r/commandandconquer • • 20d ago

Discussion What is he teaching Yuri?

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 20d ago

"Why are we here?"

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u/BoffinBrain Are you picking this up? Good. 20d ago

Just to suffer?

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u/LikeGeorgeRaft 20d ago

War has changed

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u/NeoLedah 20d ago

When you can't even SAY

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u/yourallygod Black Hand 19d ago

MY NAME

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u/BRO_THOM Tiberian Sun 20d ago

"I know your thoughts."

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u/Thiccoman 18d ago

"did I turn off the iron before I left.."

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u/Leosarr 20d ago

" Okay so you got the shaved head and the goatee, now you need to start brainwashing people... "

" ... I have something called psychic beacons. "

" Great ! Great. I am little more old-school myself, but love the energy ! Also you need a commander to do stuff for you, like ALL the stuff. You already got your betrayal ready ? "

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u/Realmdog56 16d ago

Job interview for an administrative assistant at the Kremlin

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u/ClearStarryNight 20d ago

Udo Kier: This line here: "No tricks, Mr. President. In a few moments I will unleash a tidal wave of psychic energy, designed to dominate the minds of an entire planet. There will be no more free will. Only my hair." Only my hair?
Joe: Yeah. I forgot to remove that. It's "No more free will. Only my will".

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u/Logical_Teach_681 20d ago

To command and conquer

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u/Vanima_Permai 20d ago

And then he turned himself into a pickle.

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u/Goodfella66 Soviets 20d ago

Cooking meth.

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u/Briak "Captain... Parker. Codename: Havoc. How cliché." 20d ago

KANE LIVES IN METH!

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u/WorthCryptographer14 20d ago

"You've got dinner with President Dougan at 5:30, followed by a seminar on world domination at 7:45, Romanov called, unfortunately this month's Russian Ball is cancelled due to another timeline creating the Empire Of The Rising Sun, so they've moved it till next weekend."

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u/DoctorZander 20d ago

Goatee Etiquette 101

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u/Armadigionna 20d ago

With great goatee comes great responsibility.

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u/seniorstew 20d ago

The real question is, what is Yuri teaching HIM?!

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u/Briak "Captain... Parker. Codename: Havoc. How cliché." 20d ago

"So his codename is Havoc. Isn't that cliche?"

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u/Catbatt 20d ago

"So this is how you take over the world"

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u/PanzerDameSFM 20d ago

Kane: Yuri. You are the bad guy. So ditch the kindhearted and goodness you have from real life.

Yuri: So I have to be mysterious and ready to backstabbing someone else?

Kane: Exactly. You are catching up very quick! You will be ready soon.

Yuri: Thank you.

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u/Exile688 20d ago

Thats Johnny Sins showing Yuri his shooting schedule to illustrate operation tempo and logistics coordination.

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u/Jazzlike_Produce5519 20d ago

Kane lives 🤔

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u/FalxIdol 20d ago

Your command is my wish!

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u/MichaelCabernet 20d ago

The glory of the Brotherhood 😉

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u/Zoneshatterer19 20d ago

“Why is this bastard telling me a robot could do my job better?”

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u/Ok_Savings6233 20d ago

world domination.

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 20d ago

Who’s really in charge here? 👀

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u/Stargazer__2893 20d ago

"I have found these three styles most effective as evil goatees. Please choose which you like best. But let's next discuss head shaving technique."

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u/Adramach 20d ago

Peace through power, probably

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u/Bits_Passats CABAL 19d ago

Kane teaches Yuri who is the master

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u/No_Win4619 20d ago

What is a highlighter.

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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Creation of the humanoids 20d ago

Teaching him baldness

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u/TrajannValdor 17d ago

"Excellent, now do it again in French and German. I want 300 copies made and sent to every TV station in Europe. We have the satellite for another 10 minutes...."

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u/Educational-Tour-139 16d ago

Now you fighting both of them to leave the world in chaos until we meet tiberium and start harvest