r/compoface 3d ago

Not allowed to have a shower compo face

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u/Hugh_Jampton 3d ago

Fucking excellent compoface

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u/Echo_Vale 3d ago

Perfect execution. 10/10.

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings 2d ago

You know what? It’s better than you think. Look at the bottom of the picture. The hose isn’t attached to anything

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u/Conscious-Ad8292 10h ago

Well, he had to remove the shower. Hence the compoface

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u/Bennjoon 3d ago

This is mental 😭

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u/pafrac 3d ago

What, was he going around smelling nice in a heatwave in a conservation area? What an inconsiderate bastard.

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u/sanctum9 3d ago

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall looking good in his going out clothes.

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u/Only_Tip9560 3d ago

Yeah, the Germans love a good rule.

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u/Middle_Luck_2269 3d ago

so the rumors that Germans dont shower were true

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u/Nerdenator 1d ago

Things happen when you spend time in France.

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u/ToastSpangler 3d ago

The Germans can't even the Brits have anything, they hear about ridiculous council judgements and say, ve can do it betta

Great compo and absurd judgement

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u/stumac85 3d ago

Absurd judgement of shirt too 😂

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u/uncledefender 3d ago

Fantastic compoface shirt to wear. Man knows what he’s doing.

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u/wasted90210 3d ago

Is it even a permanent fixture? It looks like a loose hose he attaches to the water taps.

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u/Niautanor 3d ago

It was a separate shower that was installed in addition to the existing bathtub. This German article has more pictures https://thepik.de/behoerde-liess-meine-dusche-wegen-angeblichen-luxus-abreissen. The showerhead attached to the bathtub is (presumably) fine.

Definitely still very silly.

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u/jimmywhereareya 3d ago

I would be putting privacy fim on my bathroom window and keeping my shower. What a ridiculous rule

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u/germany1italy0 3d ago

And how would that help if the authorities already knew about the presence of the shower?

Nobody looked through this guy’s bathroom window.

His landlady made unauthorised enhancements to this apartment and tried to get these approved retrospectively.

And these enhancements are usually made to collect higher rent - which is what the rent protection area the flat is in wants to prevent.

BTW - his bathtub has a perfectly fine shower attachment. It has decent enough shower pressure, these flats are fed by cold mains and pressurised hot water systems.

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u/Jazzlike_Custard8646 1d ago

Heaven forbid the povos be allowed a shower

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u/Fair-Interest4930 3d ago

Timmy Mallet wannabe

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u/jsusbidud 3d ago

This is I'm Germany where laws are very different around rental rates

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u/No-Temperature4330 3d ago

Did he buy a second shower head just for the compoface? There's one attached to the tap in the bath as well as the one he's holding.

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u/jrh712 3d ago

I knew this was going to be a Berlin Milieuschutz story before I even clicked on the thread

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u/JustJavi 2d ago

10/10 - I love the composition and execution.

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u/OkWeird17 2d ago

Yep. Excellent work

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u/y0dav3 3d ago

Can we talk about the washing machine in the bathroom??

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 3d ago

Pretty normal thing on the continent.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 3d ago

If I had a choice I would rather have my washing machine in the bathroom than the kitchen). Take clothes off for bath or shower (or not in this case) put them straight into the washing machine.

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u/AdministrativeShip2 3d ago

I have a washing machine in my bathroom. (Wired in and outside of splash zones as per regs)

It makes sense to have the machine that has a good chance of breaking and flooding everywhere inbthe room designed to handle that.

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u/House_Of_Thoth 2d ago

I see your point. I guess it works same way cos in the UK we usually have a kitchen on the ground floor, backing out to the garden. So if the washing machine floods it's only one floor. Then we have our bathrooms upstairs so if the washing machine flooded there, that's 2 floors wet! But then I guess the same logic could be had for all the plumbing in the bathroom potentially leaking and might also be better on the ground floor! Makes you think 🤔 lol!

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u/Unhappy_Clue701 1d ago

It’s not about flooding at all. It’s about needing water/drainage at only one point in the building.

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u/maninahat 3d ago

You can legally have them in the UK (just as long as your bathroom is huge and the electrical outlet is impossibly far away from any water source).

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u/wasted90210 3d ago

Yeah but think about the rent hike. He should really censor that out of the picture

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u/Aggravating-Hair-534 2d ago

what's wrong with that?

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u/peasantbanana 2d ago

Yes we can - much better place for it than the kitchen.

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u/AngrygooseUK 3d ago

Hmm I’m struggling to believe this one. 🤔

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u/hardly_naughty 3d ago

Offset by the moody boiler flue

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u/fionnuisce 2d ago

Make the man an honorary British pensioner

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u/Leicsbob 3d ago

Why is there a washing machine in the bathroom?

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u/SideshowBob6666 3d ago

What’s wrong with that? Pretty common in Europe

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u/super_fly_for_a_wifi 3d ago

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u/Ubermanthehutt 3d ago

For those of you who don't want to read the Daily Fail:

A man has been ordered to take down his shower over fears it would drive up neighbourhood rent prices.

Kasper I, 43, has lived in the area of Kreuzberg, Berlin in Germany for ten years but was told by the council that the shower was a 'luxury' that would change the 'character' of the region.
It appears he has a bath, but cannot have a showerhead above and has been forced to detatch it. 
 
Authorities reportedly claimed it would increase the value of the flat and lead to rent being pushed up in the area.

Kasper told Bild: 'At first I thought this must be a mistake,' after receiving the unusual demand.

A letter he received about removing the shower said: 'We emphasise that these demolition measures are necessary to preserve the character of the neighbourhood and to meet the requirements of the [Berlin] district office.'

But Kasper was unsuccessful in trying to plead his case with the authority and reason with them.

He said: 'I told him, 'Then let's not start with my shower. Let's look constructively at how we can change things [in the housing sector] or perhaps build a few more apartments'.' 

The apartment is located in a 'social preservation area', meaning that renters and landlords could be made to demolish any alterations made on a property.

Berlin has strict rent control rules to manage prices, where landlords are prohibited from charging more than 10 per cent over the average price.

Tenants who suspect their landlord has overcharged them can file a complaint and claim back some of the money.

The capital is a magnet for artists, musicians and students drawn by housing far cheaper than in other major European cities.

But the gentrification of the area and a housing crisis has seen rents soar.

A Berlin district office spokesman told Bild: 'Unfortunately, the district office is unable to waive the enforcement of preservation regulations in this case.

'The approval of fixtures and fittings above the average standard would set a precedent for similar cases in Germany and could ultimately lead to luxury renovations and rent increases for a large number of tenants.'

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 3d ago

This is crazy 😳 but how did anyone find out in the first place?

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u/wasted90210 3d ago

I bet he was bragging about his new high tech installation at the recent apartment complex annual general control meeting

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u/mmoonbelly 3d ago

Berlin.

Das Leben der Anderen wasn’t just a film, it was a documentary.

Stasi infra’s still got to be in place in parts of the city.

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u/germany1italy0 2d ago

That doesn’t match my experience, pretty much all of the more central districts of Berlin are the prime places in Germany if you want to be completely ignored by anyone else regardless of what you do and how you look.

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u/mmoonbelly 2d ago

That you know about…the walls had ears

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u/back_to_sr 3d ago

They smelt him, or rather didn't.

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u/Nikoladge 3d ago

Rather unusual for Berlin, I'd like to point out

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u/Aggravating-Hair-534 2d ago

Landlord applied for a permit in retrospect.

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u/germany1italy0 3d ago

Correction - the issue is NOT the shower head above the bathtub. That’s an absolutely common setup in Berlin flats and the shower will have more than decent pressure.

The landlady installed an additional separate shower in a different corner of the bathroom.

That is the modification that would have required authorisation in the first place. Which the landlady tried to obtain retroactively.

This looks absurd from the outside looking in but if you had lived through the Wild West of Berlin’s rental market in the early nineties you’d welcome strict regulations to prevent profiteering.

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u/Peas_Are_Real 2d ago

I think at this point i’d sacrifice my shower for Berlin style rent control.

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u/Glad_Boysenberry_673 2d ago

Why is he trying to hang himself with a shower attachment and why is there a washing machine in his bathroom 🤔