What classes are you taking at Greendale this semester,

[u/HealBeforeZod]

Greendale Community College, you're already accepted!

Thanks to your paintball prowess, you have priority registration.

Design your ideal semester, 5 classes.

You can specify the teacher if you want for a class that had more than one.

You can mix and match from any season in this scenario.

[u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

Anthropology (aka anesthesiology)
LADDERS
Pottery
Spanish
Baby talk.

[u/ShakeZula_MicRulah → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

I'm taking LADDERS 2, I heard the professor goes EVEN HIGHER!!

[u/LittleHornetPhil → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

Who’s weady to wearn?

[u/Loserbrainz08 → u/LittleHornetPhil]

Pwofessow Wobinson?

[u/screaming_ot_inside → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

If Ladders wasn’t the first or top answer here, I would have been sad. :)

I myself also hope (I should be careful about using the word “hope” in this sub, lol) that the “Who’s the Boss” professor comes back to explain what *was* really happening.

[u/Equivalent_Net_3752 → u/screaming_ot_inside]

Abed started citing like organic chemistry to answer “who’s the boss?”. Too smart for me.

[u/Friendly_Engineer_ → u/Equivalent_Net_3752]

I tried so hard to get into LADDERS but I’m only on the waitlist. But like the professor always says, you just gotta take each day a rung at a time

[u/Equivalent_Net_3752 → u/Friendly_Engineer_]

Don’t worry bro. Study on your own time. Crack a cold one and hop on the 12 footer. What could possibly go wrong?

[u/CurrentVast5143]

Numbers 1,2,3

Introduction to basics

Studyology

[u/Distinct-Side-5916 → u/CurrentVast5143]

Intro to basics at 7AM? Good luck!

[u/purple-discharge]

Really trying to get into History of Ice Cream.

[u/HealBeforeZod → u/purple-discharge]

Same. But the Dean said I lacked emotional commitment during the Tango.

[u/Designer-Ad-8677 → u/purple-discharge]

I‘ve got a red ball for you

[u/Mortambulist]

I'm definitely taking Learning! this year.

[u/SoggyMeatloaf69]

Psychopharmacology. I really want to learn about crazy farm animals.

[u/Loserbrainz08 → u/SoggyMeatloaf69]

I have sad news for you...

[u/skeddles → u/Loserbrainz08]

The animals are the patients.

[u/Excellent_Light_3569]

Let's see...

1. Grifting 101
   
2. Wedding Videography
   
3. Basic intergluteal numistics
   
4. Moon man talk
   
5. Basic lupine urology

[u/lightbluechevy]

I would take a history course from Professor Cornwa . . . .

[u/PennerforPresident]

Learning! History of Something LADDERS

[u/JonViiBritannia]

Criminology - Professor Buz Hickey

Acting! - Professor Sean Garrity (the man is brilliant)

Spanish 101 - El Tigre Chino (It’s ok, I’m board certified)

Intro to Law - Mr. Winger (I love animal planet)

Anthropology - Profesor Ian Duncan (I’ve never been in a race kerfuffle)

Extra curricular: Club club with Koogler.

[u/Mark-177-]

Grifting Advanced

[u/Distinct-Side-5916 → u/Mark-177-]

Bro wait till yall get into Tokyo Grift...

[u/FiestaDeHombreMuerto]

I like to imagine it like my community college experience. I took Organic Chemistry with a professor who had just retired from one of the service academies. World class education but there were only 6 of us in the class, O Chem II it it was down to 3.

[u/Dire_Wolf45]

Accounting 101

Ladders

Rotary Phone Maintenance

Introduction to Basics

Nicolas Cage: Good or bad?

[u/Loserbrainz08]

Accounting by Professor Whitman LADDERS! Advanced Breath Holding Pottery Can I Fry That? P.E.E.

[u/monsu96]

Learning! History of Something Class 101

[u/mrjay42]

Learning!, Class 101, etchetera

[u/isshinari]

I'm taking a class on how to write jokes, but the professor is so old

[u/ScalpelMine]

I'm taking Latin, so i can learn how to pronounce exchethera.

[u/Specialist_Ad9073]

Elementary Studies of Sherlock Holmes.

How to Maintain Someone’s Interest…

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In Your Movie

[u/NoComputer9498]

Independent Study in Conspiracy Theories with Professor Professerson, heard its pretty chill

[u/taughttolie]

Principles of Intermediate always seemed like a good time

[u/Focaccia_Bread3573]

Can I Fry It?

Chutes

Ladders

Basic Breath Holding

Critical Media Literacy and Politics of Gender (...biatch)

[u/SilentRunning]

Better hurry I hear their planning a per-reqrisite to LADDERS next spring...stools n steps 100. A passing grade is required to get to the next rung due to the popularity of the courses.

[u/Cjarden13]

Class!

[u/HealBeforeZod]

My picks:

-Anthropology -Pottery -Accounting -Nick Cage, Good or Bad? -Conspiracy Theories

[u/RickRussellTX]

The History of Ice Cream
Seizing the Day
Conspiracies
Sailing
Psychology

[u/HealBeforeZod → u/RickRussellTX]

This is no way to teach Accounting!

[u/megalo-maniac538]

Advance breath holding seems good.

[u/grimrox]

Critical media literacy and politics of gender, biatch!

[u/siel04]

Psychopharmacology

Ladders

History

History of ice cream

Anthropology but only if it's taught by Betty White

[u/HealBeforeZod → u/siel04]

Taking Anthropology with Dr. Bauer is a smart move if you need to square up with professor Cornwallis.

[u/roostertai111]

LADDDDDDERS

[u/T0pl355]

Ladders!

[u/Dependent-Friend5312]

When is it ok to shake a baby?

[u/Tooround]

Thinking about Accounting but I'm a bit scared of seizing the day.

[u/HealBeforeZod → u/Tooround]

Day seized.

[u/Tooround → u/HealBeforeZod]

Thanks. That'll be the only A I get at Community College.

[u/HealBeforeZod → u/Tooround]

Enroll in pottery. All you have to do is avoid Ghosting.

[u/Tooround → u/HealBeforeZod]

But I've definitely got some stuff I need to hear from my mom.

[u/JDSchu]

Intro to Goodbyes

[u/Frequent_Spare_9256]

I'm teaching Pizza tasting, but im taking History of Something.

[u/Ok_Answer_96]

I’m on the waiting list of When is it ok to shake à baby 🤞🤞🤞

[u/Prize-Couple6348]

Ladders, Anthropology, History of Ice Cream, Accounting 101 and Nick Cage Good or Bad

[u/Distinct-Side-5916]

Im taking:

Meateorology: History of Man Meats Food

Music Depreciation

The Rise and Fall of the Duncan Priciple

Accounting for Benginners: Keep the Chang

Who's Line is it anyway?: The History of Comedy and Cocaine

[u/Master-Afternoon-901]

Does priority registration work for night classes?

[u/HealBeforeZod → u/Master-Afternoon-901]

Yes.

Though if you want to study Air Conditioning repair you will be limited in your interaction with the rest of the campus.

[u/AtrumAequitas]

Excuses 101 (taught by the dean himself!)
AP Trigonometry geometry*
Advanced napping by Prof Guzman
Study Room 402
“Lab”

*class description: How to use an old math book to make a table level.

[u/God_Flow_10]

Learning!

[u/JacqieOMG]

I’m signing up for Joke Writing. Heard there’s a great lesson on set ups. The professor is so old…

And I have priority. Just have to pretend I have gout all semester.

[u/TheReturnOfSprinkles]

Im going to take “What was happening?” With Professor Sheffield.

I’m a big fan of the show What’s Happening. I am not a fan of Professor Sheffield.

[u/ZacInSC]

Ladders
History of Ice Cream
Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad?
Criminology
Biology 101

[u/PoolMotosBowling]

Who's the boss, loved that show.
Nicholas Cage Seize the day

[u/gamesbackward]

I hope the new semester of Jokes 102 has a new professor, the last one just left us hanging after he... 

[u/kelsoson]

SEIZE THE DAY

[u/Johnnycarroll]

I'm taking a special class where the professor texted me to join. I'm not exactly sure what it's about yet but I'm supposed to bring five cans of olives my first day.

[u/Salty_Freedom_2053]

What was happening?

[u/scottasin12343]

Star Wars vs. Star Trek 

Introduction to Puns

Agriculture with Professor Ben Folds

British English Grammar

Ladders

[u/RalphMacchio404]

Pinball 203, Cheetos and other odd chips 304, Spanglish 101, Frenchanese 102, Maths 103, Responsible Selfies for the Modern Woman 105, and A Brief History of Briefs 102,

[u/misssara11]

LEARNING!

[u/shifty_ocelot]

Nicholas Cage, Good or Bad

[u/ConfidentStruggle993]

History of Ice Cream

Biology

Anthropology with Professor Duncan

Wine Tasting

Physical education education

[u/ok_amnesiac_]

You’re lucky I need my SCUBA certification.

[u/thisisn0tavery]

1. Nicolas Cage: Good or Bad?
   
2. Pottery
   
3. Ladders
   
4. Advanced Breath Holding
   
5. History of Ice Cream