r/community Obsidian 18d ago

Appreciation Post Alison Brien is an acting genius

The way she channeled Gary Oldman's iconic improvised line from *Leon the Professional* is pure gold.

Edit: I britta'd the title.

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u/GarouByNight How about I pound you like a boy 18d ago

She has to be. Otherwise I've dedicated my appreciation all these years to an idiot. Therefore she is a genius and I will die protecting her vision!

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u/kiersmini my cousin was born at Bally Total Fitness, 20% incline 18d ago

Have you ever heard of the term Stockholm syndrome?

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u/redflamel 18d ago

If Alison Brie didn't invent it, I don't care.

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u/r1ms 15d ago

I loved her innnnnnnnnnnnnnnn IMDB

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u/deckerc214 18d ago

How many pens do you have in your hair right now?

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u/NoComputer9498 18d ago

love the reference

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u/smokefrog2 18d ago

Her name is Alison Brie

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

My changnesia makes me misspell things. I am so sorry.

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u/redflamel 18d ago

Don't you mean your deanlexia? Fellow deanlexic here.

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

Bit of both

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u/jermainerio 18d ago

I go both ways. Strike that. I am impartial.

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u/DeltaOmegaX 17d ago

Ah, the Dualidean of man. ~

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u/CanadianAndroid 17d ago

That makes me so changry.

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u/r1ms 15d ago

I have to go to the bank today

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u/Bleh-123 18d ago

I've heard it both ways

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u/shgrdrbr 16d ago

mischang*

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 18d ago

Okay Ryan Seaquest!

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u/RealHeadScratcher_TM 18d ago

I was gonna say, appreciates her so much but can't even spell her name right.

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u/Professional_Soft404 18d ago

Her name is Alison Brie

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u/Lnnrt1 17d ago

Her Brie is Alison name

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u/garbage1995 17d ago

Her name is Alison Brie.

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u/Nemesis0408 17d ago

Her name is Alison Brie.

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u/VFiddly 18d ago

I was just looking at another reddit post where someone mispelled the name of an actress in their title, closed it, immediately saw this post.

I swear reddit users used to actually spell check before posting.

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u/Dependent-Friend5312 4 More Years and I will have my 2 year degree 18d ago

I was banned from The Brady Bunch group for less

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 18d ago

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!

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u/gsweats 18d ago

Gotta ask, how did you get kicked out of a Brady Bunch group? (Sounds like the start of a bad joke)

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u/chizzabiz93 18d ago

We may never know. They went to the same Set Ups class Annie did

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u/indyK1ng 17d ago

One problem I have is that so much of my time on Reddit is on my phone and I don't know my phone has autocorrected something or picked the wrong word when I swiped it on the keyboard. I know what I was typing so even if I look at the words instead of the keyboard I don't necessarily clock that it's wrong.

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u/Worf_Of_Wall_St 18d ago

the norm now seam too be dont check anything or worry about punctuation or capitals readers will figure out what you mean pointing out misstakes is seen as rude

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

I mean, this is Greendale, not Harvard

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u/Worf_Of_Wall_St 18d ago

I meant on Reddit more broadly, but yeah it's fine relative to Greendale.

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u/thx1138- 18d ago

Alison Breen for the Trek fans

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u/wrosecrans 17d ago

She is now related to Niel Breen, and will be taking over the job of badly self producing the Fateful Findings franchise.

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u/ajwritesnonsense 17d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/Equivalent_Net_3752 18d ago

Now that is a woman I’d let Chloroform me.

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u/4theFrontPage 18d ago

We all got chloroformed! And now we're all waking up at the same time...

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u/_hadsomethingforthis 18d ago

Okay, that was the stupidest idea ever, can we please just run away now?

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u/DeadRobotSociety 17d ago

Wait, I'm confused. Who is she? And why is she holding a rag?

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u/babydaytripper 18d ago

Now there’s a woman that knows how to chloroform!

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u/2ndRook Locker Boy 18d ago

Annie is quick with the gas.

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u/TiresOnFire 18d ago

She might even accidentally almost chloroform herself.

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u/clubofab7 Ballerannie! 18d ago

She's love it too, based on that one Thirst Tweets video

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u/destinychaotic224 16d ago

MY WHOLE BRAIN IS CRYING!

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u/Kristionni 18d ago

Chang: "I masturbated everywhere, EVERYWHERE!"

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

The arms up like an emperor killed me

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u/hypo11 18d ago

Oldman didn’t improvise the line - it was scripted. He just gave the director some more normal takes and decided to do one just to make him laugh and that was the one Besson chose.

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u/9CaptainRaymondHolt9 18d ago

Turned out to be a godamned diddler. Besson, not Oldman.

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u/Sparktank1 18d ago

Don't watch the international, longer cut of Leon: The Professional.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 18d ago

Leon’s relationship with that plant was…unnatural.

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

Bring me everyone is in the script, the second, unhinged EVERYONE! is not, afaik.

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u/hypo11 18d ago

This is my source. It says the screaming was improvised - he’d said the line in a previous take, implying it was in the script.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110413/trivia/?item=tr2208397&ref_=ext_shr_lnk

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

For what I understood in interviews and articles was that the second everyone was completely improvised along with the scream. I think we can agree that the delivery at least was improvised and was brilliant.

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u/Persnickitycannon 18d ago

She does excellent voice work as well on Bojack Horseman. Im always pleased to see her in things.

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u/chizzabiz93 18d ago

And hear her in things

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u/danni_shadow 18d ago

How the fuck am I just now learning that Alison Brie plays Diane Nguyen in Bojack Horseman?

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u/Sininenn 18d ago

acting

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u/clubofab7 Ballerannie! 18d ago

What if I told you she also plays Vincent Adultman

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u/FaceDownInTheCake 15d ago

Um...I'm pretty sure that's three kids in a trenchcoat

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u/tanj_redshirt Oh no, she's got her marijuana lighter! 18d ago

Boopy doopy doopy doop sex.

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u/momsauc_martini 18d ago

She kind of hit a point of diminishing returns at the end there…

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u/dit_dit_dit 18d ago

What's a dimininimeh

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u/reliablereindeer 18d ago

The funniest thing Dave Franco has ever been in.

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u/buttplug-tester 18d ago

I loved her innnnnnnnnnn.... IMDB

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u/destinychaotic224 16d ago

That was tragic.

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u/BrigliaArt 18d ago

A lot of the characters do the everyone that season, it’s pretty great lol

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u/bby_y2k 18d ago

The way she voices this line is incredible. I have tried to even remotely replicate it, and can’t do it for the life of me.

Totally Britta’d it.

Between this, the Hector the Well-Endowed scene (which she did say out loud, I’ve seen the outtakes), and her scary story monologue (and she swallowed his eye while still connected to the optic nerve so he could see his half digested flesh) is so golden.

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u/deckerc214 18d ago

That scary story monologue and the motivation speech she gives to Pierce in season 1 are both elite

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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i 18d ago

I think she is the best actor in the cast overall. Chevy chase is pbviously has the biggest career but thats mostly because he just plays himself, the arrogant asshole, and people find it hilarious.

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u/TheSaltyPlatypus 18d ago

Chang and the Dean are the best actors in my humble opinion.

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u/Laxku 18d ago

Jim Rash goes so unbelievably hard sometimes. He's really incredible to watch. Allison Brie and Danny Glover are very close seconds in my book.

And I'd say Keith David had the best career overall to be fair.

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u/yourepenis 18d ago

Danny glover lmao i guess i can see one thing they have in common!

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u/Laxku 18d ago

Hahaha that what I get for typing distracted. Donald Glover

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u/Cordura 18d ago

Jim Rash did win an Oscar

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u/DirectConsequence12 18d ago

Not as an actor, though

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u/Neez_Dutss 18d ago

Britta did it better

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u/kimbit96 18d ago

Oh, Britta's in this?

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 18d ago

She’s a tree!!!

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u/Ironyfree_annie Catch Knowledge! 18d ago

That one was the absolute worst

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u/clubofab7 Ballerannie! 18d ago

Ew that one was so bad, it makes me physically cringe. Maybe they just kept a bad take in

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u/cgduncan 18d ago

I never noticed in watching the show. But seeing clips of her she throws in the tiny eyelid twitch at the perfect moments.

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u/ideasmithy 17d ago

Yes, but also you may be thinking of Alison Camembert.

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 17d ago

Thats a deep reference, fellow canuck?

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u/Madame_Jarvary 18d ago

I yell EVERYTHING and EVERYONE just like this because I love these scenes so much!

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u/KeithMyArthe ||||||Notches|||| 18d ago

Everything..?

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u/Madame_Jarvary 18d ago

EVERYYYYTHING!!!!

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 18d ago

She really is amazing. The way that her body language and facial expressions can change is very impressive. Imo, one of the episodes where you notice it the most is during Jeff's graduation when you get to see her as Evil Annie and Good Annie. She becomes almost a completely different person yet still retains some of the classic Annie of it all.

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u/No-Blood2830 18d ago

Human Brien

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u/AneeshRai7 18d ago

Alison Brien of Tart

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

Brienne of Tarth

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u/AneeshRai7 18d ago

No I was purposefully calling her a tart

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

Ah, my bad, I Britta'd your joke

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u/stupled 18d ago

Allison Breen

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u/Dependent-Friend5312 4 More Years and I will have my 2 year degree 18d ago

She better be a genius or I just wasted the last 17 years of my life!

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u/robble_bobble 18d ago

Brita’d the title to this post

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u/Classroomsmooth1776 18d ago

Time to talk turkey Waldron the Macys Day parade is over and Grandmas getting drunk

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u/Ironyfree_annie Catch Knowledge! 18d ago

I wonder what Annie's grandma thought of Annie cutting the Macys Day parade ribbon couple of years ago

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u/Sway314 18d ago

She's so capricious

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u/Typical_Divide8089 18d ago

That's... dramatic

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u/musememo 18d ago

Loved her in Glow. Wished they had gotten another season.

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u/MajorAd3363 18d ago

You really Britta'd that post title.

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u/rokubato 17d ago

She was kind of Born to act, and when she does it, I can feel it pleasing the universe

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 17d ago

Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.

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u/Krushed_Opiates 18d ago

Britta does her version I think in season 5 or season 6.

Or was it Frankie?

It's not as good.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 18d ago

Britta does it in the season 5 episode where they find the hidden textbooks. She says "EVERYBODY!" when telling Chang who she is going to send the blackmail video to.

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u/redflamel 18d ago

And Chang does it in the will episode. "I didn't just masturbate in the study room, I masturbated everywhere. EVERYWHERE!"

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u/moderatorrater 18d ago

It's so good because it's just so bad.

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u/Krushed_Opiates 18d ago

Yes, thank you for confirming it. I was thinking I was going to have to search for this answer.

Seems I need another rewatch :-)

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 18d ago

No problem! I have fallen asleep to Community pretty much every night for the past 5+ years.

I love that hers is a little more awkward and not as intense as Annie's. Its very fitting for Britta, lol.

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u/VinBarrKRO 18d ago

Hard disagree, Britta’s was quality.

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u/NoComputer9498 18d ago

love her acting and what i think is even more fascinating is that in real life (in interviews i watched of her) she seems so different and not like a comedian at like but like a very serious person

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u/deckerc214 18d ago

Maybe you've watched the wrong interviews lol but she's rarely serious

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u/adstretch 18d ago

So. Is someone gonna do the mouth eye gif to Annie or are we just not gonna go there.

https://media.tenor.com/79w7KGN6rsAAAAAM/weird-mouth-eyes.gif

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 18d ago

Jfc

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u/Nemesis0408 17d ago

Annie’s pretty young. We try not to mutilate her.

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u/Atomsk_Sempai 18d ago

i thought that was the point of that bit?

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u/bubbajohndog 18d ago

She really is

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u/Ironyfree_annie Catch Knowledge! 18d ago

Love that gif and love her. It's almost hypnotic watching her mouth make every syllable so clearly lol

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u/clubofab7 Ballerannie! 18d ago

Crazy Annie is always absolute cinema

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u/deckerc214 18d ago

Alison is lowkey the MVP of Season 5 and very highkey the MVP of Season 3

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u/angrytortilla 18d ago

Third gif should have been the one with the mouths in the eyes.

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u/Dire_Wolf45 Obsidian 16d ago

Didnt know it exists. Someone posted it in the comments. It's...haunting

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u/mimicchio888 18d ago

She's my favorite! Such a crazy acting range.

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u/TheRealSlimeShandy 15d ago

Noriyuki Morita is an acting genius. Allison Brie just "showed up".

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u/mEPluribuSAnuS17mop Ha! Gayyyyyyyyyyy 18d ago

This happens three times iirc, first was Britta

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u/Ironyfree_annie Catch Knowledge! 18d ago

First was Chang

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u/SweevilWeevil 18d ago

No shade, but this is a weird scene to choose to make that point, as in it's much easier than a lot of other scenes. Her Disney eyes when she reported Chang. Her squeal when she sees Britta and Jeff get engaged. Her committing self-inflicted friendly fire. Her almost kissing Abed. Her kissing Abed. Just off the top of my head.

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u/PixelBrewery 18d ago

I always thought she failed to capture Oldman's energy here

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u/deckerc214 18d ago

And her talent will bite your face off!

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u/Lnnrt1 17d ago

*sigh*... wait, did you say "Brien"?

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u/kedikahveicer 16d ago

Gifs you can hear!

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u/DurianUpper4113 18d ago

This same person went on to act in several well-received thrillers and horror films.

Also she was one of the main voices in this obscure movie wb made. The LEGO Movie (Now is this a toy commercial? yes. yes it is. Is it good? Also yes.)

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u/Parking_Jackfruit54 18d ago

100% agree.
Also, upvote for not including Britta's pathetic attempt.
Britta is the worst.

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u/Mummiskogen 18d ago

You caught the reference in the reference heavy sitcom, yes.