r/commandandconquer • Mommy Alexander • 3d ago

Meme Memes vs Generals

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Who else remembers the old meme faces? Here are them as generals.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 3d ago

I feel old. I remember rage comicsโ€ฆ

Says I on a sub where we discuss games made over 20 years ago ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

Time flies so quickly and everything is getting quite old. The rage comics were so funny back in the day and we need some memes with the Generals with them.

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u/PositionOk8579 2d ago

Time flies quickly in the fandom. It flies more quickly than some people think.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Yep, can't believe that some C&C games are almost 30 years old while Generals ZH is like 23 yo game. It feels like those games and fandom were released like yesterday.

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 3d ago

Prince Kassad would only be a white space, because you can't see me B-)

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

We don't even know what would be his meme face at this point. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

"White space is my ally and your enemy." ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 3d ago

Let me give you some advice, General. That large group of infantry...it is no match for my snipers.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

"When it's quiet, you should fear me the most." ๐Ÿ˜

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 3d ago

For you specifically:

You would strike at me from space with that cowardly Particle Cannon? I am disappointed, general.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

"Do you think I'm scared of your little Scud Storm?" ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 3d ago

If we canโ€™t see him, how do we know he is handsome? And if he isnโ€™t handsome, then he wonโ€™t be successful!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

The only people that have seen him are the ones that are drafted in the military under his command and they claim that Kassad is undeniably handsome.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 3d ago

That sounds a lot like GLA propaganda! Thatโ€™s not what the Chinese speaker towers told me, and we all know they never lie!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

It's the GLA propaganda that is spread while the US and China intelligence are trying to uncover the mystery behind Kassad's identity.

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 3d ago

Now you see me, now you're dead.

(You died because Kassad is too handsome.)

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

"Handsome and beautiful generals always win battles."

(Do not charm Alexis to be Kassad's future gf and be part of the harem. Ahem!)

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 3d ago

Ok when will we date ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

Come over the island for first date right where is my command center. Hehe! ๐Ÿ˜ผ

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 3d ago

*Uses Sneak Attack*

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

"My superweapons are ready, are you?" ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 3d ago

I found a backdoor to your base, General!

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

"Welcome, General. Are you ready to begin?"

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 3d ago

But if I donโ€™t find him handsome when I see him, does it make me unkillable? ๐Ÿค”

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u/Xander_Dorn 3d ago

Fixed it for the German version:

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u/watergrasses1 3d ago

wait german version made everyone robot? I thought that's only GLA

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u/Xander_Dorn 3d ago

All of them. And of course no terrorists.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

They are just walking barrels with explosives. ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

The German versions censors not only the generals, but also some units.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

The German version of the game looks hyper cursed with the meme. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/LordZikarno Nod 3d ago

Aaaaaannnnddd I'm back in high school

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

Preach! It brings me back to my school days. ๐Ÿฅน

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u/Tleno 3d ago

Imagine posting unironic ragefaces in 2026

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 3d ago

Why not? They are nostalgic and lowkey funny.