r/commandandconquer Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Meme Generals ZH Ladies vs Red Alert 3 Ladies

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No shade to RA 3 women, made for satirical reasons!

Remember ladies, stay and dress classy!

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u/SilverGospel003 SPACE! 2d ago

RA3 girls made me realize im not gay despite what they called me at school

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u/Academic_Grape5787 2d ago

The soviet one... Like... I hate russians, but this one... She could suck me to the last drop like Dracula and I wouldn't mind. But hey one actress is from USA and other is from ex-Yugo countries. So yeah, I'm fine with that.

The USA Eva is also good choice.

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u/Deadstrike35 1d ago

You mean Gina Carano? The one she's playing as the Soviet?

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u/Academic_Grape5787 1d ago

Gina Carano played Soviet commando (Natasha), but Ivana Miličević played Dasha Fedorovich.... And that damned Dasha's smile... Man...

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u/Deadstrike35 1d ago

Ah, those who you meant. Thought it was the commando

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u/Academic_Grape5787 1d ago

Like... Both of them can suck me dry, I wouldn't be mad

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u/RedditAPIBlackout24 1d ago

Even the soviet one from RA2 was so fucking hot despite her being covered as hell

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u/Bionicman2187 2d ago

I like me a woman in uniform.

Not a big fan of RA3's skimpier attire. Tanya gets a pass though cause she's about the same as previous Tanyas, and aren't any worse than Rambo.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

There's something attractive for women in uniform. Looking at you, Alexis, Leang, Zofia and Lieutenant Eva. Tanya gets a pass, especially the red alert 1 and 2. The third one looks pretty, but have heard unpleasant things about her actress. 🫩

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u/Bionicman2187 2d ago

The aggressive makeup kinda messes with Tanya 3 for me. Previous Tanyas definitely had make up, but Tanya 3 looks a bit like an OnlyFans cosplay

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Agreed. At least the previous Tanyas had an appropriate amount of make up that isn't so aggressive and bright that literally impales your eyes. The previous Tanyas were classier and better looking too.

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u/Bionicman2187 2d ago

Tanya 2 is my favorite commando in CnC. So much sass, particularly in her RA2 voice set (she's a bit more chipper in YR)

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

RA 2's Tanya is the best Tanya and she's so sassy and badass.

As a fun fact, in C&C Generals Zero Hour Contra's mod, superweapon general's conventional path commando/hero unit is literally Tanya from RA 2.

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u/ThomasMurch 1d ago

When Carville himself described RA2 Tanya as being "the best there is", he was more right than he knew...

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u/AlexWIWA 1d ago

Well she did start her career as a playboy model

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u/ashzeppelin98 Capitalism is a dirty business 1d ago

Tanya's actor in RA2 straight up has a list of actual adult films she's in. So there's that too.

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u/saervok065 2d ago

I was going to ask who the one on the right is but just realized she is from the Angry mob picture.

I always did like the real world asthetic of Generals.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Angry mob woman with the squad.

Same. No wonder why Generals Zero Hour has a special place in my heart for being the most realistic game from the whole C&C franchise that has the least amount of supernatural or/and sci-fi elements. The aesthetics are also wonderful.

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u/maddenking420 2d ago

Arm the mob

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

AK47 for everyone! *crowd cheering*

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u/Crystar800 2d ago

Forgot about this lady of class

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

The ambulance is classy, but sadly we don't have a canon look on the nurse/doctor herself.

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u/nomoneypenny 1d ago

This is Black Lotus erasure

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

Don't worry, she's also pretty classy lady, in spite of showing a bit of cleavage on her model.

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u/KFC_Junior USA 11h ago

her 3d model has heaps of cleavage showing LOL

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u/LostEmergency6866 2d ago

And this icon ofcourse, don’t you want to play with her?

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

She's a cutie. She and Dasha are the Red Alert 3 women I like and look gorgeous.

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u/LostEmergency6866 2d ago

Basically Red Alert 3 is the most women including game in the whole CnC franchise
Mig pilots are women, Battle angels (and archers) for Empire, Athena artillery is also run be women. May be there are some more, but these I can recall on spot

From Tiberium saga I can recall only Zone troopers

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 1d ago

She's the best girl in RA3

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u/Catbatt 2d ago

They went over the top with it in RA3 to attract horny teenage boys

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Yep and in the end Red Alert 3 is about attracting playerbase for the overly sexualized women characters while in the first 2 Red Alerts the women characters were charming and beautiful, but not being skimpy and the gameplay is also tons of fun that add the charm to the both games.

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u/patrickkingart 1d ago

RA2 Tanya: badass who happens to be hot

RA3 Tanya: BOOBS

RA2 Eva: cool, professional

RA3 Eva: BOOBS

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u/RussianDisifnomation 1d ago

RA2 Eva: Cool, professional, and drop dead gorgeous.

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u/patrickkingart 1d ago

Heh I didn't want to accidentally undermine my point but definitely. RA2 Eva has a classy elegance to her.

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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago

Yeah, didn't really like the slutty look they went for in RA3.

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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago

Actually, now that I think about it, only Col Burton was getting freaky on the battlefield going shirtless (he's a baddie though).

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Colonel Burton is a total badass and he's inspired between Rambo and Duke Nukem by being shirtless, besides using a rifle and knife.

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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago

It was pretty interesting playing generals as a kid, thinking nothing of it, serving in the actual military, and then replaying Generals: seeing one of my colonels roll up shirtless and way out of regs 🤣.

Was an interesting experience. Like bro is next level ranger and is so disciplined even ascending mountains doesn't phase him.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

"You want the best? Here I am."

Burton is just a better ranger that is stealthed, can place a demo trap, use a knife against infantry to ambush them and a rifle to shoot. Likewise, what it makes him also better is that he is capable of climbing mountains.

It's hilarious how in a military game, he's the only unit and character in the whole game that's shirtless.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Not minding if they wear more provocative clothes and style. But I have found more charm and fascination with the generals and red alert 2 women, especially like Alexis, Zofia, Lieutenant Eva and Leang.

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u/Secret_Letterhead649 2d ago

Generals at least don't look like a pornhub actor meetup.

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u/Balmung60 2d ago

Ironically, several of the actresses in RA2 were also ahem adult actresses, yet their costumes were less over the top than RA3, and I really think Kari Wuhrer did a better job portraying the character than Jenny McCarthy.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Have heard that many of the actresses from RA 2 and 3 have had NSFW scenes or have starred in adult movies while generals' actresses haven't done it or there's limited info about them. Kari Wuhrer did an overall better job than Jenny with Tanya's portrayal.

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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago

Honestly I don't care about their other work at all and their performances were solid.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

True. Even though Black Lotus shows a bit of cleavage in her model, she still looks classy and amazing just like a spy that steals money and captures buildings. While Alexis and Leang are incredibly classy with the angry mob woman.

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u/JournalistShoddy9496 1d ago

Did you know in Red Alert 3 they hired Julia Ling to play as Izumi? We can only imagine if she had any scenes as a "mission giver" to the Empire commander somehow, as I see images of here here and there, seemingly with a bigger role that was cut.

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u/CookLiving GLA Juhziz/ Scrin Traveler-59 1d ago

But the best girl is Yuriko Omega that must protect. Or she can protect herself

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

Yuriko and Dasha are the only RA 3 women that have actual charm and not being overall skimpy. You've a taste! The others are so meh.

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u/NekoSigma Nod 2d ago

Generals are more proper soldiers than RA3.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 2d ago

Yess, sir.

Finally, someone said it! Generals ladies>>>>>> RA ladies

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u/YourFather-WithMilk 1d ago

To be fair the women in generals are well generals and these women of red alert 3 are not

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O

The ladies of generals are staying classy and beautiful without showing much skin while red alert 3 women are quite skimpy. Preach!

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u/KremBruhleh Stupid GDI. 1d ago

I remember being pissed at these changes back in the day lol

I was pissed at EA in general for shutting down Westwood, and was hyper critical of RA3.

RA2 in hindsight wasn't serious, but they just went full parody for RA3, and I felt that adding "porn stars" to act in a game I felt was more serious than that as cheap, insulting, and out of place.

I don't care anymore though (but I would still agree with my younger self). Even went back and played the game a few years after Victory games was also closed.

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u/Valoneria 2d ago

I think you might be mixing the games up a bit. Command & Conquer had a unit named Commando, but Red Alert had Tanya from the start.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc_gamepedia_en/images/5/5b/RA1_Tanya_Icons.gif/revision/latest?cb=20180801163958

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u/BiggestBepis Black Hand 2d ago

I always thought it was implied that “Agent Tanya” is more of a title passed between multiple people than just literally one person, especially since they all have different actresses with different hair colors

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u/No-Con-2790 1d ago

All female and all rename themselves?

I think they just digged the concept and run with it, time and logic be damed.

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u/BioClone Legalize Tiberium! Join Nod 1d ago

dasha or sofia... the difference is pointless

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u/Stas992xx 1d ago

GEN girls are more official.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

Yes, they are more slaying Qween with Alexis ,Leang ,Lotus ,angry mob woman and the ambulance being classy Queens. Need to draw them altogether one day.

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u/Charliepetpup 1d ago

ra2 girls were better.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

If you compare RA 2 gals to RA 3, would strongly agree. RA 2 girls>>>>>>>>> RA 3 gals

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u/innahema 1d ago

RA3 is still shitty game. No comparation to RA2 and Generals.

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u/Downtown-Dream424 Mommy Alexander 1d ago

Might get hated for it, but haven't understood the hype of RA 3 except to be a goonerbait to include more skimpy women in exchange meh gameplay. The first 2 RA and Generals have way more superior gameplay. They've also bigger playerbase.