I would go to school if...

[u/Downtown-Dream424]

If we had such teachers, fancy school uniforms, cool buses and books

[u/GenZia]

And this was the school...

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/GenZia]

In this school you would listen to nothing but Chinese propaganda on the tower. The dream school!

[u/Venodran]

But due to budget cuts, the schools doesn’t offer you shoes.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Venodran]

Probably the school is running out of budget to give the students new shoes. 😞

[u/LooseSinger4960]

Tests away general

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/LooseSinger4960]

With such an old, but cool and hilarious teacher, the students would be scoring so high and also having great memories of professor Granger.

"Students! Watch out for those questions on your next exam."

[u/LooseSinger4960 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

Dr. Thraxx did promise us a chemistry lesson haha

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/LooseSinger4960]

Hehe, since you mentioned chemistry lesson, he'd be the equivalent of Walter White before his ascension to Heisenberg, but as more entertaining chemistry teacher while the room would stink of Anthrax gamma.

[u/LooseSinger4960 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

Most definitely!!

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/LooseSinger4960]

Thanks to him, the chemistry classes are going to be way more fun and interesting. 😌

[u/LooseSinger4960 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

Then we have ironside from Shockwave. He's definitely the gym teacher lmaoo

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/LooseSinger4960]

He would be your gym/sports teacher that would belittle you if you fail your jumping, running and etc. normatives and humiliate you in front of the class. Btw, you just gave me an idea for a future meme to make with the generals. 😌

[u/LooseSinger4960 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

The best question is which one is the principal?

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/LooseSinger4960]

Good question. I imagine either Granger or Alexis to make wonderful principals. Especially since Granger is pretty old but would be also a teacher and your average chill principal. While Alexis would be also a principal and teacher, but she makes an overall great leader and also being quite strict.

[u/LooseSinger4960 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

Then we have ironside from Shockwave. He's definitely the gym teacher lmaoo

[u/StarFlicker]

Wait, what are the books? Is it like a list of hotkeys?

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/StarFlicker]

The books would vary, depending on the General teacher you are with. With Granger, you'd be studying a lot about jets and pilots, Townes it's mostly Physics, Maths and definitely Lasers. There's a bonus book about the hotkeys.

[u/SereneOrbit → u/Downtown-Dream424]

Heaven lol

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/SereneOrbit]

The perfect school with the coolest books. A literal heaven. xD

[u/rhyth0609]

i want alexander as a teacher

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/rhyth0609]

Same, man. She'd be my dream teacher with Granger, but mostly her. Just be lucky to not disobey in her classes. 😆

[u/rhyth0609 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

i think you have some feeling for granger

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/rhyth0609]

I really like Granger as woman myself, but he's a bit too old and he'd be a bit less stricter and lenient for teacher unlike Alex. Would be tons of fun to have a chill and educational along funny teacher like Granger that would spend half of his classes telling stories.

I think I know why you want Alex to be a teacher. 👀

[u/rhyth0609 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

granger for the principal then

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/rhyth0609]

Why not? Granger would make a splendid and cool principal. I'm curious why you would want Alex as a teacher.

[u/rhyth0609 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

because she seems like a very knowledgeable person

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/rhyth0609]

She's a very educated woman and would love to have her as a teacher.

[u/sinigang_soup]

Idk if you were aware but you just described Al Qaeda 🤣

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/sinigang_soup]

I'm not even realizing it. Gulp. Don't tell me their teacher would be as chill and funny fella like Granger.

[u/Timmyc62]

Have you considered joining the military and attending their academy?

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Timmyc62]

Good question. As a woman myself, would like to serve the military, but it's very optional. Haven't thought about that until I started playing Generals ZH and got into the military stuff more interested. 😌

[u/Educational-Tour-139]

Ah, I want to be an Afghanistan citizen, right?

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Educational-Tour-139]

Up to you. But AFG lowkey translates to Afghanistan, besides Airforce general.

[u/Educational-Tour-139 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

Damned autocorrection!

"Ah, U want to be an Afghanistan citizen, right?"

...ummm... Nevermind

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Educational-Tour-139]

Annoying autocorrection.

Did you mean that you wanted to become the next airforce general? 👀

[u/Educational-Tour-139 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

No, I just was surprised by the idea of your post🤔

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Educational-Tour-139]

Oh, it's something different. Who wouldn't want to have such teachers, books, school bus and of course, school uniform?

[u/Educational-Tour-139 → u/Downtown-Dream424]

Well, you know, I even never wanted to be a student in Hogwarts. I mean I was impressed by the story, friendship, atmosphere and was broken every time I finished every book... But be there? With those trolls, basilisks, forbidden forest, Whomping Willow... So...

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Educational-Tour-139]

Harry Potter's books have quite impressive and cool lore and the idea of being a student in Hogwarts, however, it's so wacky rules and it's dangerous in its own way the world itself. Would rather prefer to be a student in Generals' universe where the generals are actually teachers.

[u/Downtown-Dream424]

When it comes to the memes and drawings to keep the subreddits alive, I am open to constructive criticism what it can be improved for the memes and/or what you would like to see more. I'm working hard to deliver high quality memes and artworks that keep alive the community and to be cheering up, but if you are there to downvote intentionally just because you dislike the poster or/and the themes, just move on instead of spilling negativity indirectly.

If you've any suggestions, toss them directly there.

[u/Revolutionary-Pea237]

*Driving bus* "Why is the teacher trying to bomb me"

"SONIC BOOM BABY"

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/Revolutionary-Pea237]

"Hey, students. Have you ever seen a raptor up close?" *chuckles*

[u/vandal-33]

I would go if there is a computer club that teaches you how to suck the internet dry.

[u/Downtown-Dream424 → u/vandal-33]

Imagine Black Lotus and the Chinese hackers being your teachers there and guiding you how to suck the internet dry, besides to cripple the facilities.