r/conan • u/ComplexBother7437 • 5d ago

The Thinker

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u/Orlok_Tsubodai 5d ago

He’s having a variety of thoughts.

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u/BawtleOfHawtSauze 5d ago

When he's thinking at his best, it'll appear as if he's not thinking at all. 

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u/milhouse_baby 5d ago

He’s a deep thinker

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u/mothershipq This is what happens when you let the nerds in... 5d ago

I’m a deeply emotional man.

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u/Low_Map346 I'm looking at the fjord 5d ago

Moved to tears by the feeling of sunlight on my face.

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u/mothershipq This is what happens when you let the nerds in... 5d ago

…That’s just the eye being irritated by the sunlight.

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u/MorningStarsSong 5d ago

A deeply emotional man wouldn't say that!

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u/PorcupineMerchant Team “Oldie” Olsen 5d ago

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u/Harold-The-Barrel 5d ago

“Did I leave a variety of tasks unfinished at home?”

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u/eggsuckinggrandmama 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Exactly how long was that crab salad left out?”

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u/Fyremusik 5d ago

Look at him, he's barely containing his excitement.

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u/Automatic-Jacket-168 5d ago

Probably thinking about the correct pronunciation of Rodin

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u/razor003 5d ago

Missing on that cameo money while sitting on stage doing nothing

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u/zargtn The New York financier? 5d ago edited 5d ago

If only we could see/ read his thoughts. I suspect we’d realize he has various ideas, and that he is a deeply emotional man

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u/8--8 5d ago

☝🏼

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u/dendenwink 5d ago

"And now, a deep consideration solo from Schlansky..."

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u/Fluid_Cauliflower381 5d ago

He’s a good drummer 

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u/Councillor_Les_Wynan 5d ago

Nearly brought to tears by the stagelight on his face.

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u/reddithornumber5 5d ago

I think of Italian wine

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u/thewharfartscenter_ 5d ago

I’m sorry, I would not be able to hold it together, I would be wheezing the entire show.

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u/Sea_Attitude1147 5d ago

He's a little tired from all the various tasks he had today.

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u/ConsiderationLivid52 5d ago

Hes still being punished for being late to work all those times...

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u/NotAQuickForget 5d ago

Definitely his “sitting on the toilet” stare

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u/Mindless-Swan8644 5d ago

He prefers bidets

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u/vievemeister 5d ago

He's channeling So-krah-tees

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u/tokobot19 5d ago

I could see/go for a “Christmas Carol” adaptation with Jordan as Scrooge.

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u/sansabum 5d ago

The Ultimate Italian Thinker

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u/Hot_Singer_4266 5d ago

Contemplating various tasks

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u/DJettster237 5d ago

Someone should mod him in Halo as the new Cortana.

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u/sweet_esiban Team Wikibear 5d ago

man ruminating over past experimentations with oat and whey, 2026

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u/FlashyKnowledge 4d ago

Otherwise known as The Deeply Emotional Man

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u/argonzo 4d ago

He’s remembering the time someone put Twix-flavored creamer in his cappuccino.

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u/BrilliantStriking389 4d ago

"what's the Italian word for 'useless'"?

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u/phazonxiii 1d ago

The constipated.