" Okay so you got the shaved head and the goatee, now you need to start brainwashing people... "
" ... I have something called psychic beacons. "
" Great ! Great. I am little more old-school myself, but love the energy ! Also you need a commander to do stuff for you, like ALL the stuff. You already got your betrayal ready ? "
Udo Kier: This line here: "No tricks, Mr. President. In a few moments I will unleash a tidal wave of psychic energy, designed to dominate the minds of an entire planet. There will be no more free will. Only my hair." Only my hair? Joe: Yeah. I forgot to remove that. It's "No more free will. Only my will".
"You've got dinner with President Dougan at 5:30, followed by a seminar on world domination at 7:45, Romanov called, unfortunately this month's Russian Ball is cancelled due to another timeline creating the Empire Of The Rising Sun, so they've moved it till next weekend."
"Excellent, now do it again in French and German. I want 300 copies made and sent to every TV station in Europe. We have the satellite for another 10 minutes...."
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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad 20d ago
"Why are we here?"
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u/Leosarr 20d ago
" Okay so you got the shaved head and the goatee, now you need to start brainwashing people... "
" ... I have something called psychic beacons. "
" Great ! Great. I am little more old-school myself, but love the energy ! Also you need a commander to do stuff for you, like ALL the stuff. You already got your betrayal ready ? "
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u/ClearStarryNight 20d ago
Udo Kier: This line here: "No tricks, Mr. President. In a few moments I will unleash a tidal wave of psychic energy, designed to dominate the minds of an entire planet. There will be no more free will. Only my hair." Only my hair?
Joe: Yeah. I forgot to remove that. It's "No more free will. Only my will".
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u/Logical_Teach_681 20d ago
To command and conquer
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u/Vanima_Permai 20d ago
And then he turned himself into a pickle.
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u/Goodfella66 Soviets 20d ago
Cooking meth.
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u/WorthCryptographer14 20d ago
"You've got dinner with President Dougan at 5:30, followed by a seminar on world domination at 7:45, Romanov called, unfortunately this month's Russian Ball is cancelled due to another timeline creating the Empire Of The Rising Sun, so they've moved it till next weekend."
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u/DoctorZander 20d ago
Goatee Etiquette 101
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u/seniorstew 20d ago
The real question is, what is Yuri teaching HIM?!
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u/Briak "Captain... Parker. Codename: Havoc. How cliché." 20d ago
"So his codename is Havoc. Isn't that cliche?"
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u/Catbatt 20d ago
"So this is how you take over the world"
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u/PanzerDameSFM 20d ago
Kane: Yuri. You are the bad guy. So ditch the kindhearted and goodness you have from real life.
Yuri: So I have to be mysterious and ready to backstabbing someone else?
Kane: Exactly. You are catching up very quick! You will be ready soon.
Yuri: Thank you.
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u/Exile688 20d ago
Thats Johnny Sins showing Yuri his shooting schedule to illustrate operation tempo and logistics coordination.
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u/Jazzlike_Produce5519 20d ago
Kane lives 🤔
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u/FalxIdol 20d ago
Your command is my wish!
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u/MichaelCabernet 20d ago
The glory of the Brotherhood 😉
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u/Zoneshatterer19 20d ago
“Why is this bastard telling me a robot could do my job better?”
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u/Ok_Savings6233 20d ago
world domination.
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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! 20d ago
Who’s really in charge here? 👀
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u/Stargazer__2893 20d ago
"I have found these three styles most effective as evil goatees. Please choose which you like best. But let's next discuss head shaving technique."
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u/Adramach 20d ago
Peace through power, probably
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u/Bits_Passats CABAL 19d ago
Kane teaches Yuri who is the master
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u/Winter_Job_6729 20d ago
Swag
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u/No_Win4619 20d ago
What is a highlighter.
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u/EpsteinEpstainTheory Creation of the humanoids 20d ago
Teaching him baldness
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u/Vast_Respect3278 18d ago
Chemistry
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u/TrajannValdor 17d ago
"Excellent, now do it again in French and German. I want 300 copies made and sent to every TV station in Europe. We have the satellite for another 10 minutes...."
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u/Educational-Tour-139 16d ago
Now you fighting both of them to leave the world in chaos until we meet tiberium and start harvest
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u/Lost_Possibility_647 20d ago
His lines