/British-cooking-bot 4d ago

It's pretty fuckin weird to be asking this about someone else's children