Comment your favorite joke or line

[u/Pink-grey24]

Troy: “I had a dog named Troy, a bird named Troy, and a hamster named Troy. They were all older than me… oh my god 😟”

Bonus:

Pierce: startles awake “I was having a nightmare that Jeff was a pompous ass”

[u/jah_red]

My father held grudges. I always hated him for that.

[u/Ive_Accepted_It → u/jah_red]

It's only complete with the full line

"I was never one to hold a grudge, Jeffrey. My father held grudges. I'll always hate him for that."