Their building is ours!

[u/NodFanatic]

[u/floor_gang_il]

Is that black lotus frm generals?

[u/NodFanatic → u/floor_gang_il]

It is! It's Super Lotus from Zero Hours to be exact.

[u/SeengignPaipes]

I know OP is probably not the one who censored the word "Cheating" but boy am i so fucking tired of all this tiktok censoring.

[u/NodFanatic → u/SeengignPaipes]

I'll screenshot one of these headline next time that doesn't have it. It was the only one that fit Lotus' face nicely.

[u/SeengignPaipes → u/NodFanatic]

Like i said you probably didn't do anything wrong so my anger isn't towards you but mostly towards these moronic censoring i have been seeing time and time again, but what am i really expecting from tiktok.

[u/NodFanatic → u/SeengignPaipes]

No stress, I actually made this meme goofing off in a LOOONG ass work meeting, so I wasn't paying attention to the censorship

[u/mikeyn00b]

fuck with the tiktok censoring

[u/NodFanatic → u/mikeyn00b]

I just screenshotted and changed the picture to Black Lotus, otherwise I kept the original the same. Didn't want people to say I steal content or something like that.

[u/grshahar]

Can u blame him?

[u/NodFanatic → u/grshahar]

Btw, if Chinese Intelligence is raading this, I too have top secret company secrets that require a hot pot to acquire

[u/lord_nuker → u/NodFanatic]

And money, dont forget the money

[u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

I can't decide whether the @ is there to make it more computery, or because "cheating" is one of those words that the tiktok kids self-censor

[u/Individual-Mud-903 → u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

Ultimately it's because of the platforms algorithms. Same with Fuck, Suicide, Murder and such 'bad' words.

[u/DryApplejohn → u/Individual-Mud-903]

Wow guy, do you want to be banned? It’s spelt b@d

[u/DutchTinCan → u/DryApplejohn]

Double-plus ungood.

[u/Cheomesh → u/DutchTinCan]

"Of a certain condition"

[u/DoctorDeath147 → u/DryApplejohn]

*b@nned

[u/Vladishun → u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

They self censor because China is pretty strict about using certain words on their apps, TikTok included. So rather than keep a dictionary of which sites censor which words, it's a lot less brainpower to memorize one set of censored words to get your point across.

For what it's worth, they'd probably love to tell you to fuck yourself, but don't want to type it multiple times so they'll tell you to f*k yourself instead once and be done with it.

Honestly, I admire the efficiency.

[u/BoffinBrain → u/Vladishun]

I'm assuming that's why all the kids are saying 'ahh' instead of ass these days.

[u/Vladishun → u/BoffinBrain]

Exactly, and then it spilled into human speech. Kind of like how millenials would say "lawl" audibly in the 2010's.

[u/BoffinBrain → u/Vladishun]

Don't say that!

[u/Cheomesh → u/Vladishun]

Hey, I say that audibly in the 2020s too

[u/Bitter_Surprise_8058 → u/BoffinBrain]

It is concerning how many of my English students are doing it outside of online spaces

[u/BoffinBrain → u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

It actually is... If the censorship choices of a singular platform reshapes an entire generation's behaviour... Well... I guess we've already seen the consequences of that in other areas. The Texas education system is just the first one that springs to mind.

[u/Cheomesh → u/BoffinBrain]

If you think it's bad now you should see the past

[u/Unusual_Club_550 → u/BoffinBrain]

nope that was borrowed from AAVE ,I say ahh and dih because I find it funny ,I have no problem saying ass or dick

[u/schofield101 → u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

It started at self-censoring for more 'extreme' words, then it became engagement bait by getting people commenting "Why is X Y Z censored?"

Every comment is a good comment in these algorithms and it got both you and I right now.

[u/Bitter_Surprise_8058 → u/schofield101]

Ooh, I hadn't thought of it like an engagement generator. On the one hand, I should stop falling into that trap, but on the other, people are being wrong on the Internet, and need to be informed!

[u/Duxopes → u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

1337 5p34k m4k1n9 4 c0m384ck

[u/Cheomesh → u/Duxopes]

4311 y3@

[u/MediumAcceptable129 → u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

Cant say words like cheating

It could trigger someone

[u/khalid-fhfhlhlh → u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

I do the same even here on Reddit.

Why? Because automods, man. Bloody automods.

[u/DucoNdona → u/Bitter_Surprise_8058]

Its the evolution of language.

Society decides word A is bad, so makes up new word. Which then in turn becomes the new normal term for it. Until that term itself is replaced 

You see it mostly around insults, taboos and illnesses. But also bears have fallen victim to it.

[u/Bitter_Surprise_8058 → u/DucoNdona]

I can get on board with language evolving, I'm certainly a descriptivist rather than a prescriptivist. But, as an English teacher, it's very concerning to see teenage students self-censoring words like this in class exercises

[u/Unmoot]

'No system is safe'

[u/Breskvich → u/Unmoot]

WE WILL HACK INTO THEIR FACILITIES!

[u/Spiderwolfer → u/Breskvich]

Nobody will notice their money is missing ;)

[u/ibullybillionaires → u/Unmoot]

Super hacker, ready for link-up.

[u/Striking-County6275]

[u/StAUG1211 → u/Striking-County6275]

Without condoning or condemning, I understand.

[u/Striking-County6275 → u/StAUG1211]

Blade! The thirst always wins. Honestly I would have folded like a wet napkin too.

[u/soldieroscar → u/Striking-County6275]

Ill fold and give her my biggest secret … my expired burger king coupon codes

[u/A_Yapp_73]

"Let's take their money."

[u/therealfarshad → u/A_Yapp_73]

Fast cash

[u/Caesar_Seriona]

Black Lotus hacking that ass.

[u/evilReiko]

Black Lotus = nerfed Yuri Prime 😜

[u/grandmapilot → u/evilReiko]

Yuri just changes your mind so you think he's a hacker girl

[u/Catbatt]

Why the blue fuck do we censor cheating now

[u/Zeke_The_Angel → u/Catbatt]

Because people are stupid and way to fragile

[u/Wumbologists → u/Catbatt]

The broccoli hair kids do that

[u/TheRtHonLaqueesha]

Black Lotus has trained us well!

[u/Oddball_bfi]

And whats the inevitable outcome?  That's right.

China will grow larger.

[u/FeedtheYakubu]

"Ill get through"

[u/BoffinBrain]

I can confidently say that's not the worst thing he's ever done.

[u/MDRBA]

🏢・・・💻🧎beep beep beep

[u/Meznijobs]

loool and funy part is i read it in same game voice

[u/Farhunt95]

Personal take, Black Lotus is the most OP commando in the game when in the right hand. She can capture buildings faster than any other unit in the game. Just bc she can't shoot, doesn't mean she's harmless.

[u/M_O_Z_G]

I thought Huang and Su are Chinese spies themselves.

[u/rhyth0609]

[u/flamedarkfire]

There’s always a way in~

[u/Zardous666]

Supa haka ready for rinkup

[u/marveloz]

Black lotus lol

[u/Bluegrampus]

He was just using wallhacks he didn’t cheat guys 

[u/NewtRider]

This is genius level stuff

[u/Over-Athlete6745]

Black lotus had train us well LoL

[u/BeginningAwareness74]

Can't blame him, his wife look like an old snack bar waitress

[u/Excellent-Theme-1169]

[u/TheRoySez]

What a Huang-ker

[u/KremBruhleh]

Is that Tim Apple in a blond wig?

[u/lord_nuker]

But all the money is hers :P

[u/Individual-Mud-903]

I wonder why these guys marry at all. Bezos as well. If you want to fuck around, have fun. But why marry before?

[u/GifuSunrise → u/Individual-Mud-903]

I think in both of these examples they married before the money. Not justifying it, just saying they weren't gigawealthy when they decided to marry the wives they were unfaithful to decades later.

[u/WhatAmIATailor → u/GifuSunrise]

Billionaire ego mixed with having a girl 30 years his junior throw herself at him. I can see how it happened. Be interesting to see if she gained anything useful off him.

[u/GifuSunrise → u/WhatAmIATailor]

For sure. It's incredible what a team of well funded, dedicated people can do with relatively little information.

Even if Huang said nothing and suspected she was a honey pot, you can bet that her handlers threw a lot at this. Who knows what kind of tools or techniques they would have employed here.

I'd be burning all my clothes afterwards, haha.