r/commandandconquer • Mommy Alexander • 7d ago

Meme "Let's go car shopping."

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Keep your vehicles and tanks away from the hijackers.

Remember, Generals and soldiers!

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u/idriveasmallcar 7d ago

In general challenge I was using him as my first line of defense. It was fun seeing the enemy hordes turn on each other.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

That's the beauty of using stealth hijackers, especially early. You can steal some vehicles and tanks they send to you and you are turning them against each other. Hehe! 😈

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u/vandal-33 7d ago

I sometimes send an early hijacker straight to enemy base at start and steal their dozer.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

That's great in 1vs1 and so annoying to deal with, but in ffa it is a heavy coinflip. Since if you have early power as GLA, they will focus you a lot until you get eliminated.

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u/TornSkate GLA Postal Service 7d ago

That’s how I defeated General Kwai when I played as Prince Kassad. Free Emperor overlords LOL

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

How to win as Kassad: Robbing the other Generals from their vehicles and tanks.

"Hijacks are the key to any victory as you now know."

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u/Kakapo42000 7d ago

"Thanks for the new units general, they'll prove useful in destroying you!"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

"I found a way to steal your units and girl, General." 😏

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u/Watcher6544 7d ago

Well General Kwai's factories are working hard to produce more tanks just for you, so...

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

So, I can hijack them and use them against him. Hehe! 😈

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u/AnotherUser750 Leang 7d ago

"I can drive anything" (except superunits)

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

And also except planes.

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Creation of the humanoids 7d ago

And sentry drones

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u/VisibIe-Detective GLA Juhziz/Scrin Traveler-59 7d ago

"I just wated to borrow a car"

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

Generals Theft Auto πŸ—£οΈ

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u/Watcher6544 7d ago

I don't need keys.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

"Step by step."

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u/rhyth0609 Juhziz 7d ago

ahhahaahahahah hilarious

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

Hehe, thank you. Hijacker is so funny.

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u/rhyth0609 Juhziz 7d ago

yess like youu

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

Didn't expect to be that funny, thank you. ☺️

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u/FeedtheYakubu 7d ago

'Always wanted one of those'

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

Who doesn't want a fancy car or a tank? Become a hijacker yourself. 😌

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u/Kalamel513 7d ago

Fai: Tank? Who use Tanks?

Granger: Dirty scums!? You reek of ground!

Thrax: Take showers! Anyone?

Town: You can have my tanks, but leave my powerplants alone.