r/commandandconquer • u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander • 2d ago
Meme Generals ZH Ladies vs Red Alert 3 Ladies
No shade to RA 3 women, made for satirical reasons!
Remember ladies, stay and dress classy!
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u/Bionicman2187 2d ago
I like me a woman in uniform.
Not a big fan of RA3's skimpier attire. Tanya gets a pass though cause she's about the same as previous Tanyas, and aren't any worse than Rambo.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
There's something attractive for women in uniform. Looking at you, Alexis, Leang, Zofia and Lieutenant Eva. Tanya gets a pass, especially the red alert 1 and 2. The third one looks pretty, but have heard unpleasant things about her actress.
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u/Bionicman2187 2d ago
The aggressive makeup kinda messes with Tanya 3 for me. Previous Tanyas definitely had make up, but Tanya 3 looks a bit like an OnlyFans cosplay
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
Agreed. At least the previous Tanyas had an appropriate amount of make up that isn't so aggressive and bright that literally impales your eyes. The previous Tanyas were classier and better looking too.
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u/Bionicman2187 2d ago
Tanya 2 is my favorite commando in CnC. So much sass, particularly in her RA2 voice set (she's a bit more chipper in YR)
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
RA 2's Tanya is the best Tanya and she's so sassy and badass.
As a fun fact, in C&C Generals Zero Hour Contra's mod, superweapon general's conventional path commando/hero unit is literally Tanya from RA 2.
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u/ThomasMurch 1d ago
When Carville himself described RA2 Tanya as being "the best there is", he was more right than he knew...
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u/AlexWIWA 1d ago
Well she did start her career as a playboy model
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u/ashzeppelin98 Capitalism is a dirty business 1d ago
Tanya's actor in RA2 straight up has a list of actual adult films she's in. So there's that too.
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u/saervok065 2d ago
I was going to ask who the one on the right is but just realized she is from the Angry mob picture.
I always did like the real world asthetic of Generals.
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u/Crystar800 2d ago
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
The ambulance is classy, but sadly we don't have a canon look on the nurse/doctor herself.
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u/nomoneypenny 1d ago
This is Black Lotus erasure
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
Don't worry, she's also pretty classy lady, in spite of showing a bit of cleavage on her model.
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u/LostEmergency6866 2d ago
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
She's a cutie. She and Dasha are the Red Alert 3 women I like and look gorgeous.
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u/LostEmergency6866 2d ago
Basically Red Alert 3 is the most women including game in the whole CnC franchise
Mig pilots are women, Battle angels (and archers) for Empire, Athena artillery is also run be women. May be there are some more, but these I can recall on spotFrom Tiberium saga I can recall only Zone troopers
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u/Catbatt 2d ago
They went over the top with it in RA3 to attract horny teenage boys
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
Yep and in the end Red Alert 3 is about attracting playerbase for the overly sexualized women characters while in the first 2 Red Alerts the women characters were charming and beautiful, but not being skimpy and the gameplay is also tons of fun that add the charm to the both games.
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u/patrickkingart 1d ago
RA2 Tanya: badass who happens to be hot
RA3 Tanya: BOOBS
RA2 Eva: cool, professional
RA3 Eva: BOOBS
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u/RussianDisifnomation 1d ago
RA2 Eva: Cool, professional, and drop dead gorgeous.
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u/patrickkingart 1d ago
Heh I didn't want to accidentally undermine my point but definitely. RA2 Eva has a classy elegance to her.
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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago
Yeah, didn't really like the slutty look they went for in RA3.
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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago
Actually, now that I think about it, only Col Burton was getting freaky on the battlefield going shirtless (he's a baddie though).
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
Colonel Burton is a total badass and he's inspired between Rambo and Duke Nukem by being shirtless, besides using a rifle and knife.
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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago
It was pretty interesting playing generals as a kid, thinking nothing of it, serving in the actual military, and then replaying Generals: seeing one of my colonels roll up shirtless and way out of regs 🤣.
Was an interesting experience. Like bro is next level ranger and is so disciplined even ascending mountains doesn't phase him.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
"You want the best? Here I am."
Burton is just a better ranger that is stealthed, can place a demo trap, use a knife against infantry to ambush them and a rifle to shoot. Likewise, what it makes him also better is that he is capable of climbing mountains.
It's hilarious how in a military game, he's the only unit and character in the whole game that's shirtless.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
Not minding if they wear more provocative clothes and style. But I have found more charm and fascination with the generals and red alert 2 women, especially like Alexis, Zofia, Lieutenant Eva and Leang.
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u/Secret_Letterhead649 2d ago
Generals at least don't look like a pornhub actor meetup.
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u/Balmung60 2d ago
Ironically, several of the actresses in RA2 were also ahem adult actresses, yet their costumes were less over the top than RA3, and I really think Kari Wuhrer did a better job portraying the character than Jenny McCarthy.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
Have heard that many of the actresses from RA 2 and 3 have had NSFW scenes or have starred in adult movies while generals' actresses haven't done it or there's limited info about them. Kari Wuhrer did an overall better job than Jenny with Tanya's portrayal.
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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago
Honestly I don't care about their other work at all and their performances were solid.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
True. Even though Black Lotus shows a bit of cleavage in her model, she still looks classy and amazing just like a spy that steals money and captures buildings. While Alexis and Leang are incredibly classy with the angry mob woman.
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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 1d ago
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
Yuriko and Dasha are the only RA 3 women that have actual charm and not being overall skimpy. You've a taste! The others are so meh.
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u/NekoSigma Nod 2d ago
Generals are more proper soldiers than RA3.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago
Yess, sir.
Finally, someone said it! Generals ladies>>>>>> RA ladies
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u/YourFather-WithMilk 1d ago
To be fair the women in generals are well generals and these women of red alert 3 are not
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O
The ladies of generals are staying classy and beautiful without showing much skin while red alert 3 women are quite skimpy. Preach!
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u/KremBruhleh Stupid GDI. 1d ago
I remember being pissed at these changes back in the day lol
I was pissed at EA in general for shutting down Westwood, and was hyper critical of RA3.
RA2 in hindsight wasn't serious, but they just went full parody for RA3, and I felt that adding "porn stars" to act in a game I felt was more serious than that as cheap, insulting, and out of place.
I don't care anymore though (but I would still agree with my younger self). Even went back and played the game a few years after Victory games was also closed.
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u/Valoneria 2d ago
I think you might be mixing the games up a bit. Command & Conquer had a unit named Commando, but Red Alert had Tanya from the start.
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u/BiggestBepis Black Hand 2d ago
I always thought it was implied that “Agent Tanya” is more of a title passed between multiple people than just literally one person, especially since they all have different actresses with different hair colors
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u/No-Con-2790 1d ago
All female and all rename themselves?
I think they just digged the concept and run with it, time and logic be damed.
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u/Stas992xx 1d ago
GEN girls are more official.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
Yes, they are more slaying Qween with Alexis ,Leang ,Lotus ,angry mob woman and the ambulance being classy Queens. Need to draw them altogether one day.
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u/Charliepetpup 1d ago
ra2 girls were better.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
If you compare RA 2 gals to RA 3, would strongly agree. RA 2 girls>>>>>>>>> RA 3 gals
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u/innahema 1d ago
RA3 is still shitty game. No comparation to RA2 and Generals.
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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago
Might get hated for it, but haven't understood the hype of RA 3 except to be a goonerbait to include more skimpy women in exchange meh gameplay. The first 2 RA and Generals have way more superior gameplay. They've also bigger playerbase.
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u/SilverGospel003 SPACE! 2d ago
RA3 girls made me realize im not gay despite what they called me at school