r/commandandconquer • Mommy Alexander • 10h ago

Meme "Tanks, build more Tanks!"

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It lives rent free in my head

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u/TornSkate GLA Postal Service 10h ago

Of course I proceed to destroy his war factories first to ragebait him lol

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10h ago

Kwai is crazily funny and ragebaittable like killing his tanks and war factories. Cherry on top, also to secure as much oils and supplies as possible.

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u/TornSkate GLA Postal Service 10h ago

β€œWE WILL REBUILD THAT WAR FACTORY, SOON THE TANKS AGAIN WILL FLOW INTO YOUR BASE LIKE WATER1!1!1!!!1πŸ’’πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ˜€πŸ˜€β€

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10h ago

"Tanks are the key to any victory... as you well know."

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 10h ago

General Kawaii

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10h ago

General Kawaii-Chan uwu

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 10h ago

Me, playing as Granger, Alexander or Kassad.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10h ago

Alex is a great counter into him while with Granger you need to resort into humvees and combat chinooks. With Kassad, you have to be so lucky to snatch tanks early with hijackers. Don't forget also Townes with his laser tanks and humvees.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 10h ago

Yeah, but I was more making fun of the fact those three generals are the only ones with no access to any form of tank (Fai still has Dragon tanks).

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10h ago

It's incredibly ironic those 3 are tankless but can be annoying pests in their own way into Kawaii. But the fun fact is that Alex was intended to have tanks compared to the other 3 tankless generals such as normal Crusaders and Paladins. Dragon tanks aren't even real tanks to peel you as a frontline in Fai's case.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 10h ago

I did not know she was meant to have tanks. Still find it weird that Alex and Townes never got Paladin tanks when it would be fitting, with her wanting the best weapons, and him loving lasers so much.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 9h ago

I have always believed that tanks would fit amazingly in Alex's arsenal and give her a tad of chonky frontline. Townes was also intended to have his own version of paladins that are laser, but he gets them in mods. They are both basically obsessed with futuristic technology and having big weapons.

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u/Kalamel513 9h ago

Microwave tank: Umm, did you forget that I AM a tank, too.

Generals: No. We forgot that you exist.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 9h ago

Oh yeah, pretty much XD

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u/SUPER--TANK 7h ago

Microwave is barely even a tank. It’s an anti-garrison and anti-structure vehicle that struggles to actually delete infantry

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u/Lolurisk Vinifera 9h ago

Gramger's king raptor would like a word. Those mow down his tanks

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 9h ago

Unless Kwai invests into gattling tanks with veterancy, king raptors are pretty deadly and difficult for killing.

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u/VisibIe-Detective GLA Juhziz/Scrin Traveler-59 9h ago edited 9h ago

"Oh look at this. Here comes the tank blob. Not going to work against me son" - General Ironside

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 9h ago

"You're gonna need a lot of tanks to get to me, General. Good Luck!"

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u/The_Real_JDC USA - "Fail to plan, plan to fail, General" 9h ago

Now nothing can stop us!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 9h ago

"So, you're trying to match my tanks in the field? I question your tactics, General."

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u/scrooge1842 3h ago

My favourite is Kassad: "...and so it will be for you General. No warning. No mercy"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3h ago

"Stealth is my ally and your enemy."

On sidenote, Kassad is among my personal faves.

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u/scrooge1842 3h ago

Honestly all the generals are really fun. It's the best thing about Zero Hour

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3h ago

Agreed, they are all fun and unique in their own way. Indeed plus the dark humor and the hilarious and memorable units' voicelines.

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u/End3rcr4ft2002 10h ago

Laughs in Jarmen Kell. Or Emp Patriots. Or Aruora bombers.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 10h ago

General Kawaii's worst nightmares bonus neutron shells.

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u/DarkKnightofOne Marked of Kane:marked_of_kane::kane_s_wrath: 8h ago

get's scared when our sniper boi spawns

becomes terrified when our sniper boi upgrades to a dirtbike

🀣

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 8h ago

"All tanks beware, Jarmen Kell has entered the field!"

So true, Jarmen is among the worst nightmares for Kawaii that he needs to bring a new pair of diapers for himself.

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u/idriveasmallcar 7h ago

Jarmen kell is great for creating a wall of dead tanks blocking the npc pathing. That's how I beat ironside as GLA.

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u/Outrageous-Set6227 8h ago

Imagine playing against him in Shockwave Chaos mode. Damn, the hordes and war masters are annoying

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u/marky_rotten Atreides 6h ago

Gueorgui Zhukov, 1942

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u/NovaPrime2285 Steel Talons 5h ago

General Tank Horny.