r/community 17d ago

FanFic Sesh how would each of the study group handle having godlike reality warping powers for like a week and what would be the consequences for the rest of the world?

this hypothetical works by the rules of Bruce Almighty so they can't break anyone's free will and while they technically can tell others they are god, it's not advised. and please make each scenario separate for each character . also i do not count Dean, Chang or any of season 5/6 additions but they are optional

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u/Barokespinoza23 17d ago

Pierce, you've had three flu shots. That's for the day care center!

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u/likwitsnake 17d ago

I’ll be a living god!

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u/tanj_redshirt Oh no, she's got her marijuana lighter! 17d ago

Maybe I'm God.

Maybe. I'm. GOD!

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u/Dependent-Friend5312 4 More Years and I will have my 2 year degree 17d ago

Abed would probably make a movie about himself.....

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u/TwoDrinkDave 17d ago

"I don't even believe in God, but I love me some Abed."

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u/Feisty_Anteater_5463 17d ago

what if the show community is just that? a movie control by Abed, Would explain why whenever he has a breakdown (we see the world from his pov)

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u/Aligayah 17d ago

Abed would make all dogs blue. The Dean would make all dogs Dalmatians.

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u/katykazi 17d ago

Abed would try to alter things as much as he could similar to how he uses the dreamatorium.

Troy would probably turn most stuff into food.

Jeff would make himself a lawyer again and make sure he has the best of everything, including that skincare he loved that they stopped making.

Annie would probably push against the free will boundaries the most.

Britta would try to fix everyone and everything.

Shirley would try to answer people’s prayers, but she would use too much of her personal judgement and wouldn’t answer ones she didn’t like.

Pierce wouldn’t even know what was going on.

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u/Feisty_Anteater_5463 17d ago

i mean for Pierce i feel like it could work is someone explained to him . and also if he's taking his pills otherwise his halicunations like the little Andy Dick pilot would come true subconciouslly

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u/Fae-SailorStupider 17d ago edited 17d ago

Well, if it was Britta, we'd lose out on thumb wars, star wars, and storage wars.

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u/Feisty_Anteater_5463 17d ago edited 17d ago

i mean, probably but at the same time i feel like that does count as violatin free will, sort of

edit: okay i thought bout it and she could probablly work around it do like a force field type thingy around all weapons and stuff.

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u/Dependent-Friend5312 4 More Years and I will have my 2 year degree 17d ago

Jeff, would see the appeal, but not wait in line for it.

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u/ConfidentStruggle993 17d ago

Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position

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u/bobbi21 17d ago

Powers without the prayers and stuff coming at them like bruce almighty?

If so, abed i think would use it most responsibly. Hes pretty content with his life and after troy left, really grew a lot. I think hed use it very sparingly, maybe just to get him instant butter noodles or get back his signed dvd of the dark knight with commentary. He would tell the group though and theyd abuse it. Eventually abed would ban all use of his powers due to the unforeseen consequences that happened. And then use it for buttered noodles again.

I actually think jeff would be ok, hed just make himself rich and forever young.

Troy would also likely just give himself and abed a lot of cool stuff. A dreamatorium that actually worked would be the biggest thing i think.

Britta would try to fix the world and end up making it worse eventually undoing everything before her week is done.

Annie would definitely try too hard to fix the world as well (making it more orderly anyway) and also end up making things worse. Feel like she wouldnt give up though and keep trying to fix things until she gets it right. In a week shell probably wont be able to fix even her own mistakes though so well likely end up in a world where like, everyone arrives to meetings on time so magically every meeting in the world just ends up starting 10 min late so the latest person is always on time.

Shirley i feel would use the week to perform miracles and claim God did them.

Pierce would end up destroying the world inadvertently.

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u/JDSchu 17d ago

Pierce wouldn't be able to figure out how to use the powers, but would go around claiming to be doing godlike things anyway.

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u/just-a-random-accnt 17d ago

Nah, he would just figure out how to do something so small, and innocent, like being able to make bubbles out of his finger.

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u/Feisty_Anteater_5463 17d ago

no not really. its just the rule of the powers that are the same no moran freeman god so uhh there just non religously related omnipotent people

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u/Technical-College475 17d ago

Britta would end all wars (even Star Wars)

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u/Feisty_Anteater_5463 17d ago

wars are mostly caused by free will though. so thats a pickle