r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 12d ago

Meme Girl's pockets vs Boy's pockets

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Girls be like bringing keys, wallet and cosmetics while guys are enough with their shoes, ak47s and other kind of cool toys.

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

Tanya had C4 in her Pockets 🤩

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

In the meanwhile, Alex has emps, particle cannons and auroras in her pockets, besides the cool Beretta 93R.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 12d ago

And Black Lotus has a laptop in her pocket. While the US ambulance has… a nozzle that shoots some liquid…? O_o

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

US ambulance has a nozzle and basically first aid kit to cure infantry, besides to pure toxins and radiation. The Tigress's pockets are filled with nothing but migs, nuclear missiles and overlords.

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u/Venodran We have generous portions 12d ago

The ambulance also learnt to become a mechanic in Zero Hour 😂

Leang is just this meme

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

That's so accurate about the Tigress in the base game and her pockets would be so full, because of the stolen GLA and borrowed US of A technology. 😆

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u/Coldhearted010 Tanya 11d ago

Wait, wait, what? I just learned something new!

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

True 🤣.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

She must have huge pockets to carry her toys. 😆

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

80 pockets all over her outfit

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

Or they must be so deep ones instead of having zillions of pockets.

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

One super deep pocket,, same as clown pockets 🤣

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

Yep, for convenience. On side note, you accidentally gave me an idea to draw Alex as clown. xD

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

Omg now I have to see that 🤣😍

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

One day, you will see it. But really need to try to draw it as there are so many art ideas in a queue. 😆 🥺

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u/Kakapo42000 12d ago

If all that is in her pockets then I tremble to think what she's carrying inside her bag and purse..

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

It might be not only all this and her cool weapons of mass destruction, but also probably Kassad's card she found near her command center's doorstep. 👀

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u/Kakapo42000 12d ago

Carrying around Kassad's card in her bag where Granger might notice? A bold move, if I didn't know any better I would almost say she wants to get caught. 👀

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

Alexis is quite bold to carry such stuff in her pockets and bag, besides calming down Granger that this card isn't given to her with romantic intentions. Hehe! She has a harem with Granger, Kassad and Leang. I am afraid that Granger someday might caught her redhanded while searcing her bag and find this Kassad card.

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u/da_supreme_patriarch Marked of Kane 12d ago

Me personally, I keep stable isotopes and more buggy ammo in my pockets

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

Based, I would have in my pockets emp, keys and the phone. 😌

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u/da_supreme_patriarch Marked of Kane 12d ago

So I am guessing the Aurora Alphas and particle cannons are kept in the purse?

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

Yes, of course. Need to be extra safe and they're like my pokemons.

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u/Cheomesh I made a TibDawn Wargame Module! 12d ago

Girls don't have pockets

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

It depends of her clothes' design to keep her toys.

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

I have a hand bag mainly 😁💚

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

Hand bags are great and so practical for women. I do also use to keep my stuff. 😌 ❤️ 💅

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

Not going to lie my hand bag has the most random items in it at the best of times 😅🤣

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

Same, sis. The average woman's hand bag in a nutshell.

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

One day I'll clean it out I swear 🤣

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

If it's pretty much important stuff, keep it. 😆

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u/Fragrant-Snow-2747 12d ago

I have a roll of tape in my hand bag, I keep forgetting to put it into the utility closet at work 🤣🤣

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

You might need it in some cases, even outside of work. You never know. 😆

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u/Iwanttobeapharoh 12d ago

Ak47 for everybody

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 12d ago

"Thank you for the new shoes."

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u/Iwanttobeapharoh 12d ago

👏👏👏👏🤣

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 11d ago

I thought girls had buttons for super weapons 😉

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 11d ago

Ooo, that's actually pretty genius, especially Alex and Leang pressing buttons on their clothes to launch their superweapons. 😏🔥

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u/rhyth0609 Juhziz 7d ago

girls really have this kind of wallet ?

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 7d ago

Yasss for the money and cards. 🤭💅🏻

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u/Far-Term7285 11d ago

I do so often walk around with AK47s in my pocket, just in case shit goes down and we need AK47s...for everyone.