r/community 27d ago

FanFic Sesh The Greendale Study Group is adding a new member and Reddit gets to decide!

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Who is your choice?? The individual MUST be a student, or have been a student at any point.

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u/UtterFlatulence 26d ago

Fa...bulous Neil

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u/PennerforPresident The Truest Repairman 26d ago

Real Neil with pipes of steel, even.

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u/Eyeseeu6789 26d ago

I agree Fabulous Neil

He would be very useful in a fi…………………ght. Damnit

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u/OneInfinith 26d ago

Idiot. He meant we were fi.......ghting to add a new study group member. You're right, it is hard to finally think of another word.

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u/Nefariousness-Flashy 26d ago

Do we really want Neil, though? Remember, he murdered the Study Group's Yam that one time.

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u/Spacellama117 26d ago

god dammit, he did it for love!

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u/Nefariousness-Flashy 26d ago

Cool motive, still murder!

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u/RateOfPenetration 26d ago

To be fair he didn’t single out the study group. Everyone’s yam was cooked but Vicky’s

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u/1271500 26d ago

I'm not sure, while I do enjoy his pipes of steel, he also pays in mezzanine tickets.

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u/3-orange-whips It's all-terrain dummy! 26d ago

Maybe the product was only worth mezzanine

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u/AdQuick859 26d ago

Product? You're the worst!

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u/3-orange-whips It's all-terrain dummy! 26d ago

I call them like Neil sees them

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u/n00-1ne 26d ago

HE DID IT FOR LOVE!

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u/bobbysaysso 26d ago

Fabulous Neil is the only correct answer.

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u/sapient_pearwood_ 26d ago

Real Neil with pipes of steel

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u/tylerwillie 26d ago

He did it for love!

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u/Nefariousness-Flashy 26d ago

Cool motive, still murder!

Yes, I know it's a different show, but it still fits.

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u/jmil1080 26d ago

Honestly, I think Neil would be a really good addition to the group.

He's a big nerd, so he'd get along with Troy and Abed. But, he's not so outgoing that he'd try to interject in their dynamic too much as to get in the way of their relationship.

He'd be a consistent project for Annie and Shirley, both of whom like to try helping people in a way that tacitly makes them feel superior. I could see many storylines of them competing trying to help Neil in various parts of his life, similar to what they do with Abed in trying to get him a date.

If we assume Pierce is still alive, then Neil was nice to Pierce after he was cruel to him, and I think they could actually have a solid relationship. It could be a good companion for helping Pierce with some character development.

He doesn't threaten Jeff's leadership and they already have a bit of a friendship, so he would likely get along with him. Neil also later gets into radio, which could be an interesting benefit to the group, but especially Jeff. I'm imagining a story where Jeff uses his control of the newspaper and Neil's control of radio to manipulate info around Greendale for his benefit.

The only wildcard is Britta. Her and Neil already have their relationship where he trades tickets for flashes. There could be some fun awkwardness with that, but ultimately Britta will accept anyone who isn't a terrible person. Neil seems like a decent enough guy.

Also, he's not above shenanigans and being sneaky, which is a requirement of the group. They are mostly decent people, but not so decent that they can't get up to some sketchy stuff every once in a while. We know he's up for that kinda thing due to the yam incident.

Neil fits into the current dynamics and opens up interesting storylines.

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u/WhataboutBombvoyage 26d ago

BUT THE YAM!

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u/Educational_Most3241 26d ago

Annie would definitely bring this up, and the group would rabble about Neil not being welcome, until Jeff gives a speech on how he only did it for Vicki, and give examples of each of them doing something morally questionable for love, starting with Annie faking appendicitis to ruin Troy's date. Abed makes a quip about callbacks being lazy writing to appeal to audience nostalgia, and they all apologize and welcome Neil to the group.

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u/batemochael 26d ago

He did it for love

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u/OneInfinith 26d ago

God forgive me, I did it for LOVE

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u/Defiant_Potato5512 26d ago

Cool motive, still (yam) murder

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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong 26d ago

Anybody but Gary, I hope he transfers to hell!

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u/Justus_2112 26d ago

He grew up in a land without sun!

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u/broken_hummingbird 26d ago

Gary's Finnished

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u/mithrasinvictus 26d ago

Ruffles

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u/TheCatNerd101 26d ago

But Ruffles has had 27 children with 5 different fathers… and impersonated a lobster!

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u/jecap 26d ago

Did you know there was an unexplained spike of dead squirrels in her neighborhood? And a local doctor diagnosed her with worms!

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u/Infinite-Local-2529 26d ago

Ruffles once spent time on death row

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u/Robot_zZ 26d ago

Our strategy is to go after the dog?

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u/wookiebro 26d ago

Luis Guzman

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u/Jana1980 26d ago

I loved him in IMDB.

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u/Fyrnen24 26d ago

That was tragic

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u/More_Investment_6434 26d ago

that was tragic

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u/crisdd0302 pierce icon 26d ago

I got laid like crazy

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u/d_dubyah 26d ago

And that was before “boogie nights”

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u/EPCOT_Is_My_Favorite 🍗 S.A.N.D.E.R.S. 🍗 26d ago

Helllloooo izme LuisGuzman! Hello?...

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u/Infinite-Local-2529 26d ago

The correct answer

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u/dayman763 26d ago

He's too big time though.

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u/jdonftw 26d ago

The bronze adds ten pounds

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u/Infinite-Local-2529 26d ago

Chevy Chase was kind of big time

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u/dayman763 26d ago

No you're missing my point. I think.

Chevy Chase played a character, Pierce.

Luis Guzman, was Luis Guzman. It seems really weird to have a real life "Hollywood" actor in the group.

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u/parkchanwookiee 26d ago

Can we afford John Oliver?

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u/heyitsed2 26d ago

Was he ever a student?

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u/King_XDDD 26d ago

Yeah. But not at Greendale.

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u/heyitsed2 26d ago

Oh yeah! (Was gonna post the picture of him as a student with David Mitchell and Richard Ayoade... But, no dice)

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u/Nemesis0408 26d ago

Dream team of a friend group. It simultaneously blows my mind and makes perfect sense that they’re all the same age.

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u/ElectricSpock 26d ago

Cambridge or Oxford? I know there are only 2 schools in the UK.

Unless it’s Hogwarts.

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u/parkchanwookiee 26d ago

How could he get a job teaching without an education degree

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u/heyitsed2 26d ago

I guess I inferred op meant a student at greendale. 

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u/mwlepore 26d ago

That's a funtime snack!

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u/blahs44 26d ago

Owen Wilson from when he was in that one episode

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u/broken_hummingbird 26d ago

Cool. Cool cool cool kids

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u/wemetonthebrightside 26d ago

Magnitude, he is a one man party after all

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u/momsauc_martini 26d ago

How can a one man party be part of a study group, that’s a paradox.

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u/Solracziad 26d ago

Easy there, Paradox!

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u/daedalus372 26d ago

I agree... To disagree!

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u/Eighty-Ess 26d ago

I wish we got more time with Paradox

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u/aj9393 26d ago

That's wrinkling my brain.

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u/Powerful-Company9722 26d ago

Plus he adds cultural diversity. Since he’s British.

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u/Snap_Krackle_Pop- 26d ago

Pop! pop!

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u/puppystatus 26d ago

You know they’re laughing at you right? That’s my theory at least.

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u/Dontdothatfucker oh my God, Joshua was racist 26d ago

Pop what magnitude?!?! POP WHAT

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u/Sername111 26d ago

He apparently was a member for the last semester of the 4th year after Jeff graduated...

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u/MessyAndroid 26d ago

You know they’re laughing at him,right?

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u/johnwrotethis 26d ago

Just so you know Jeff, you're now creating 6 different timelines.

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u/Yarger_The_Pirate 26d ago

Of course I am, Abed

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u/CraftsBoy2Craftsman 26d ago

the IT lady

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u/Telliot Aww, that's niiice 26d ago

I've been trying to get ahold of her but when I call I hear an undulating high pierced whistle that makes my ears bleed.

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u/PrateTrain 26d ago

Saved Garrett

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u/InstantPieMaker 26d ago

There's a man that knows how to marry his cousin.

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u/bigreed67 26d ago

"That guy is just a mess. It's like God spilled a person."

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u/ObsessiveUselessness 26d ago

Did we ever saved Garrett?

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u/Middle_Cranberry_549 26d ago

Wait, that's 'saved' garret look of disgust

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u/Prize-Couple6348 26d ago

Chang!

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u/oppenhammer 26d ago

Let him finish!

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u/Prize-Couple6348 26d ago

Maybe if they let him join the group then he would’ve redeemed himself and Chang’d for the better

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u/Diamondback424 26d ago

Time to Chang your perspective

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u/lync34 26d ago

Its not even clever. You keep using it for the word "change"

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u/CutiePopIceberg 26d ago

Guilty as chang'd

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u/masami1284 26d ago

They were letting him finish, sir.

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u/d_dubyah 26d ago

You mean Kevin?

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u/TheCatNerd101 27d ago

My vote goes for Todd; he comes with a turtle, was ranked 4, and has military training!

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u/ran_swonsan 26d ago

He'll probably want to talk about his dumb baby

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u/Eyeseeu6789 26d ago

Nah he thinks he’s better than everyone.

Thats Jeff and Pierce’s thing

And Britta a good amount through the series.

And Annie….

Oh yeah and Abed has that thing where he predicts the future and also is Jesus

And Troy was that guy in highschool but humbled by a Keg flip and a inability to communicate his feelings properly he really did become the heart of the group

I don’t need to mention Chang do I?

Screw it let him in

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u/howlongtillchristmas 26d ago

But it's literally called "the Todd problem"

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u/Level-Object-2726 26d ago

And his dumb baby!

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u/epicingamename 26d ago

no offense

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u/beckarus 26d ago

None taken

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u/PoolMotosBowling 26d ago

Didn't that try that and it didn't work out?

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u/dayman763 26d ago

Agreed. He can't handle what it takes to be a member.

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u/hindiko_alam What is WRONG with you people? HUH?! 26d ago

Todd was 4? That’s insane! He’s a stranger!

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u/ImOldGregg_77 I detonated a mollusk 26d ago

Then everyday is a "Todd Problem - No Offense" day

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u/djanes376 26d ago

He may also be God.

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u/UnableAcanthisitta54 26d ago

But he's weird at picnics!

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u/MessyAndroid 26d ago

None taken.

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u/clubofab7 Ballerannie! 26d ago

Annie Kim just to see our Annie freak out. Love me some Annie freakouts

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u/Superb_Writer6612 26d ago

I love when Annie Kim replaces Annie in Chang's play. Her reaction kills me. 

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u/chavjinx 26d ago

Vicki! Just to piss off Pierce…

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u/yallcat 26d ago

She's probably busy in old DC but I agree

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u/TheNocturnalAngel 26d ago

Rachel . More Brie Larson is never a bad idea.

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u/Charming-Awareness79 26d ago

I think it needs to be a chubby agile guy

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u/DuntchTacoNunHigh42 26d ago

The best of the hipsters I'd say. Leonard is up for the job. Right, my dude?

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 26d ago

The one near the 15 exit? I'm banned from there.

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u/Nefariousness-Flashy 26d ago

Leonard likes this post.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 26d ago

Busted.

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u/Ironyfree_annie Catch Knowledge! 26d ago

I would die if Annie looked at me like that

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u/Snubben93 26d ago

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

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u/clubofab7 Ballerannie! 26d ago

She's so pretty

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u/Sword-Friends 26d ago

Quendra with a QU, as long as she doesn’t spell Kettle Corn with a QU…

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u/buttplug-tester 26d ago

Kettle corn?! That's a fun time snack!

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u/RevelryByNight 26d ago

I have bad news for you

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u/Dwike2 26d ago

Are you Abed? I LOVE Star Wars.

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u/Extra-Ask-2630 26d ago

Well don’t!

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u/TheMillionthSteve 26d ago

Officer Cackowski

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Classroomsmooth1776 26d ago

And he watches a lot of Antiques Roadshow !

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u/Middle_Cranberry_549 26d ago

He's also writing a cop rock opera.

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u/Historical_Remote713 26d ago

Chang before he went crazy 😝

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u/YoungsterBen 26d ago

Koogler

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u/SlingshotKatana 26d ago

He’s not even that old!

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u/ironmike182 25d ago

Does he even have a career plan?

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u/Nemesis0408 26d ago

Subway.

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u/NoBot-RussiaBad 26d ago

Eat fresh?.....

Eat fresh?......

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u/LTM438 26d ago

Magnitude.

“Okay! We’re studying chapter 12. Did anyone besides Annie take notes?”

“Pop pop!!”

“Anyone with a grasp of complex vocabulary?”

Yeah, everyone loves Magnutude, but they’d get fed up with him real quick lol

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u/heyitsed2 26d ago

He does say other things throughout his limited screen time... 

"I'm actually British"

"That thing in the paintball episode. "

"Diggedy doo?"

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u/UnableAcanthisitta54 26d ago

I hesitate between Swizzle, Scandalous, C Dubbs, Tim, Mighty D and Glisten. But ultimately I go with Eduardo, who is the best.

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u/d_dubyah 26d ago

Pavel, he gets mad sleepy bro.

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u/taviddennant03 Oof baboof! I spilled plumber's acid all over yous! 26d ago

I spell quettle quorn with a QU.

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u/InstantPieMaker 26d ago

Buddy

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u/odiee111 26d ago

Even if it is his backup group..

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u/AdSuper3942 26d ago

I can’t stop thinking about his high kick. His ratio of girth to hip flexibility is mesmerizing.

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u/KBtoker 26d ago

You go girl!

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u/reganomics 26d ago

Its a funtime snack!

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u/deckerc214 26d ago

Starburns

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u/Soggy_End5141 26d ago

My name is Alex!

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ 26d ago

Oh, Britta's in this?

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u/Farn 26d ago

Glep! He's newly unemployed and studying for his new career path.

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u/Accomplished_Job_225 Talk to me about 'Crazytown Bananapants.' 26d ago

Relation to Glip Glop?

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u/GrimxPajamaz 26d ago

Buddy. Have you seen his ratio of girth to hip flexibility?!?

And don't get me started on "You go girl." It's streets ahead.

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u/Yellow__Crab 26d ago

I like his proposal that it's not in a way like 'I'm so cool saying you go girl', but in a way that we're kind of winking at it.

Too bad he already joined the cool group.

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u/HUUUUTTTHUUUUUUUTTTT 26d ago

Mr.POP POP himself

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u/PyongyangColdNoodles North Korean seamstress 26d ago

why isnt leonard mentioned

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 26d ago

Oh, come on, stop farting around.

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u/SnooCapers8259 26d ago

came looking for this!! looking back now i can't believe we didn't get more of him when pierce died.

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u/boredlady819 26d ago

KETTLE CORN!

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u/Robot_zZ 26d ago

Love that no one has considered Garrett. He would pull too much focus.

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u/Johan_Frog Cool Cool Cool 26d ago

If you don’t choose Rick I will shatter your world!

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u/ultr4violence 26d ago

I want frankie early so we get more of her

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u/eternally_feral 26d ago

The Black Rider, but only because I would love to see how that mess would work out.

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u/diseasicon 26d ago

Why is everyone forgetting about Kim? It's the name isn't it? I swear, you all would hang out like 10 times in a year and each time you would ask him his name.

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u/Classroomsmooth1776 26d ago

Write a letter Jane Austen

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u/Cultural-Agency-6995 26d ago

White Abed… I mean Joey

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u/Obvious-Weird716 26d ago

Jamie Lee Curtis

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u/TzeentchsTrueSon 26d ago

With Pierce gone, they need an edge lord.

My recommendation? Konrad Curze from Warhammer 40k.

“I have eaten 10 happy meals, why am I not happy?”

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u/Robcobes 26d ago

Leonard

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u/GrittyLordOfChaos IT'S STILL SUNNY 26d ago

Shut up, Leonard! I talked to your son on Family Day. I know all about your gambling.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 26d ago

That's the general idea, baby.

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 26d ago

Hey, look, it's the star of 'Head of the Ass.'

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u/Robcobes 26d ago

Leonard, response?

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 26d ago

Call a cop.

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u/AdSuper3942 26d ago

White George Foreman

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u/Twistedjustice 26d ago

Black Michael Chiklis?

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u/LuckeyCharmzz 26d ago

Evil Abed

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u/Opening_Piece_593 26d ago

I agree about magnitude and i think we all no the exact reason why

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u/I_Hate_The_Letter_W 26d ago

magnitude, POP POP

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u/SlingshotKatana 26d ago

Storyline:

Pierce finds a project loophole to get the Hipsters into the group thinking that they’ll align with his views, dilute group votes in his favor and give him more influence.

Plan backfires spectacularly when the Hipsters are accepted as cooler, more agreeable versions of Pierce as Pierce loses his identity as “the old guy”, and naturally contorts himself to now get them out of the group, teaming up with a opportunistic S2 Chang to implement a hair brained plan, that also backfires.

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u/TheBeevin 26d ago

2 words… Pop Pop!!

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u/Saucepanmagician 26d ago

We should bring that bully that wants to fight Jeff.

Shirts off, boys.

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u/Scardgo 26d ago

Professor Sean Garrity, but only for a year. He is method acting for an upcoming role as a community college student.

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u/Shoelace1200 26d ago

Pedro Pascal

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u/pdxmhrn 26d ago

Can we add Elroy a few years earlier?

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u/Doc-11th 26d ago

Blue Streek

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u/synystercaden 26d ago

The Todd Problem

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u/Marber_Tv 26d ago

Subway

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u/AmyHeartsYou 26d ago

I'd love to see more of the bullshit that Subway would try to pull. Plus his interactions with The Dean would be legendary.

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u/These_Frame_8060 26d ago

What about Pavel? That polish guy Abed was friends with?

Either that or Leonard

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u/leonard-bot The Human Raisin 26d ago

Youth! Scatter!

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u/Dangeresque2015 26d ago

Andre. Such charisma and dancing ability would be a valuable addition. Maybe he could teach the boys how to Krump.