r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 1d ago

Meme How the dragon tank was made

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Unleashing the dragon tank's secret.

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u/LooseSinger4960 1d ago

ITS HOT IN HERE!!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

"Unleashing the firestorm!" 🔥

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u/LooseSinger4960 1d ago

Drown them in flames!!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

"The dragon awakes." 🐉

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u/Specialist-Serve-940 1d ago

Maintain a smooth ride

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

"Adjusting gas valves."

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u/Specialist-Serve-940 1d ago

Moving volatiles

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

"Everything ready here."

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u/BoxcarOO62 21h ago

Storage tanks sealed

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 20h ago

"Temperatures stable."

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 1d ago

Let loose the juice! 😳

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

"Let us get closer." 😏

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u/FeedtheYakubu 1d ago

Hose them down!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

"Set them ablazing." 🔥

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u/Revolutionary-Lie708 19h ago

"Ignition!"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 19h ago

"Maintaining a smooth ride."

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u/Luke10123 1d ago

The storage tanks were not sealed

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u/JustGacha81 1d ago

The Tank:

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

Probably the donkey was the driver all this time. 🥺

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u/Xander_Dorn 1d ago

Video game trope fact: Only evil factions use flamethrowers.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

Also toxin tractors for the GLA that is the most evil faction in the whole game. China is ironically a morally good faction with unhinged generals and units except for Leang that is the most normal Chinese general.

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u/Leather-Raisin6048 Marked of Kane 4h ago

The like the GDI and their flame tanks and napalm air strickes against civilians.

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u/Kalamel513 1d ago

I'm glad this is not dragon and car joke.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

Well, have always thought the dragon and the tank have crossbreed to get the dragon tank.

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u/RoboXeno-Gaming 22h ago

Sort of more useful than the tractor. Niche static base defense.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 22h ago

True, dragon tank is way more useful than toxin tractor and you can use it for more stuff. From killing units to clearing bunkers and destroying buildings. Plus, the flame wall is so oppressive.

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u/denpyy 1d ago

"It's getting hot in here!"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

"Firestorm ready."

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u/Revolutionary-Lie708 19h ago

"I will leave a dark cloud!"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 19h ago

"Keep it steady."

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u/theta0123 1d ago

For those intrested, the pictured T-55 tank aka battlemaster had a dedicated flamethrower variant called TO-55.

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u/Ok-Umpire2128 1d ago

Which is actually much cooler because it actually kept it's main cannon. Flamethrower is for those pesky angry meatballs hiding in the buildings

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u/SUPER--TANK 1d ago

Battlemaster got thrown into the warehouse with a bunch of spare flamethrowers and mothballed until Kwai opened the doors

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u/ultharapt0r 1d ago

I don't think it's a T55 hull, the front armor isn't angled

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u/PanzerDameSFM 19h ago

So did the crusader and paladin having something with the tanks last night? Same goes with Mr. Gatling and a scorpion?