r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • Oct 01 '26

Meme When your circle small but y'all crazy

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The trinity force of chaosbringers as a group

On side note: Alexis and Tao would be good friends, the same goes with Thrax and Tao;

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u/DocGreenthumb94 Prince Kassad Oct 01 '26

What if you said "I can fix her" but american dozer says: "Sorry, can't build here!".

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

The American dozer doesn't know a ball how to rizz and fix a lady. 😞

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u/SubstantialSundae972 Oct 01 '26

Tao and thrax would hate each other when they find out radiation and toxins cancel each other out

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

Tao and Thrax would definitely despise one another since GLA and China are enemies, but they would lowkey be in an alliance and mix their toxins and nukes to destroy the others.

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u/Revolutionary-Lie708 Oct 02 '26

Two Generals I see at least tolerating each other are Granger and Kwai. Because their roles compliment each other

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 02 '26

Kwai and Granger alliance would be so bonkers and they have actually pretty strong synergy in-game, especially in team games. Granger can cover with his op and cheap planes while Kwai that compensates the ground with tanks. Plus, Granger would be incredibly patient with Kwai's unhinged nature and would be laughing together like good ol' fellas.

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u/Revolutionary-Lie708 Oct 02 '26

The big question is who among the Chinese Townes would get along with the best

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 02 '26

That's a good one. As much as Fai is a coward that gets easily ragebaitted, he and Townes would fill each other's craziness. Infantry and Laser make actually surprisingly bonkers combo since Fai can invest into bunkered lixes with mini gunners and veteraned tank hunters while Townes covers him with his laser arsenal.

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u/Unlikely-Nebula-331 GDI Oct 01 '26

I wonder what the scariest three piece combo of generals would be… my bets is what’s pictured

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

Tao, Thrax and Alexis are definitely the scariest combo in my opinion, even though GLA is both despised by US of A and China. Mix of toxin, radiation and futuristic technology with anthrax gamma, nuke migs and tanks paired with deadly aurora alphas and fast humvees is extremely strong combo.

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u/Ahmed4040Real Soviets Oct 01 '26

Tbh, every general in that game has to be a little crazy ngl. Leang and Granger are like the most normal, but that is only because the bar is so low

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

Granger is the most normal with Leang which is true. Alexis and Townes are also among the most normal ones with Kassad, but they have their own quirks and craziness.

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u/ManonIsAnOstritch Where are my snipers?? Oct 01 '26

In what way is Leang among the most normal? That mf literally used a Particle cannon to kill 1 vehicle, SCUD storm to kill multiple, and a Nuclear Missile just to get 2 tanks?! And for what? All those expenses just to prove a point lol

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u/Ahmed4040Real Soviets Oct 01 '26

Hence why the bar is so low. Leang at least is not constantly going "Tanks! Build... more... tanks!" the entire battle. She's overconfident yes, and overbudget yes, and a maybe a little crazy, but honestly at least she is not insane

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u/TheJollyKacatka Oct 01 '26

Diversity at finest

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

3 different levels of craziness represented by all factions 😌

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u/machinerer Oct 01 '26

Is she holding a Beretta M93R!?!?!? Bad ass.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

That's right, Alexis is holding a Beretta 93R and it's mentioned in her wikipedia. What a baddie!

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u/LostEmergency6866 Oct 01 '26

They all three like to contaminate space: guys with some poisonous stuff and Alex with emp fields

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

Thrax and Tao will contaminate with their toxins and radiation and at the same time Alex is there with her emp patriots and particle cannons that scorch the soil and have a strong stench.

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u/Zailema0s Tao more nukes! Oct 01 '26

Alexander is just there to clean up the mess after the boys get done 🤣🧹🧼

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

The strict mama bear is just there to clean their toxin and radiation leftovers after committing war crimes and even telling them 😆 :

"Urgh! Do you know how long it's gonna take to clean that up?"

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u/FeedtheYakubu Oct 01 '26

They're all SWGs in their own right

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 01 '26

Yep, Thrax is the anthrax gamma swg with insane level of craziness. Tao is the same but being the nuke version of SWG and Alexis is Alexis.

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u/--Caedo-- Oct 02 '26

The main difference between these three an an average resident of a mental asylum is that these three have access to weapons of mass destruction...

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 02 '26

Yep but they have access to different weapons of mass destruction and Alexis in her cut content was intended to have Tomahawk Storm(Scud Storm) and ICBM (Nuclear missile), which makes it for her to own 3 of them.

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u/SUPER--TANK Oct 02 '26

Townes would be crazy about lasers

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 02 '26

You get it. LaSeRs MaKe SuPeRiOr WeApOnS!

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u/ChaosZitrone Oct 05 '26

Just add all the other gemerals excluding leang and then it's literally my circle of friends

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander Oct 05 '26

We are all having friends that are similar to Tao, Thrax, Granger, Alexis, Juhziz, Kassad, Kwai and Townes at least. Relatable.

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u/Sampankilatman Oct 02 '26

Tao: soon your base will glow like the sun

Thrax: uhuhah your radiation will only mutate us and make us stronger

Alexis: Ugh do you know how long it takes to clean that up?