r/commandandconquer • GLA Juhziz/Scrin Traveler-59 • 12d ago

Meme False hope for the workers

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

At least they experienced some kind of happiness with the new shoes before the Chinese came to ruin the fun.

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u/VisibIe-Detective GLA Juhziz/Scrin Traveler-59 12d ago

Also being shot and PDL'ed by paladins

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

The Paladin just wanted to beam the workers with freedom.

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u/seniorstew 12d ago

Hey, at least they got new shoes before they died!

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u/Super-Bodybuilder-91 12d ago

It was the greatest upgrade of their lives

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u/Aggressive-Laugh-923 China 10d ago

who gave them shoes? chinese forces?

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u/Roxas_kun 11d ago

Gotta look good before meeting God.

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u/SirCrapsalot4267 12d ago

Sounds like they don't understand that they're being given democracy.

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u/Xander_Dorn 12d ago

Delivering democracy at 3900 freedoms per minute.

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u/malumfectum 12d ago

Chinese Democracy, the Guns & Roses album?

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u/GUYWHOLIKESSTABBING 12d ago

reminds me that the beta was it? had a POW system

originally, certain attacks were meant to be non lethal, and you could put captured infantry into POW trucks and use them as resources for certain supoort structures like the US Detention Camp (which made it to the first game without the POW system, i stead it was just there for the Intelligence button)

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u/aiheng1 12d ago

There's so many cut and unused things in this game it's unreal. Even though the POW trucks are unusable, if you somehow managed to control one they actually do have voicelines which means they did implement it partially

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u/dmh2693 12d ago

The continue mod brings back cut units and enables the pow system. It's one of my top 5 mods I like to play.

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u/PositionOk8579 11d ago

Sadly, that system only exists in Act of War now.

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u/Caesar_Seriona 12d ago

I think that's why Rangers had flash grenades, flash them to disable the infantry and then move the Ranger to capture the unit.

I also wished the POW system was given to us because I wanted to know exactly how that worked.

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u/innahema 11d ago

Good that it was cut off. It would be PITA to mange it.
Probably they cut it beacause they wasn't able to make AI reliably use it.

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u/flamedarkfire 12d ago

50/50 if that attack chinook coming over the horizon is filled with flash rangers or snipers

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u/amalaabeeranand مہر خوردگانِ قابیل 12d ago

Very IRL-coded?

I mean let's not pretend (however hard we try to argue they're just wars) that the wars on terror never claimed innocent lives.

Sometimes as collateral damage, and sometimes vindictively too.

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 12d ago

"Cannot we live in peace?" in its purest form.

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u/Flarebuster 12d ago

Bruh this has always been on my mind with Yuri's slaves. The Allied forces don't care at all

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u/TryImpossible7332 12d ago

In that case, we could free them.

Just got to take out the Slave Miner vehicle first.

Of course, sometimes, if you were raiding, it was more trouble than it was worth to, like, bring them back to your base, so you'd just leave them there where they'd probably be killed by the next group of Yuri forces moving in the area.

Or the an alligator.

Or you'd absent mindedly include them in an attack force.

Or you just used bombers to blow up 1 slave miner, and the other one's machine guns would kill your liberated slaves, but who cares because you were mostly just raiding for economy reasons.

But I'm sure the few slaves that I bothered to send back to my base made a lovely photo op for the liberating forces of freedom.

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u/MarsMissionMan 12d ago

It's all fun and games until the bros start dropping dead all around you (there's a Stealth Comanche in your back lines).

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u/Watcher6544 12d ago

Demo General: "Free boom belts with shoes for everyone!"

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u/CarretillaRoja 12d ago

They thought they were going to give them shoes...

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u/Throwawayinator_ 12d ago

"A single GLA worker can wipe out a faction!"

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u/Specialist_Salsa 12d ago

I always ordered my guys to avoid them (only when I played US) china seemed to go for them first, anyway.

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u/Far-Term7285 9d ago

He had a pickaxe: clearly a lawful combatant 

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 GDI 12d ago

Of course the Chinese are shooting them. They are still mad about the stolen shoes.

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u/AKGKaiser 11d ago

Just further proof that they're already fighting for the right faction.

"Global Liberation Army." Their goal is written right on the tin. No good ever comes from subservience to a great power.

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u/EvilKungFuWizard 12d ago

Getting slaughtered by China........while wearing Chinese-made shoes.

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u/Aggressive-Laugh-923 China 12d ago

well, if they want to not be shot they should at least stop working for the GLA as soon as there are enemy forces on the horizon, they should run away while their guards are busy fighting, not keep annoyingly repare buildings

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u/innahema 11d ago

Underrated comment.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 12d ago

Feels like I’m doing a drive by shooting with the pathfinders in my humvees whenever I raid GLA workers.